Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 WAit, LeT Me jUst... Dan, the tome, opens its many pages and is lifted up in the air... the book shimmers and the sound of breaking crystals is heard... the book takes on a leather cover-case with belt straps to be put on the wielder's waist... and slowly, Dan, floats gently down to Oswald's hands... Ahh, much better... now put me on and we can kill stuff... or whatevs :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald puts the belt on "so is there a way to make you human again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 We would need a blood sacrifice... right now, I'm just in power-saver mode... if you know what I mean... You can use me to create a Holo_Dan that can do simple tasks like chopping wood, collecting stuff, filing your taxes, making you food, combat... oh, and self destruct... I have more spells but it would require a lot of energy from the user... Creating a Holo_Dan probably won't kill you, but you will be too tired to do anything labor intensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 "Well lets go kill a monster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (OOC: Oh. Wow. I couldn't check for two hours and missed a bit, it seems.) "A blood sacrifice, Danny boy? Would this do?" Shoeshine asked, as he quickly smashed a nearby butterfly with his cane. "There we go. Dead as a doornail, and looking fairly edible. More than what the thing would eat, at least." Shoeshine stated, as he picked up the wings, and placed them on his hat, like a feather would be in a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Uhh... no... not really... not enough life-force... but if you could take out 199,999,998 butterflies at the same time around me, that should do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 "Hey Shoeshine can i have those butter fly wings, i think i can make us some food with them back at my home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Wait, you have a "home"? Please tell me it's not all webs... or it could be, either way, I'm stuck with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald laughed "No i built a camp a little while back and we got like...6 hours until nightfall so we can start walking now if you want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Whatevs, I'm not the one with legs :3 Onward my Spider Steed!! Robotman!! Put your hands on me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 After a 2 hours of walking the group enter a relatively large camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Shoeshine handed Oswald the wings, and put his hands on Dan. "So, you're a book? Would you say you're a good read, or boring?" Shoeshine asked. "Since it's been a little bit boring just standing there and watching things explode. I also am not going to question what the (OOC: Not sure if swearing is fine, so I'll just censor with this OOC) just happened." Shoeshine exclaimed, as he followed Oswald and Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oswald though a couple things into the crock pot and let it cook for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Shoeshine touched the book... a burst of electricity surged through him... effectively energizing him. There, you can use me for that in case of emergencies... Hey, spider-dude, what'cha makin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oswald walked back with a plant of Butter Muffins "BUTTER MUFFINS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Uhh... I'll pass, I don't really have mouth to eat ti with...How'd you bake that from a pot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "OHGODHESHOCKEDMEWHENOI'MSHOCKEDICAN'TTHINKSTRAIGHTCAN'TFEELSTRAIGHTIFEELLIKEMYBODYISEVERYWHERE!" Shoeshine spoke extremely fast from being overcharged by Dan. "ILIKEFOODDOYOULIKEFOODHAVEYOUSEENMYDOGIDON'THAVEADOGWHAT'SADOGBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBROWNIES!" Shoeshine kept screaming. "ILIKEORANGESODA!" Shoeshine proclaimed, and ran away to a random tree and smacked his head into it. "Sleep mode, engaged." A feminine voice exclaimed, as Shoeshine turned off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Whelp, :THe's out... in hind-sight, I shouldn't have overcharged him without anything to do or fight... Guess you're going to eat that cupcake then... :T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oswald began digging into the Butter Muffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oswald nodded. Then began to throw some grass into the fire in the center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Shoeshine kept running around, screaming, after he booted back up, and managed to anger a pack of spiders, which started to chase him through the night. "BADKITTIESBADKITTIESIDIDNOTKNOWYOUDIDNOTLIKEPETSFROMMYCANE!" Shoeshine screamed, as he and the spiders ran around a spider den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OswaldTremlor Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oswald shrugged and rolled out his straw roll and fell asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Tell them they look pretty! They love compliments!!Yelled Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbando Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "IBETYOURMOTHERWASANANCIENTPSEUDOSCIENCESTATION!" Shoeshine screamed at the spiders, enraging them more. "THEYGOTMOREANGRY!THAT'SAROBOTCOMPLIMENT!THEYDON'TUNDERSTANDMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shoeshine screamed, as he ran around. One spider jumped on his face. "AHHHHHHHHH!GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" Shoeshine screamed, bashing the spider on his face with his cane, eventually killing it and getting a silk. "OOOH, SILK. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Shoeshine exclaimed, and kept running, kept alive by his overcharge light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Well, I guess I'll just scan the area for any other surprises...Dan scanned the area as his spider host sleeps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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