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watermelen671    19303
Just now, NormalPinkerton said:

Ban Melen for trying to sound smart, but mis[s]pelling the word melon in their name.

Ban Pinkerton because LITERALLY EVERYBODY in this thread has used that before.

Also, I wasn't just trying to sound smart, I was being clever. Projectile mineralogy...throwing rocks. :wilson_sneaky:

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NormalPinkerton    1571
Just now, watermelen671 said:

Ban Pinkerton because LITERALLY EVERYBODY in this thread has used that before.

Also, I wasn't just trying to sound smart, I was being clever. Projectile mineralogy...throwing rocks. :wilson_sneaky:

Ban Melen because

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 he was too lazy to do the math to figure out how much money he made. As in, the guy was too lazy to do math, but he did work extremely hard, and it was worth it.

And that was a good thing. Not only did Melen become a millionaire, he also helped to usher in the age of the professional gamer. There are a bunch of professional pros now, and the players are getting paid like a professional.

However, it's also become apparent that not all professional gaming players are in a league of their own. Not all pro gamers are in a league of money. Most professional gamers work more than one job at a time, just like their heroes on the big stage.

Melen can still sell hot dogs, but it's no longer his main occupation in life. So what kind of professional gamer does that? Not many. Not all professional gamers have a dream of one day being a pro gamer.

So where does all of that leave us as an aspiring professional gamer? Well, just like all successful

Yeah, I might have used talktransformer, but come on!

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watermelen671    19303
Just now, NormalPinkerton said:

Yeah, I might have used talktransformer, but come on!

Ban Pinkerton because I have reason to believe you're post farming. 

Maybe let some other people be banned? :wilson_curious:

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NormalPinkerton    1571
Just now, watermelen671 said:

Ban Pinkerton because I have reason to believe you're post farming. 

Maybe let some other people be banned? :wilson_curious:

Oh sorry, I was just a bit excited, i'll calm down, thanks for the warning.

Also ban Melen for some reason.

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watermelen671    19303
Just now, NormalPinkerton said:

Oh sorry, I was just a bit excited, i'll calm down, thanks for the warning.

Also ban Melen for some reason.

Ban NP because it's not against any rules per se...but it's just bad etiquette.

But I'm guilty of doing it myself, so who am I to judge? :wilson_ecstatic:

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Xenologist    1536
8 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban NP because it's not against any rules per se...but it's just bad etiquette.

But I'm guilty of doing it myself, so who am I to judge? :wilson_ecstatic:

Ban melen for not following the church of nome

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GetNerfedOn    6249
3 hours ago, reverentsatyr said:

Ban Xenologist for forcing religion on others.

Also, @watermelen671, I thought posting in off-topic threads doesn't get added to your content count?

Ban reverent because he never implied that you should for once follow the church of nome.

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watermelen671    19303
4 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Ban reverent because he never implied that you should for once follow the church of nome.

Ban GNO because I am definitely implying that you should join the church of nome. Praise be.

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reverentsatyr    2901
1 hour ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban GNO because I am definitely implying that you should join the church of nome. Praise be.

Ban watermelen for not being a member of the Reverent Syndicate.

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watermelen671    19303
Just now, reverentsatyr said:

Ban watermelen for not being a member of the Reverent Syndicate.

Ban reverent for following heretical religions. The only acceptable one here is the Church of Klei.

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GetNerfedOn    6249
47 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban reverent for following heretical religions. The only acceptable one here is the Church of Klei.

Ban H20 Delirious for not informing me sooner. I would have joined already lol

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GetNerfedOn    6249
1 minute ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban GNO because you would've knon if you had visited our cult meetings every Tuesday at https://www.twitch.tv/kleientertainment:wilson_sneaky:

Ban Watermelen bc I have last Tuesday. (I can't often bec it streams at 6:00 at Wednesday here in the PH and I have to prep for school, leaving me with so little a window to join.)

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Xenologist    1536
23 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Ban Watermelen bc I have last Tuesday. (I can't often bec it streams at 6:00 at Wednesday here in the PH and I have to prep for school, leaving me with so little a window to join.)

I ban Watermelen through getnerfedon for not fully admitting you are a cult of Praise the almighty potato cup!

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GetNerfedOn    6249
17 minutes ago, Xenologist said:

I ban Watermelen through getnerfedon for not fully admitting you are a cult of Praise the almighty potato cup!

Ban Zergoxenologist because banning doesn't work like that...

 

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NormalPinkerton    1571
11 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Ban Zergoxenologist because banning doesn't work like that...

