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[Forum Game] - Make Up an Odd Reason to Ban the Person Above You

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban Maslak for giving me the ultimate cosmic power:

The special ban hammer for those failing to ban others.

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban Destros because Geese/Meese are MASSIVE Yanderes, and you are their senpai.

(Yes, ALL of them)

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban the literal black guy for commenting on my previous comment with a specific time, and thus dating said comment within the hour. (LOL, dating, time, puns. :3)

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban Pyro and DatShadow for assuming it was about race.

Shadows are black by nature, since it is the absence of light. Light being needed to create the stimuli for our brain to view colors. And black being the absence of light, since it absorbs all light waves, makes it a shadow. DatShadow is a Shadow by name, therefore he is black, the absence of light, or the absorption of all light.

I hope I have tickled your brain with enough SCIENCE! for you to finally absorb some of this forbidden knowledge I have parted with you. But just in case, here's a gif of Wilson preparing to tickle your brain s'more.

They+make+babies+through+science+_84915b

 

(Also, @Klei-Bot, or I dunno, @nome please give @DatShadowJK the title of "The Absorption of All Light". That'd be so awesome. XD)

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DatShadowJK    2,336

Ban Watermelen for..

Yeah thats correct,

BUT

the name thing.

I'm not even a senior member yet (soon)

So Chillax

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban DatShadowJK for waiting for their pension to kick in. And you can't honestly tell me you wouldn't want a title like that. :3

You can't.

YOU CANNOT.

OKAY?! YOU CAN'T!! XD

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Whoops! :3

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watermelen671    14,911

Ban Mr. T for failing to do their research.

MITS Altair 8800 was the first personal-use computer. And it neither Windows nor Mac. So suck it.

And them for sparking the Master Race war all over again. (I mean, you DID say some simple GIFs were eating all of your storage, so... :) )

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DatShadowJK    2,336

Ban wolomoolon (this name is just going to keep morphing) for not taking jokes and swimming in the horrifying pool of Maxwell Memes (Don't lie I saw that post with @nome on the chair.)

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