sirmentlegen Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Make sure to read my novel 32 1/2 types of bacon coming to a lore section in a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 No one cares about my novel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScienceMachine Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 No one cares about my novel?Where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 Where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs.In development ill finish it after ive slept haven't slept in 32 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson P. Higgsbury Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I wanted to post a "50 Shades of Bacon" picture but sadly this clunky IPad can't do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 i wanted to post a "50 shades of bacon" picture but sadly this clunky ipad can't do anything.FEAR NOTBaconconconconconcocnocnocnconcocnocncocncon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson P. Higgsbury Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 FEAR NOT[attach=config]1451[/attach]BaconconconconconcocnocnocnconcocnocncocnconI love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My duty is fulfilled.SNOB AWAY(Achievement Unlock: Love Docturr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 where is it, though? It better e a terrible love story about an emotionless girl having to choose between a super perfect super unrealistic butcher and her super perfect super unrealistic best friend who wrangles pigs.why me why my friend why do you hate my race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScienceMachine Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) Because .... In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning ... And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be! A pig turning into a monster bits by bits It scared me out of my wits! And when I opened my eyes and the nightmare was YOU! Edited December 30, 2012 by ScienceMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 0_0 Were you talking of me turning into werepig well I dont turn my dad did but not me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScienceMachine Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) Now to actually make the entire song.Based on 'In the Dark of the Night' from Anastasia.[Wilbur]In the dark of the night I was tossing and turningAnd the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --It scared me out of my wits --Pigs turning to monsters bits by bits!Then I opened my eyesAnd the nightmare was...real!!I was once just a normal man from Russia.When Maxwell gave me a deal, I made a mistake!His curse made me payBut I was sent far away!But I better beware,The Monsters' awake![Monsters]In the dark of the night evil will find you!In the dark of the night just before dawn!Aah...Your death will be sweetWhen the darkness is complete!In the dark of the nightYou'll be gone![Wilbur]I can feel that their powers are slowly growing!With their appearance and change, I can tell!As the pieces fall into placeThey'll see me crawl into place![Maxwell]Do svidaniya, Wilbur, your grace, farewell![Monsters]In the dark of the night terror will strike you! (Wilbur: Terror's the least they can do!)In the dark of the night evil will brew.Ooh![Maxwell]Soon you will feel that your nightmares are real.[ALL]In the dark of the night[Maxwell]You'll be through![Monsters]In the dark of the nightEvil will find you (Find you!)Ooh!In the dark of the night terror comes true. (Doom you!)[Maxwell]My boy, here's a sign -- [Maxwell and Monsters]It's the end of the line![ALL]In the dark of the night...In the dark of the night...In the dark of the night...[Maxwell]Come my minions, Rise for your master,Let your evil shine!Find him now,Yes, hunt ever faster[ALL]In the dark of the night...In the dark of the night...In the dark of the night...[Maxwell]He'll be mine! Edited December 31, 2012 by ScienceMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Knight Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Nice one Science.... Also,Wilbur is from Russia?Thats interesting to know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScienceMachine Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 My points of interests are Russia, UK and Germany. But Russia takes the cake for this one since ya know ... the song was based on a movie that was set in Russia .. (most of the start anyways) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Knight Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Anyways,GentlemenSir,I hope your novel ends up in all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 ill start writing once i get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jujubomber Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I await this beautiful creation. -salutes- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatManne Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Bacuuuun. The swine flesh from the heavens.- - - Updated - - -Bacuuuun. The swine flesh from the heavens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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