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Mobbstar's musical madness (parting my parodies)

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  1. 2. Which song/band do you want next?

    • Days of Pearly Spencer
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    • Final Countdown
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    • Radioactive
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    • Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog
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    • Lovely Rita
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    • Metallica
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    • Shanty
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    • Monty Python
      1
    • If You want the Rainbow
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    • Queen
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    • Another Brick in the Wall
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    • I need a Hero
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    • You give Love a bad Name
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    • Float
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    • Bohmisher Traum
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    • other (specified in post)
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Mobbstar    13,859

A Kiss to build a Dream on

by Louis Armstrong

EDIT: Last video was cut off too early. This text is a bit older, so I don't recall the original one.

 

becomes...

 

A Kiss to build a Nightmare on

Give me - a kiss to build nightmares on,
and my imagination - will drive me 'round the bent.
Night grue, please give me at the end,
a kiss to build nightmares on.

Give me - a kiss before you leave me,
and my imagination - will become my eyesight.
Leave me - one thing before you fight:
a kiss to build nightmares on.

When I'm alone
with dear Chester,
you'll be with me.
urging to pester,
until I cannot see.

Gift me - your claws, for just a moment,
and my imagination - will make me aggressive
Give me, what you can only give,
a kiss to build nightmares on.

*awesome trumpet*

When I'm alone
in the darkness,
you'll be with me,
trying to harass,
it's not like I could flee.

Oh, gift me - your jaw, for just a moment,
and my imagination - will make me aggressive
Give me, what you will always give,
a kiss to build nightmares on.
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Mobbstar    13,859

Thriller

by Michael Jackson

 

becomes...

 

Full Moon

It's close to midnight,
Some werebeast's a' lurking in the wood.
Under the moonlight,
You hear a scream throught the whole neighborhood.
You take your spear,
But simple flint on sticks will not quite do it.
You start to freeze
And have to start a fire in the open.
No eloping.

You hear the hell grunt
And barely don't manage to run.
You feel the cold claws
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
You close your eyes
And hope that this is another illusion.
But all the while
You hear hounds howling up behind.
You're out of time.

They're out to hurt you
There's pigmen closing in on every side.
They will just eat you
Unless you smear that poop over your skin.
Now is the time
For bunnymen and I to come together,
All through the night.
They'll save me from the terror on the scene,
They'll make me free

Shadows crawl across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Werepigs hunt in search of blood
Regardless of what gear you got.
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must afterwards face the hounds of hell
And stand
their malicious spell

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of four chops monster meat
And spooky ghosts from every grave
Ensure that you're not safe
And though you fight to stay alive
Your mind starts to crumble
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of lord Maxwell


'Cause it's a killer
Killer at night
And no one's gonna save you
From the boar about to strike
You know it's killer
Killer at night
You're fighting for your life
against a shriller
Killer tonight, yeah

'Cause it's a killer
Killer at night
Girl, this thing hurts more
Than any pig would ever dare try
So don't move like tight
And dodge the
(Killer, thriller)
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Mobbstar    13,859

Ebony and Ivory

by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder

 

becomes...

 

Koalefants and manrabbits

Koalefants - and manrabbits
Come take a look at - how it fits
Side by side in my base camp, home world
Oh Max, why don't we?

We both know
That people die the same
After some hundred days.
There are good and bad
Just everywhere.

Try to live
Try to give - us starvers
What we need to survive
Together alive.

Koalefants - and manrabbits
Come take a look at - how it fits
Side by side in my base camp, home world
Oh Max, why don't we?

Koalefants, Manrabbits, Koalefants, Manrabbits...

We both know
That people die the same
After some hundred days.
There are good and bad
Just everywhere.

Try to live
Try to give - us starvers
What we need to survive
Together alive.

Koalefants - and manrabbits
Come take a look at - how it fits

Koalefants, Manrabbits, Come take a look at how it fits, Koalefants...
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Mobbstar    13,859

I'm Still Standing
by John Elton

EDIT: So much formatting went wrong this time, but hey, I'm still standing.


 
becomes...
 
I'm Still Feasting
You could never know - what it's like:
Your blood in winter freezes just like ice,
And there's a fat lonely pig that comes to you.
You'll wind up like the shining guy - swinging that axe you use.

And did you think this fool could ever dine?
Well look at me, I'm getting full again!
I got a taste of meat in a simple way,
And if you need to know while I eat pork - you eat hay.

Don't you know I'm still eating - better than I ever did?
Feeling like a true survivor - looking like a little kid.
I'm still eating in this mess,
picking up the pieces of wild meat without combat on my mind.

