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ScienceMachine    999

No one cares about my novel?

Where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs.

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sirmentlegen    507

Where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs.

In development ill finish it after ive slept haven't slept in 32 hours.

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Snob    1272

i wanted to post a "50 shades of bacon" picture but sadly this clunky ipad can't do anything.

FEAR NOT

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Pig    10

where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs.

why me why my friend why do you hate my race!

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ScienceMachine    999

Because ....

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning ...

And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be!

A pig turning into a monster bits by bits

It scared me out of my wits!

And when I opened my eyes and the nightmare was YOU!

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ScienceMachine    999

Now to actually make the entire song.

Based on 'In the Dark of the Night' from Anastasia.

[Wilbur]

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning

And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --

It scared me out of my wits --

Pigs turning to monsters bits by bits!

Then I opened my eyes

And the nightmare was...real!!

I was once just a normal man from Russia.

When Maxwell gave me a deal, I made a mistake!

His curse made me pay

But I was sent far away!

But I better beware,

The Monsters' awake!

[Monsters]

In the dark of the night evil will find you!

In the dark of the night just before dawn!

Aah...

Your death will be sweet

When the darkness is complete!

In the dark of the night

You'll be gone!

[Wilbur]

I can feel that their powers are slowly growing!

With their appearance and change, I can tell!

As the pieces fall into place

They'll see me crawl into place!

[Maxwell]

Do svidaniya, Wilbur, your grace, farewell!

[Monsters]

In the dark of the night terror will strike you! (Wilbur: Terror's the least they can do!)

In the dark of the night evil will brew.

Ooh!

[Maxwell]

Soon you will feel that your nightmares are real.

[ALL]

In the dark of the night

[Maxwell]

You'll be through!

[Monsters]

In the dark of the night

Evil will find you (Find you!)

Ooh!

In the dark of the night terror comes true. (Doom you!)

[Maxwell]

My boy, here's a sign --

[Maxwell and Monsters]

It's the end of the line!

[ALL]

In the dark of the night...

In the dark of the night...

In the dark of the night...

[Maxwell]

Come my minions,

Rise for your master,

Let your evil shine!

Find him now,

Yes, hunt ever faster

[ALL]

In the dark of the night...

In the dark of the night...

In the dark of the night...

[Maxwell]

He'll be mine!

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ScienceMachine    999

My points of interests are Russia, UK and Germany. But Russia takes the cake for this one since ya know ... the song was based on a movie that was set in Russia .. (most of the start anyways)

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