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watermelen671    16,253
4 minutes ago, minespatch said:

Ban Watermelen for not trying out Oogies Revenge before Halloween.

Ban minespatch because...why would I want to play a game featuring that bag of bugs?

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Astro_Neko54    32
4 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban minespatch because...why would I want to play a game featuring that bag of bugs?

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Ban watermelen for being judgy towards bags of bugs u-u

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watermelen671    16,253
7 minutes ago, Astro_Neko54 said:

Ban watermelen for being judgy towards bags of bugs u-u

Ban Astro_Neko for being new to the forums and among the first things they try to do is ban someone. :wilson_unimpressed:

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NormalPinkerton    1,544
47 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Astro_Neko for being new to the forums and among the first things they try to do is ban someone. :wilson_unimpressed:

Ban Xx671_W4T3RM3L3N_671xX because a daily dose of banning is the best way to keep the doctor away

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Xenologist    1,396
2 hours ago, NormalPinkerton said:

Ban Xx671_W4T3RM3L3N_671xX because a daily dose of banning is the best way to keep the doctor away

Ban Pinky for Trying to make melens out of 1337 Sp34k. (If you couldn't understand, it was leet speak)

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watermelen671    16,253
4 minutes ago, Xenologist said:

Ban Pinky for Trying to make melens out of 1337 Sp34k. (If you couldn't understand, it was leet speak)

Ban Xenologist for also using leet speak.

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Xenologist    1,396
Just now, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xenologist for also using leet speak.

Ban melen because, I dunno if this has been banned before, but for responding so quickly.

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GetNerfedOn    3,913
3 hours ago, Xenologist said:

Ban melen because, I dunno if this has been banned before, but for responding so quickly.

Ban Zergoxenologist because i have to put up with jejemon languages instead of leetspeek in my country and it's absolutely vomitous

 

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I_Link_I    561
2 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said:

Ban Zergoxenologist because i have to put up with jejemon languages instead of leetspeek in my country and it's absolutely vomitous

 

Ban GetNerfedOn because iny country there are two dialects and a "sublanguage?" i am unabled to understand.

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For example.

Bayrisch(Bavarian german)

Platt deutsch (lower german / flat german )

Its 4king impossible ! :(

 

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watermelen671    16,253
4 hours ago, I_Link_I said:

Ban GetNerfedOn because iny country there are two dialects and a "sublanguage?" i am unabled to understand.

 

Ban Link because subdialects will always exist, especially among socioeconomic lines.

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I_Link_I    561
58 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Link because subdialects will always exist, especially among socioeconomic lines.

Ban watermelen671 because its horrible to ask someone what language they are speaking and they answer that they are speaking the same language as you.

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watermelen671    16,253
Just now, I_Link_I said:

Ban watermelen671 because its horrible to ask someone what language they are speaking and they answer that they are speaking the same language as you.

Ban Link because I'm about to give you a crash course in linguistics.

Lemme take an example: French.

There are many different dialects of French: Acadian, Joual, Quebec, and France French. 

There are several nuances that differ between the dialects, and there are even subdialects in each of them, some regional, some socioeconomic, but at it's core, it's still undoubtedly French. So yeah, they're still speaking the same language.

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Don't even get me started on English... :wilson_facepalm:

 

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I_Link_I    561
10 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

[Cant snip spoilers on mobile...?] 

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Don't even get me started on English... :wilson_facepalm:

 

Ban Melen because FRENCH!Screenshot_2019-03-17-20-11-00.thumb.png.df9493c2e92873983642a69de76ef980.png

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French lesson in school made me strongly dislike the language....

 

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watermelen671    16,253
1 minute ago, I_Link_I said:

Ban Melen because FRENCH!

Ban Link because:

I can agree with the "oi" part, but "eau" is definitely pronounced phonetically when you take into account how the letters are supposed to sound together, and the "x" is silent. Most languages have a silent letter, not just French.

Need I bring up these:

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Spelled the same, pronounced differently and has a different meaning. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the English Language.

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I_Link_I    561
2 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

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Ban melen because we can be worse. XD

We once had a part of the family that lives in the US to visit and my mother said. "Ich muss noch den rasen sprengen ." it means "i have to water the lawn" but the "sprengen" wich normaly means to blow something up,like TNT or gunpowder for some odd reason it means to "sprinkel water around" in this sentence. 

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Xenologist    1,396
9 hours ago, I_Link_I said:

Ban melen because we can be worse. XD

We once had a part of the family that lives in the US to visit and my mother said. "Ich muss noch den rasen sprengen ." it means "i have to water the lawn" but the "sprengen" wich normaly means to blow something up,like TNT or gunpowder for some odd reason it means to "sprinkel water around" in this sentence. 

Ban link because language is confusing.

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I_Link_I    561
7 hours ago, Xenologist said:

Ban link because language is confusing.

Ban xnologist for telling us the absolute truth of human language.

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Xenologist    1,396
6 hours ago, I_Link_I said:

Ban xnologist for telling us the absolute truth of human language.

Ban link because confusion is bound to happen. In order for humanity to evolve, it must facepalm billions of times to realize how terrible it has done.

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watermelen671    16,253
10 hours ago, Xenologist said:

Ban link because confusion is bound to happen. In order for humanity to evolve, it must facepalm billions of times to realize how terrible it has done.

Ban Xenologist because that's not how it works. We never learn as a whole, only the few who realize the wrong are allowed to reproduce and all of the stupid are forced to die off. 

That's why there's no stupid people in the world anymore. 

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Xenologist    1,396
Just now, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xenologist because that's not how it works. We never learn as a whole, only the few who realize the wrong are allowed to reproduce and all of the stupid are forced to die off. 

That's why there's no stupid people in the world anymore. 

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Ban melen because, sadly, this isn't an interesting ban.

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watermelen671    16,253
1 minute ago, Xenologist said:

Ban melen because, sadly, this isn't an interesting ban.

Ban Xenologist for a ban reason as bland as a bread sandwich.

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Xenologist    1,396
44 minutes ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xenologist for a ban reason as bland as a bread sandwich.

Ban Melen for not justifing their ban claim.

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