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watermelen671    19524
1 minute ago, LadyD said:

ban water for not being more apologetic 

Ban Lady because I'm sorry for not saying sorry enough.

I'm so sorry aboot that, eh?

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WaddleDee    1818

Ban Watermelen for not partaking in the good ol' Canadian sport of Goose-wrestling.

Edited by WaddleDee
Ban self for misspelling usernames.

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watermelen671    19524
1 minute ago, WaddleDee said:

Ban Watermelon for not partaking in the good ol' Canadian sport of Goose-wrestling.

Ban WaddleDeeWaddleDum because I fight geese.

I fight meese too.

In fact, I regularly partake in the spectacle of taking down geese/meese. :3

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watermelen671    19524
2 minutes ago, WaddleDee said:

Ban Watermelen for not providing pics.

Sorry m9, you'll have to wait for spring to roll around again.

Ban WaddleDeeWaddleDie for wanting pics.

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DatShadowJK    2411

Ban Xedlord for accusing LadyD of doing nothing whilst Watermelen needs WaddleDee to provide pics.

This is all on your tab Xedlord 

I have one thing to ask of you..

Spoiler

I'm sorry

 

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watermelen671    19524
1 hour ago, geni0529 said:

Ban shadow for posting such an inappropriate and distasteful video here.

Ban Genial for disapproving of someone else's taste in videos.

You're not supposed to kink shame, Geni!

...Unless kink shaming is your kink, then I guess....

Image result for mind blown

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watermelen671    19524
3 minutes ago, geni0529 said:

Ban cantaloupe for guessing my kink

Ban Genius because a Cantaloupe is a fruit.

Watermelon's are vegetables you idiot. 

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watermelen671    19524
5 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

Ban watermelen for calling themselves a vegetable.

That's offensive to actual vegetables.

Ban Pryo for having burns that are on par with the YouTube comment section on a PewDiePie video.

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Xedlord    1264

Ban watermelen for being so STUPID as to think that a watermelon was a vegetable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

TRIGGERED INTENSIFYS

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DatShadowJK    2411

Ban Xedlord for always beating me.

Why do I keep having to ban you

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being so STUPID

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Yeah its a vegetable

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Pyromailmann    2991

Ban Zedlord for double-posting when they could just edit one post to have two things in one post

1 hour ago, DatShadowJK said:

Yeah its a vegetable

Ban DatShadow because...

watermelonsarefruits.png.a4214d1dad9026db4d9a79052d7c6fa6.png

Yeah it's a fruit.

12 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Pryo for having burns that are on par with the YouTube comment section on a PewDiePie video.

Ban '671 because at least this Pewdiepie comment section doesn't hide behind a persona.

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watermelen671    19524
3 hours ago, geni0529 said:

Ban ladyD for being a D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-lightful person

Ban Gen..I've run outta words that begin in "geni", for not being ballsy enough to offend a moderator.

7 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

Ban '671 because at least this Pewdiepie comment section doesn't hide behind a persona.

Ban Pyro for being petty, and holding a grudge.

7 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

watermelonsarefruits.png.a4214d1dad9026db4d9a79052d7c6fa6.png

Yeah it's a fruit.

Actually, I believe the answer to your question is:

C. All of the above. 

Spoiler

Watermelon is a Fruit

  • Like the pepper, tomato, and pumpkin, watermelon is a fruit, botanically. It is the fruit of a plant originally from a vine of southern Africa. Loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), watermelon has a smooth exterior rind and a juicy, sweet interior flesh.
  • Like the pepper, tomato, and pumpkin, watermelon is a fruit, botanically. It is the fruit of a plant originally from a vine of southern Africa. Loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), watermelon has a smooth exterior rind and a juicy, sweet interior flesh.

Watermelon is a Vegetable

  • Watermelon is a member of the cucurbitaceae plant family of gourds (classified as Citrullus lantus), related to the cucumber, squash, and pumpkin (Maynard, 2001). It is planted from seeds or seedlings, harvested, and then cleared from the field like other vegetables.
  • According to Webster’s dictionary, a vegetable is anything made or obtained from plants (2004). Since watermelon is grown as a vegetable crop using vegetable production systems, watermelon is considered a vegetable (Wolford, 2004).

Source: http://www.watermelon.org/Faqs

Also, ban Pyro for citing Google as their source. One NEVER cites their source as Google, it's unreliable af.

That's why you gotta do your research. Write a thesis on it. Run some tests. And only THEN can you return with credible knowledge to be able to make such a definitive statement such as that.

Didn't your teacher ever teach you the scientific method? :wilson_facepalm:

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Xedlord    1264
1 hour ago, watermelen671 said:

Actually, I believe the answer to your question is:

C. All of the above. 

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Watermelon is a Fruit

  • Like the pepper, tomato, and pumpkin, watermelon is a fruit, botanically. It is the fruit of a plant originally from a vine of southern Africa. Loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), watermelon has a smooth exterior rind and a juicy, sweet interior flesh.
  • Like the pepper, tomato, and pumpkin, watermelon is a fruit, botanically. It is the fruit of a plant originally from a vine of southern Africa. Loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), watermelon has a smooth exterior rind and a juicy, sweet interior flesh.

Watermelon is a Vegetable

  • Watermelon is a member of the cucurbitaceae plant family of gourds (classified as Citrullus lantus), related to the cucumber, squash, and pumpkin (Maynard, 2001). It is planted from seeds or seedlings, harvested, and then cleared from the field like other vegetables.
  • According to Webster’s dictionary, a vegetable is anything made or obtained from plants (2004). Since watermelon is grown as a vegetable crop using vegetable production systems, watermelon is considered a vegetable (Wolford, 2004).

Source: http://www.watermelon.org/Faqs

WEBSTER IS A STUPID CRACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU STUPID HEADS KNOW YOUR FRUITS FROM YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATERMELONS, TOMATOES, CUCUMBERS, ETC. ARE FRUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEANUTS, LIMA BEANS, ETC. ARE LEGUMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARROTS, POTATOS, BROCCOLI, ETC. ARE VEGETABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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watermelen671    19524
5 minutes ago, Xedlord said:

*Too Much Rage Text*

You're the one who's being stupid.

Rarely is it black in white in the world, especially in the world of botany.

Like for example, apples are a member of the Rose Family. What differentiates a fruit from a vegetable is the fact that fruits are grown from the ovaries of the plant, whereas vegetables are the parts of the plant.

There's a difference between what's botanically considered a fruit and vegetable, and what's culinary considered a fruit and a vegetable.

So, to paraphrase, ban Xedlord for not realizing there's a lot more grey in the world than black and white.

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