watermelen671 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Cyborg for being Canadianist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban watemelen for not accepting Canada's inferiority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Dim for being so dim, you really need to be smarter dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban geni for giving me eye pain from that gif Also pls no blow up noti box. It only holds so many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Asparagnito: Ban discrepancies detected... little twerps not witty enough to make up a ban while having a conversation... Correcting... 21 hours ago, Master Jand said: Yeah, I'll change it. 21 hours ago, DatShadowJK said: No its fine Ban Master Jand and DatShadowJK for not editing O__O 9 hours ago, Destros09 said: Ban the forums for not counting these post towards watermelons and master jands totals 8 hours ago, watermelen671 said: Ban Destros because you are TOTALLY right! BAN THE FORUMS!!! 7 hours ago, Master Jand said: *watermelen signs into his klei account* Watermelen: huh, wut's this? You have been banned from the Klei Forums because you and many others had voted to shut down the forums permanently. Good day. Watermelen: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf Ban Watermelen and Destros for not knowing the forums and @JoeW are one and banning the forums will anger the forum gods O__O Ban Watermelen for spamming a cat gif O__O just make it your signature if you want so you don't have to keep adding it in everytime Ban Datshadowjk for having eye pain, noob *Asparagnito disengaging...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban asparagus for making his subjects starve in the cruel testing facility while he was away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Master Jand for liking evil fishsticks (Why Asparagus, I has Eye Pains) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban DatShadow for applying poison to my fishsticks in the first place. Also, I think I need one... Starving test chamber... need... food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Jand for not solving the puzzle that rewards a Vegas-style buffet when completed... *checks with Mr. Jeeves* Mr. Jeeves... why is all the food gone? O__O Mr. Jeeves: ... runs away to the country side and makes a new life under the alias Dr. Beeves My apologies Master Jand, please accept this coupon for a 2 for 1 foot long made out of *squints* "authentic dogs"... Huh... well you're free to go O__O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Asparagus for creating a game that destroys the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 *hugh* Finally free. *hugh* Throws off his electric collar back at the facility. As my last forced ban, I ban DatShadowJK for never helping me escape. *drives bus back to his hometown near SF, California* Ahh, it's good to be back! *looks at coupon* Hmmm... authentic dogs. Maybe I should try one. *drives to the restaurant in his mini cooper* Hello, this is YumDog Inc? Cashier: Yup Jand: I have a coupon for 2 free authentic dogs? Cashier grabs a magnifying glass. Cashier: It expires March 15... JAND: YAASSSSS! Cashier: ...1907. JAND: CURSE YOU ASPARAGUS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Jand for accepting expired coupons from Asparagus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 *drives back to facility holding coupon high and proud* That little muck, I'll teach him not to mess around with me... *CRASH!* Jand's car collides with DatShadowJK's. Jand: What the heck are you doin' here? DatShadowJK: The facility came into all-out anarchy when you left. *dramatic flashback* DatShadowJK, Cyborg, & watermelen are smashing lunch tables, throwing their food at the guards, and breaking windows. Asparagus files bankruptcy shortly after and the scientific testing facility project has thus been disbanded. *end of flashback* Jand: Jeez. Here, I'll pay for it. Jand shoves a 990,000 USD in DatShadowJK's face. DatShadowJK: But I'm Austrailian! Jand: USE A FRIGGIN ATM Jand then tries to locate Asparagus, but he has gone into hiding. Jand pulls out his fire darts, ready to see him when he does. Jand puts out a bait (ban) for Asparagus where he think he's hiding. The moment he tries taking the ban, he'll get unleashed with fists of fury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Jand for using this thread to make little rp things. instead of really banning anybody and preparing to ban Asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Pyromailmann for editing that post above me 3-4 minutes ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 *in the meantime, Jand decides to go back to old times with his facility friends and make fun by banning eachother* Ban DatShadowJK for not knowing about ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Master Jand for having a one minute difference to my previous post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Err... Ban DatShadowJK for seeing too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Master Jand for Tam O' Shanters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 My Tam O' Shanter Keeps Me SANE Around Here, Thank You Very MUCH! Ban DatShadowJK For attracting all these shadow creatures to me with all that raw meat + no tam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Jand for repeating this statement EXCEPT changing few things: On 09/03/2017 at 8:03 AM, Destros09 said: Ban datshadowjk for destroying my sanity with that meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban DatShadowJK for not providing me with a quote to tell me when this was said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban DatShadowJK for edit-Ninja-ing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ban Master Jand for not knowing that I started Page 176 and giving me a ban for that INSTEAD. EDIT: And also ban Jand for making this a conversation (I'm replying until 2 other people post)EDIT: AND Double Posting EDIT: And making me edit to much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 *tension is rising between the two* Hm. I ban you for scaring the heebie-jeebies out of me when yelling at me in that post. Sure, I'll wait. (PLZ SOMEBODY REPLY SOON) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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