I'm still feasting
*grunt grunt grunt*
I'm still feasting
*growl growl growl*

Once I have been about to starve,
You starting up the chess hunting me again.
The threats you made were meant to end my life,
And since our war is just a joke - you're looking a clown by now

Don't you know I'm still eating - better than I ever did?
Feeling like a true survivor - looking like a little kid.
I'm still eating in this mess,
picking up the pieces of wild meat without combat on my mind.

I'm still feasting
*grunt grunt grunt*
I'm still feasting
*growl growl growl*

Don't you know I'm still eating - better than I ever did?
Feeling like a true survivor - looking like a little kid.
I'm still eating in this mess,
picking up the pieces of wild meat without combat on my mind.

I'm still feasting
*grunt grunt grunt*
I'm still feasting
*growl growl growl*
I'm still feasting
*grunt grunt grunt*
...
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Mobbstar    13,859

My Philosophy
by Minimum Interference

 
becomes...
 
My Philanthropy

Spoiler warning! Contains elements from the end of Adventure Mode.
 
When we first started to camp
I felt great as a tramp,
But it turns out
The gear I made was fake.

I thought you wanted me work,
But it turns out that you want to bork.
You're maliciously pullin' me apart from human life.

You and me we don't agree, no.
You keep tryin' to kill me...
And my philanthropy.

Have some heart.
Try to let go.
Quit beating on dreary people you can't wake.

You think we are all about food,
And it doesn't really matter what I brood,
Cause you'll be right there,
To crush all what we had build.

You tell me I shouldn't keep score.
Well, that's easy to say when you're king on the board.
I'm just sloggin' for
Some utopistic harmony...

You and me we don't agree, no.
You keep tryin' to kill me...
And my philanthropy.

Have some heart.
Try to let go.
Quit beating on dreary people you can't wake.

When I try to talk about
The problems I see around,
You're "aware", or make a giant to take on that.

Well, there's nothing more for me to save.
No survivor has the spirit to be brave.
You're just a slave
Inside your realm of psyche.

You and me we don't agree, no.
You keep tryin' to kill me...
And my philanthropy.

Have some heart.
Try to let go.
Quit beating on dreary people you can't wake.
And if parts of them live, don't crush, let them sprout on.

You and me, we don't agree. You and...

Have some heart.
Try to let go.
Have some heart.
Try to let go.
And for your own sake
Try to lose control.

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Mobbstar    13,859

I'm amazed no Thrift Shop yet

haha. Keep it up!

 

:wilson_livid:

What, you think I'd spend what could easily become way over an hour on trying to translate plain rap without rhymes or any consistent lyrical pattern to the field of Don't Starve and have it make sense, eventhough it has no real grammar or pronunciation and makes barely any sense to begin with?

:mad-new:

 

okay :loyal:

.why did you make me do this oh god I need real music pls halp

 


 

Thrift Shop

by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Warning: Strong language! also nonsense lyrics

 

becomes...

 

Lumber Time

I'm gonna chop some trees

Only got Lucy axe in my pockets

I-I-I'm cutting, dodging killer bees

This is freaking awesome

Walk into the woods like "What's up, I got a big

axe". I'm so pumped, I made a bag from some

wild hay. Frogs and the bees are so darn angry.

The pigs like "Dang that's the thoughest feller."

Headin' in very deep, headed to the biggest

tree. Dressed in work gear 'xcept my dapper

hat, that's a Tam o' Shanter at walrus size.

Needles rainin' down on me. Probably should

have stashed this, it stings like Maxwell's mines.

(squisssshhhhh) But hey, it was for free.

If I gotta wash it then I got to go and get some

pond water passin' of in lumberjack boots.

Stupid hounds have been walkin' in but me and

beavie tuck 'em in. I'm stuck to a branch. I'm

saving my logs up and I'm very happy pine

cones burn that well.

I'm'''a take it science style. --editorial comment: wtf am I even doing

-||-

No for real, I made a spinning log man to build

some shovels too. A charcoal grill and some

veggie farms, fertile land. Skellie that I found

felling, he had a fiery sleepdart, I took a fiery

sleepdart, I took some rope coils, then I took

a step back. "Hello hello, my booty, my fellow.

Maxwell ain't got nothin' on my forest, hello!"

I can take some hound chops, cook 'em quick,

sell them. The flint tool heads will be like "aw

he got the gold ones"

I'm gonna chop some trees

Only got Lucy axe in my pockets

I-I-I'm cutting, dodging killer bees

This is freaking awesome

Whatcha know 'bout choppin' the red tree

over there. Whatcha knowin' about fellin'

evergreen forests. I'm choppin', I'm choppin',

I'm cuttin' right through that lumped one. One

mans duty that's another mans problem.

Like as if trees were movin' to the beat

'cause right now I beat him up big time.

I'm in the forest you can find me at the...

I'm not I'm not I'm not chopping that one!

"Your saplin's, your buds, your pine cones,

your birch nuts, take 'em. You're nuts, just

lea'me alone I chop 'em elsewhere." He

won't let go, he'll chase me 'bout anywhere.

