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[Forum Game] - Make Up an Odd Reason to Ban the Person Above You

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watermelen671    13,443
6 minutes ago, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen for ignoring a compliment. 

Ban Xedlord for not showing me the compliment that I may or may not have ignored.

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watermelen671    13,443
18 hours ago, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen because it's embarrassing! 

Ban Asspegasus for banning.

Edited by watermelen671

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Xedlord    1,163

Ban watermelen for being so STUPID! Wut? When did I write that? How did that get in auto correct?! I never wrote that! 

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watermelen671    13,443
1 hour ago, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen for being so STUPID! Wut? When did I write that? How did that get in auto correct?! I never wrote that! 

Ban Xedlord because Asspegasus ninga'd me.

And for calling me stupid.

And for not citing the quote in question that they may or may not have written.

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Xedlord    1,163
On 11/12/2017 at 11:21 AM, watermelen671 said:

Ban Xedlord because Asspegasus ninga'd me.

And for not citing the quote in question that they may or may not have written.

1. That nickname is offensive. 

2. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

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watermelen671    13,443
6 hours ago, Xedlord said:

1. That nickname is offensive. 

2. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Ban Xedlord for

1. Not banning me

2. Not liking my pet name for Asperagustus

3. 

On 11/11/2017 at 4:59 PM, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen because it's embarrassing! 

On 11/12/2017 at 12:06 PM, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen for being so STUPID! Wut? When did I write that? How did that get in auto correct?! I never wrote that! 

^

 

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Xedlord    1,163

Ban watermelen twice to make up for me forgeting to ban them.

(I haz gooder grammer than yo!)

Edited by Xedlord

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Pyromailmann    2,991

Ban Xedlord because MLG sunglasses went out of style.

Also ban watermelen for getting around Klei censors by using nicknames.

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watermelen671    13,443
2 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

Ban Xedlord because MLG sunglasses went out of style.

Also ban watermelen for getting around Klei censors by using nicknames.

Ban Pyro because it's not circumventing Klei's censorship, that word isn't actually censored. It's also a reference, so shame.

Image result for shame on you meme

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watermelen671    13,443
20 hours ago, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen for using Obama memes!

Ban Xedlord for hating on Obama memes.

And for the unnecessary use of an exclamation mark.

Edited by watermelen671

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watermelen671    13,443
13 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

ban watermelen for assuming somebody hates a certain individual because of their taste in memes.

Ban Pyro for defending Xedlord.

 

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Pyromailmann    2,991

Ban watermelen for not defending Xedlord.

It's not exactly their fault you used stale or dead memes.

(I'd call them Facebook tier memes but it isn't exactly 100%)

Edited by Pyromailmann

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watermelen671    13,443
On 11/15/2017 at 4:19 PM, Pyromailmann said:

It's not exactly their fault you used stale or dead memes.

(I'd call them Facebook tier memes but it isn't exactly 100%)

Ban Pyro because memes are like cheese, or fine wine; they get better with age...and slightly moldy. But that's besides the point.

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watermelen671    13,443
Just now, Xedlord said:

Ban watermelen for lying.

Ban Xedlord because opinions aren't lies.

Unless your opinion is wrong of course. (Google's trying to autocorrect that sentence, and the suggestion is wrong. Guys Google is getting dumb!)

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watermelen671    13,443

Ban Xedlord because some of those verbs make no sense within singular context:

Google is dumb.

Google does dumb.

Google was dumb.

Google will be dumb.

Google is love.

Google is life.

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Pyromailmann    2,991

This sounds like a Ninja but isn't because it addresses both the person above and the other that I want to mention, therefore, no ninja's have happened here.

Ban Xedlord because Google isn't well-known for making good choices, the best example is the adpocalypse works on the Youtube platform.

Also ban Watermelen because of the bold-faced lie(s).

  • Just because you filled the water radioactive sludge doesn't mean it's drinkable.
  • Opinions can be lies, they can be rooted in fact or are fact (this is usually basic stuff or stuff that either is or isn't, the only exception is scientific data)

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watermelen671    13,443
15 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

Opinions can be lies, they can be rooted in fact or are fact (this is usually basic stuff or stuff that either is or isn't, the only exception is scientific data)

Memes are purely subjective, as is comedy. If there was a proven scientific equation that is GUARANTEED to make people laugh, well, I wouldn't be here right now, I'd be too busy being rich to busy myself with such trivial matters.

There is no applying fact to things that are purely subjective, due to the very nature of its being:

Subjective: influenced by or based on personal beliefs or feelings, rather than based on facts

Also, definition of opinion:
a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.

And a lie is:

an intentionally false statement

An opinion can be false, but it cannot be intentionally false, due to the fact that there's some truth behind it; if it's intentionally false, it is not an opinion. It is a lie.

Example:

I believe that I will win a million dollars.

While you may not believe it'll happen, it's not intentionally false due to the fact that there (albeit at an astronomically low statistic,) is a chance that statement could end up being true.

I don't believe I've seen your chocolate around...*wrapper is lying underneath them*

Now that's just a straight up lie; due to the fact that the statement is intentionally false.

Spoiler

Literally all of this is at your fingertips m9. Feel free to fact check before you blindly go about pointing your finger of justice, it'll save me a lot of time, js.

Ban Pyro for, once again, not (at least) Googling their points before making them. 

15 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

Just because you filled the water radioactive sludge doesn't mean it's drinkable.

Also ban Pyro for usage of a hyperbolic non-sequitur.

Edited by watermelen671

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