 

Ban GetNerfedOn because t̶̡͈̖̼͓̭̥̩̦̖̭͟h̴̡̢̻̹̭͘͡è̷̞̬̩͔̞͉͎͖̱̭̀͢ͅy̷̳̙̬̞̳̕͠͞'̷̦̜̞͚̫͎̭̱̮̹̰̻̻̼̱̗̻͝r͟͏̛̗͖̝̟͎̮̟̲̲͔̪̱̘͉͜ẹ̼̮̠̰̖̤̰̪͙͈̝̺̀̕͟ ̢͏̱͎̩͍̱̺̜̫͉̕͢a̵͔̖̜͙͎̤͕̦̙͉͟͟͡ͅ ̴̡̧̕҉̥̗̪͕͓̩͕̪̙̟̖̩͎̯̠̘l҉̴̧̡̣̼͓̼̗͕̬̘ḭ̴̛̩̻̘͓̮̹̥̖̺̥͙̬͟͝͞m͖͚͓̥͔̤̗̙̥͖̖̺̜͕͔̜̗̲̺̀͘͢i̶̢̡͕̼̩̦̝̹͈̗̗͈̞͎̳͙̙̤̣̲͞ṯ̤̩̬͇͇͎̹̀͝e̵̶̗̥̰̲̜̣̜̠̩̗̘̮͟d̛͕̝̤͈̥̫̞̜̲̠͘͟͢ ̡̡̣̘̲̱͇̟͘b̢̨̖̜̬͉̭̜̬̬͈̹͍́͞e҉͏̳̥̙̳̜ì͉̫̥̗͈̲͎̻̥̜̰͓̩̕͝ń҉̶̭̞̖̳̝͎̰͕̩͚͘͢ͅͅg̢̨̨͓̥̼͎̳̹̦̟̥̮̹̕

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GetNerfedOn    6249
45 minutes ago, NormalPinkerton said:

Ban GetNerfedOn because t̶̡͈̖̼͓̭̥̩̦̖̭͟h̴̡̢̻̹̭͘͡è̷̞̬̩͔̞͉͎͖̱̭̀͢ͅy̷̳̙̬̞̳̕͠͞'̷̦̜̞͚̫͎̭̱̮̹̰̻̻̼̱̗̻͝r͟͏̛̗͖̝̟͎̮̟̲̲͔̪̱̘͉͜ẹ̼̮̠̰̖̤̰̪͙͈̝̺̀̕͟ ̢͏̱͎̩͍̱̺̜̫͉̕͢a̵͔̖̜͙͎̤͕̦̙͉͟͟͡ͅ ̴̡̧̕҉̥̗̪͕͓̩͕̪̙̟̖̩͎̯̠̘l҉̴̧̡̣̼͓̼̗͕̬̘ḭ̴̛̩̻̘͓̮̹̥̖̺̥͙̬͟͝͞m͖͚͓̥͔̤̗̙̥͖̖̺̜͕͔̜̗̲̺̀͘͢i̶̢̡͕̼̩̦̝̹͈̗̗͈̞͎̳͙̙̤̣̲͞ṯ̤̩̬͇͇͎̹̀͝e̵̶̗̥̰̲̜̣̜̠̩̗̘̮͟d̛͕̝̤͈̥̫̞̜̲̠͘͟͢ ̡̡̣̘̲̱͇̟͘b̢̨̖̜̬͉̭̜̬̬͈̹͍́͞e҉͏̳̥̙̳̜ì͉̫̥̗͈̲͎̻̥̜̰͓̩̕͝ń҉̶̭̞̖̳̝͎̰͕̩͚͘͢ͅͅg̢̨̨͓̥̼͎̳̹̦̟̥̮̹̕

 

Ban NormalPinkerton because using Zalgo text does not support the validity of your statement.

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NormalPinkerton    1571
22 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said:

 

Ban NormalPinkerton because using Zalgo text does not support the validity of your statement.

B̲̫͇͉̺̀͟͡à̡̦̟̟̼̭͉̜͚̭̟͎̙̗̱̕͢n̢͜͏͇̻̻͎̺͎̗͈͎̤͕ ̡͙̣͈͍͙G҉҉̮̳̻̘̥͇͉̻͖͚̯̺̪ͅͅe҉̷̷͕͈͓͉͍͔̬̱̰͕̣͓͇͇̱̰̜̯t̲̫̻͇̗͍̮͈͎̯̲̹̩̲̭̪̯̮͟͠Ń̸̨̧̨̞͍̙͓̗͍͍͎̪̘̱̝ͅͅͅͅe̸̸͏̹͙̮͎̘̙̥̭̮͎̙̻̯̺̭̭̮r҉̴̬̣̞͖͉͙͖͈̰̺̩̀́f҉̷̶̧̪̝̞̩̩̫͟è̸̩̘̟̤̻̙͖̠̳d̴҉̖̺̥͖̘͉͚͚̫͜O̜̗̖̖̬̜͙̝̙̳̺̝̣͍͝͞ͅn̢̛͉̣̗͉̺̙͇̦̞͟ ̢̢̨̛̙̻̻̩̗̹̼̼͔̗̝̙̻b̬̰̳̳̮͇͕͓͇͓̠̤͕̻̱͘͟e̢̢̫̳̩͇͇̮͇͓͎͢͢ć̸̷̯̟̭͙̦̦̥̦̪͖̳͉͖̰̺̩̲̼͝ͅà̧̼̤͖̤̪͚̫͡ù̪͖̟̹̖͜͝s͏̷҉̶͍̩̖̟̤̠͖͖͚̝̮͉͉͓͇͘è͖͉̠̩̻̞̰͈̖͉̪̜́͘͟͞ ̛̮̩͍̰̳̝͇̝͇̗̠̙̲̯͜ͅy̸̷̶̶͎͚͔͓̭͙̦͙̪̟͇͇͇̬̥͎̖̩͝é̫͈͎̺̯̤̤̪͓͔͉̗̤̩̺̥͝ͅͅs͠͏̜̠̮̺̙̰ͅ ̷̮̤̻̙͍̣̙͚͙̖̱̱̀i̡͝͏̛̜͚̬̜̤͚͚͙̦̺͖̘̩̤̠͉͓̦t̴̴̮̗̦̣͙̳͙͉͖̲̝̣͈̭̀͟͝ͅ ̧̜̪̜̖͍̠̝̖̫̭̳͚̀͘͜d̶̞͉͓͉̜̳̳̖̤̱̱̻̕ǫ̛̪̭͙̖͚̩̰̘͔͍͝͡ͅę̡͖̮̩̼̼̙̭͎͖̘̫̦̦̤̜͈̦͕͠s̨̲͍̘̥̞̳͓̼̺̀͜͢͟ͅ