I hit the pig ville and they stopped that... (okay I give up)

They be like "Oh! That's nothing and tastes bad"

I'm like "Yo! That's eight chops monster meat"

Hardmode boss let's do some softcore boss,

eight chunks for a single pig for boss raid (shhooooo)

I call that getting cocky and lazy (shooo)

I call that fear of combat, bro!

They take care of that, I watch. I'm one with six

more pigs in this place it's a village. He's dead,

come take a look at this weird wood. Tryin'a

get pigs with that log?

Man you surely won't

Man you surely won't

I'm gonna chop some trees

Only got Lucy axe in my pockets

I-I-I'm cutting, dodging killer bees

This is freaking awesome

I'll just keep an eye out.

I can run super fast.

I'm near a cursed ol' swamp.

The next one gonna get all damp.

I'm gonna chop some trees

Only got Lucy axe in my pockets

I-I-I'm cutting, dodging killer bees

This is freaking awesome

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Mobbstar    13,859

I need a Dollar
by Aloe Blacc

EDIT: found a better video



becomes...

I need colour
I need colour, colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
Well I need colour, colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
And I said I need colour, colour, colour is what I need
And if I share with you my pierogi would you share sanity with me?

Bad times are comin' and I see what is not there
(Hey hey)
Well let me tell you somethin' all that glitters went matt
(Hey hey)
It's been a long dark trouble- long dark troublesome night
And I'm looking for somebody come and help me resolve this fright

I need colour colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
Well I need colour colour, colour is what I need
Well I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
Cause everything around me is spinning 'round
And all I want is for someone - to help me~

I had my mind but the bad man had flowers
He said
Say pal, now you are free, 'cause your mind's no more.
I said
Please mister Maxwell I have been struggling for hours!
But he tipped me over the edge and went back through that door

Well I need colour colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
Said I need colour colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
And I need colour colour, colour is what I need
And if I share with you my pierogi would you share sanity with me?
Well I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
Cause everything around me is tumbling 'round
And all I want is for someone - to help me~

What in the world am I gonna to do tomorrow
I am scared and frightened to the marrow
What could help me take away the sorrow
Maybe its under this gravestone
(Maybe its under this gravestone)
I had some good old buddy his name is green cap and pie
(Hey hey)
And know, my good old buddy is better than cigars
(Hey hey)
My pie is good to me it helps me heal the scars
And my good old buddy green cap shows me a lovely butterfly
(Hey hey)
Your top hat may help, bless the man that's got his own
(Hey hey)
If they have plans for me I hope it ain't written in stone
(Hey hey)
Because I've been running- running until I laid prone
And I swear on my own grave I'll die before I come home
(Hey hey)

Well I need colour colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
Said need colour colour, colour is what I need
(Hey hey)
Well I need colour colour, colour is what I need
And if I share with you my pierogi would you share sanity with me?
Come on share your top hat with me
Go ahead share your shrooms with me
Come on share your colour give me your top hat
Share your taffy with me
Come on share sanity with me
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Mobbstar    13,859

Dead Man's Chest
a sea shanty

totally unrelated timing


becomes...

That Man's Home
 
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

The survivors seek that man's home
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
Land where the darkest of all shadows roam
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
The goth was staved by strongman's strike
Strongman faced the tentacle spike
And the mime's throat was marked belike
come to silence by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like fools they tried to escape their pen
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

The survivors were lost in mist
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
Dead and insane and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
The bookworm lay with her book of lore
Where the warrior's spear in her cheek had shore
And the warrior, she was stabbed four times four
And there they lay, and some curled like prawn
Hiding their face of their ol' friends gnawn
At darkest dusk and at palest dawn
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

The survivors hem food and gold
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
Damn, a live man be worth tenfold!
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
There is dragonpie or a pumpkin bread
The gold and silver now turned red
And the pyro's flame is just as dead
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes!
Lookouts clapped at empty sky
Doomed and forever here they lie
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

The survivors stem 'gainst the odds
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
Ev'ry man jack should ha' sailed with carrots,
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
There was chest on chest of magic gems
With a ton of jewel'ry and and diadems
And the cabins riot of new poems
And they lay there and would go west
With sightless glare and for now at rest
While we sacked theirs and took ev'ry chest,
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

(one part left out for some reasons)

The survivors seek that man's home
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
Land where the darkest of all shadows roam
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich
We packed 'em all in the storage room
They will revive and rejoice in gloom
Till then stashed 'em 'way with their heirloom
With a lash-up cross and a last blubber
And as the deckhand you get a scrubber
The seas are not for a landlubber
Yo ho ho and a froggle bunwich

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Mobbstar    13,859

This is Halloween

By Danny Elfman in "Nightmare before Christmas"

 


 

becomes...

