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Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

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tetrified    166

The rules are simple:
First, you take the wish above yours, and grant it, but add a terrible side-effect
Second, you make a wish yourself
 
example:

Granted, but ....

 

I wish I had an awesome base in DST

 

Done, but a Willow set it on fire.

 

 

I'll kick it off:

 

I wish I could teleport.

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BarovSoap    878

The rules are simple:

First, you take the wish above yours, and grant it, but add a terrible side-effect

Second, you make a wish yourself

 

example:

 

Done, but a Willow set it on fire.

 

 

I'll kick it off:

 

I wish I could teleport.

Wish granted, but you can only teleport at 6:49 AM on Tuesday within a distance of 12 ft away.

I wish I did not have to sleep.

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Zomsabra    139

Wish granted, you are now a insomniac, doesn't mean you still won't get sleepy, but you can't sleep.

I wish for a new computer.

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Snob    1,272

Wish granted, but your computer was made in China.

 

I wish for a million jawbreakers.

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Palpetinus    839

Wish granted, but now capitalism reigns and economical catastrophes happen, like whole countries getting paid very little (modern day slavery) and oil quickly depletes, making plastic and car fuel a luxury.

 

I wish for a good costumer service in every company.

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geni0529    2,036

Wish granted, but now capitalism reigns and economical catastrophes happen, like whole countries getting paid very little (modern day slavery) and oil quickly depletes, making plastic and car fuel a luxury.

 

I wish for a good costumer service in every company.

 

granted but.. you can only buy fried chicken

 

I wish that nothing could go wrong with my wish

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MenaAthena    10,300

Wish granted, but granting that wish and having to comply with the rules of the game has created a paradox that is ripping open the fabric of space and time as we speak type.

 

I wish I wasn't lazy.

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Luggs    668

Done, but now your hair sets itself on fire whenever somebody asks you to do something.

I wish for a chameleon.

Done. You can never find it and it likes to lick ears.

I wish for artistic skill.

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Prince143    65

granted ... you'll have an artistic skill but you can only draw a single line.

 

I wish that my face will be my a look-a-like of the father of my grandfather.

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Blewcheese    878

granted ... you'll have an artistic skill but you can only draw a single line.

 

I wish that my face will be my a look-a-like of the father of my grandfather.

Granted. Your face is now either very old looking, which is strange and does not fit with your body, or is nonexistant, depending on the state of your great-grandfather.

 

I wish that I could create anything that I could ever fathom at will.

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MenaAthena    10,300

Granted, but now anything, anything that you think of will poof into existence. Meaning if you think of your mom, you suddenly have two moms. Think of the animatronics from fnaf and you're dead. etc.

 

I wish I could eat as much as I want of anything I want without negative affects. 

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Michi01    1,768

Granted, but after eating to much you're you'll be total full and wont eat anything more.
Then you starve to death.

I wish I wouldn't get so much spam in my in-box.

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Blewcheese    878

Granted, but after eating to much you're you'll be total full and wont eat anything more.

Then you starve to death.

I wish I wouldn't get so much spam in my in-box.

No one ever emails you again and you live out a life of solitude.

 

I wish I could write well detailed essays within minutes.

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No one ever emails you again and you live out a life of solitude.

 

I wish I could write well detailed essays within minutes.

 

Wish granted, But after doing so, It instantly rips in half.

 

I wish I had a Rabbit.

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Zomsabra    139

Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.

I wish Christmas would last forever.

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Blewcheese    878

Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.

I wish Christmas would last forever.

Every day has now become Christmas and the economy collapses because no one works due to the eternal holiday.

 

I wish for MOAR WISHES

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tetrified    166

Done, you now have the exciting job of being a stunt double for movies, you now get payed two times less than before.

I wish Christmas would last forever.

well, at least it's more interesting.

 

Every day has now become Christmas and the economy collapses because no one works due to the eternal holiday.

 

I wish for MOAR WISHES

 

And they'll all backfire on you too. More wishes in this game has to be the worst wish.

 

I wish my phone would never run out of batteries

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BarovSoap    878

well, at least it's more interesting.

 

 

And they'll all backfire on you too. More wishes in this game has to be the worst wish.

 

I wish my phone would never run out of batteries

You now have an unlimited supply of dead batteries.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

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Quiet    190

You now have an unlimited supply of dead batteries.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

 

As you are incapable of doing nothing, you fall into debt and are thrown into the street to rot. 

 

I wish for demonic powers.  What could possibly go wrong.

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Palpetinus    839

As you are incapable of doing nothing, you fall into debt and are thrown into the street to rot. 

 

I wish for demonic powers.  What could possibly go wrong.

 

As expected they, of course, tear you apart, you go insane and sacrifice yourself to the first demonlord your crazy mind thinks up.

 

I wish I could go invisible.

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Quiet    190

I wish I could go invisible.

 

Because you have no eyes for light to hit, you spend your time invisible completely blind, staggering around unable to do anything of use.

 

 

 

 

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