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GetNerfedOn    6249
Just now, NormalPinkerton said:

B̲̫͇͉̺̀͟͡à̡̦̟̟̼̭͉̜͚̭̟͎̙̗̱̕͢n̢͜͏͇̻̻͎̺͎̗͈͎̤͕ ̡͙̣͈͍͙G҉҉̮̳̻̘̥͇͉̻͖͚̯̺̪ͅͅe҉̷̷͕͈͓͉͍͔̬̱̰͕̣͓͇͇̱̰̜̯t̲̫̻͇̗͍̮͈͎̯̲̹̩̲̭̪̯̮͟͠Ń̸̨̧̨̞͍̙͓̗͍͍͎̪̘̱̝ͅͅͅͅe̸̸͏̹͙̮͎̘̙̥̭̮͎̙̻̯̺̭̭̮r҉̴̬̣̞͖͉͙͖͈̰̺̩̀́f҉̷̶̧̪̝̞̩̩̫͟è̸̩̘̟̤̻̙͖̠̳d̴҉̖̺̥͖̘͉͚͚̫͜O̜̗̖̖̬̜͙̝̙̳̺̝̣͍͝͞ͅn̢̛͉̣̗͉̺̙͇̦̞͟ ̢̢̨̛̙̻̻̩̗̹̼̼͔̗̝̙̻b̬̰̳̳̮͇͕͓͇͓̠̤͕̻̱͘͟e̢̢̫̳̩͇͇̮͇͓͎͢͢ć̸̷̯̟̭͙̦̦̥̦̪͖̳͉͖̰̺̩̲̼͝ͅà̧̼̤͖̤̪͚̫͡ù̪͖̟̹̖͜͝s͏̷҉̶͍̩̖̟̤̠͖͖͚̝̮͉͉͓͇͘è͖͉̠̩̻̞̰͈̖͉̪̜́͘͟͞ ̛̮̩͍̰̳̝͇̝͇̗̠̙̲̯͜ͅy̸̷̶̶͎͚͔͓̭͙̦͙̪̟͇͇͇̬̥͎̖̩͝é̫͈͎̺̯̤̤̪͓͔͉̗̤̩̺̥͝ͅͅs͠͏̜̠̮̺̙̰ͅ ̷̮̤̻̙͍̣̙͚͙̖̱̱̀i̡͝͏̛̜͚̬̜̤͚͚͙̦̺͖̘̩̤̠͉͓̦t̴̴̮̗̦̣͙̳͙͉͖̲̝̣͈̭̀͟͝ͅ ̧̜̪̜̖͍̠̝̖̫̭̳͚̀͘͜d̶̞͉͓͉̜̳̳̖̤̱̱̻̕ǫ̛̪̭͙̖͚̩̰̘͔͍͝͡ͅę̡͖̮̩̼̼̙̭͎͖̘̫̦̦̤̜͈̦͕͠s̨̲͍̘̥̞̳͓̼̺̀͜͢͟ͅ

 

 

Ban NormalPinkerton because i can barely read that so I'm banning you anyways.

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GetNerfedOn    6249
Just now, NormalPinkerton said:

Ban GetNerfedOn for barely being able to read the zalgo text

Ban NormalPinkerton for having a username which smacks of the organization which killed John Marston.

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NormalPinkerton    1571
On 18/09/2019 at 12:45 AM, GetNerfedOn said:

Ban NormalPinkerton for having a username which smacks of the organization which killed John Marston.

Ban GNO for having a name which smacks of a guy who killed me in TF2 that uses a bind that says: "Lmao, get rekt kiddo", also for making me research John Martson

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I_Link_I    597
3 hours ago, NormalPinkerton said:

Ban GNO for having a name which smacks of a guy who killed me in TF2 that uses a bind that says: "Lmao, get rekt kiddo", also for making me research John Martson

Ban NormalPinkerton for " Grammar".

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NormalPinkerton    1571
On 18/09/2019 at 4:27 AM, I_Link_I said:

Ban NormalPinkerton for " Grammar".

Ban I_Link_I because if just left the mistake there, they would probably just ban me for the mistake

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