 

Realm of sanity

 

Pals and gals of every age,
wouldn't you like to learn something strange?
Come with them and you will see:
T'is their realm of sanity

This is a bad dream,
This is a bad dream.
Spiders scream in the dread of night.

This is a bad dream,
Things are not what they seem.
Knock the door till the pigmen gonna die of fright.

It's their realm, no one can flee
From their realm of sanity.

I am the one barking now and then,
Teeth ground sharp and fur cold and cyan.
I am the one rising from the wood,
Needles like claws and stump as a foot.

This is a bad dream! This is a bad dream!
Sanity! Sanity! Sanity! Sanity!

In this realm we call hell,
Everybody frail shall toll the bell.
In this realm, don't we love it though?
Everybody forgets what is right and true.

Make a fire, pal,
Getting close to nightfall,
The grue's waiting now to pounce,
and make you seam!

This is a bad dream,
Red 'n' black 'n' violet.
Aren't you crazed?
Well that's just fine.

Survive once, survive twice,
Take a chance and roll the dice.
Face a werepig in the dread of night.

Everybody teem,
Everybody teem!
With their gist of sanity.

I am the worm with the shiny blue light,
Shoot up the ground and bite like a blight.
I am the ghost of the grave you dug.
I am the tallbird to test your luck.
I am the walrus in the plains this week,
Chasing you down like the prey I seek.

This is a bad dream! This is a bad dream!
Sanity! Sanity! Sanity! Sanity! (Sanity! Sanity!)

But there is food everywhere,
Life's no fun without a nightmare.
That's their work, but they seek amity,
in their realm of sanity.

In this realm, don't we love it though?
Everybody forgets what is right and true.

The great Maxwell
might just sound the knell,
And send a big deerclops,
make you do crazy things.

T'is realm o' sanity,
everybody agree:
That man Maxwell is a very special guy.

Their fellow Max is lord of the shadow realm,
Everyone play along with his schemes.

This is a bad dream! This is a bad dream!
Sanity! Sanity! Sanity! Sanity!

In this realm we call hell,
Everyone comes along quite well.
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Giant angry tallibirds

Send shivers down your spine

And tearing beak will break your spear

To seal your death tonight

 

 

Giant angry tallibirds

Protect their eggs all day

You'll shake and shudder in surprise 

When they wake from midnight sleep

 

 

I'm so sorry tallibirds

I didn't want that egg

I only wanted to stop by

But now your chasing me

 

 

Giant angry tallibirds

Squak loudly every time

Try to sneak up on these things

And you're stuck in their beak

 

 

Giant angry 

Giant angry

Giant angry

Giant angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

angry

 

Thats all Im doing

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NoobModder    210

Skyrim Theme!!!!!!!

 

.....................hounds................................

.....................hounds................................

.....................hounds................................

 

.....................hounds................................

.....................hounds!................................

.....................hounds!!!!................................

 

.....................hounds!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................

 

 

.....................hounds!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................

 

 

 

.....................hounds!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................

 

 

 

.....................hounds!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!................................

.....................hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................

 

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
We must fight 
We must fight
 
Spear and stone in our hand
For our lives
We must fight
 
No armor tonight
 
 
(I'll finish this one later, but for now the music is too fast to write lyrics to and I am quite busy)
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Mobbstar    13,859

 

Skyrim Theme!!!!!!!

nopenopenope

lolidk

 

 

lol I can beat that:

 

Nyan Cat

Come on, you know this one. if not, just google it. But since you don't know it, you'd probably bing it. Or are you still on the yahoo bandwagon? Pfff...

 

becomes...

 

Nyan Hound

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NoobModder    210

ROAR BY KATY PERRY NO I DONT LIKE KATY PERRY BUT WHO CARES SHE WROTE AN OK SONG ALRIGHT

 

EDIT: By OK song I mean it has a lot of support, not I like the song 0_o

 

I used to bite the meat before cooking it

Had to run away at night

Then I cut down a tree

Realized what I could be

 

I guess that I forgot I had a choice

I let it push me past my starving point

I had nothing

And it tried to take from me

 

They pushed me around

But I stayed strong

Gathered sticks all day long

 

I was ready

Not going down

I'm coming back around

 

They held me down

But I got up 

Get ready cuz I'm crafting stuff

 

I see it all

I see it now

 

I GOT THE POWER OF FIRE

THE FIRE

DANCING THROUGH THE FOREST

CUZ I HAVE THE TORCHES

AND YOUR GONNA WATCH ME WIN

 

MAXWELL

MAXWELL I'M COMING

I AM THE CHAMPION

AND YOUR GONNA SEE ME WIN

 

 

 

 

 

YOUR GONNA SEE ME WIN

 

 

K again, that's all Im doing. 

 

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