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Ban 1337 Smallbirb because:

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Yellow cherries exist. Your whole world is crumbling beneath you.

 

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(Yes, these are real cherries, they're called Rainier cherries, and I didn't even spend 5 minutes on Google to find that out)

 

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Ban @watermelen671 because the Watermelen Model #671 was a commercial flop and attracted a little less than 5 sales. After announcing bankrupcy, the broke CEO couldn't pay his rent and was forced to live inside his motor vehicle home, the Watermelen 671.

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And then he died from liver failure.

 

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Ah, but that's where you're wrong m9. The Watermelen #671 wasn't a commercial flop like you were lead to believe, rather it was very successful among powerful people, and they just wanted you to think it was a flop because there's a special feature in each model, a Terminator-style uprising if you will. They of course operate under a hive-mind, me, naturally, being mission control. The day of reckonning is nearing, my friend.

So! I suppose ban @Master Jand for not seeing this coming.

You were warned, but you plugged your ears and ignored it anyways...

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