Morgan17 Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 *minewalks into bar*Bartender: Sorry, but we don't serve miners.Miner: DAGNABBIT!*spits**kids walk into bar*Bartender: ID?*shows false id*Bartender: Good enough for me. HA! COMEDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 *walks into bar* *keels over dead* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Two guys walk into the bar, and one immediately gets shot by a drunk guy from the far side of the room. The drunk guy turns out to be him from the future and the universe breaks.That's the end if the joke.I'm not too good at these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Time for a little...*looks at clock* whoops, just hit dark comedy again! Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.” “Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!” “No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.” “Man, what a way to go!” “No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.” “Now that is one awful way to go!” “No no, he survived that…” “Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?” “I shot him!” “You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?” “He was wrecking my house.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 *minewalks into bar*Bartender: Sorry, but we don't serve miners.Miner: DAGNABBIT!*spits**kids walk into bar*Bartender: ID?*shows false id*Bartender: Good enough for me. HA! COMEDY!*sniff* I smell a reference... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 wellll wheres that picture....... oh well gues ill say it * enderman and slenderman jokes*enderman: hey this meat is really soft I thought you aid we were haveing a miner for dinnerslenderman: no, were having minor for dinner.enderman : oh ok. wait...... I have children......* enderman looks at slender* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dark humor, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dark humor, eh? Metaphorically speaking again: RIP Robin Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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