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Mack18853    1,301

Welcome to the comedy thread! Every day, we here do a new type of comedy each day.

Schedule:

Monday: Puns

Tuesday: Sketch Comedy

Wednesday: Dark Comedy

Thursday: Character Comedy

Friday: Mockumentary

Saturday: Spoof

Sunday: Wordplay

 

Have fun!

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CyanBlue    469

A bicycle can't stay on its own

because it's two tired

ha

aha

aehaehhaha

aheauehahahahaaha

ahahehaehehehaehaheaaeaheaheaeha

ehhh

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CyanBlue    469

I'm too lazy to make a sketch so have this funny joke:
what do cops eat for dessert?

copcakes!
ahahhaahah

aeheeahehahaha

ahahahahahahehaeuahehuhuaeuh

hehe....

he

ha

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the truthseeker    1,560

I'm too lazy to make a sketch so have this funny joke:

what do cops eat for dessert?

copcakes!

ahahhaahah

aeheeahehahaha

ahahahahahahehaeuahehuhuaeuh

hehe....

he

ha

Puns were yesterday.

You killed that joke out of season.

I'm afraid

*points to joke police* you have to come with me. 

(Sketch comedy done.) 

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Yay    185

Wednesday for me now.

Dark comedy. Why is all that comes to mind racist.

Wow... It took me a minute to get that joke...

_____________________________________

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? 

...

Shoot him before he hits the water...

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Palpetinus    839

Wow... It took me a minute to get that joke...

 

 

Oh.. oh wow.. I didn't even intend a joke here but I've been a genious without even noticing!

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the truthseeker    1,560

Classic Dark Humor joke time:

 

 

 

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

 

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MenaAthena    10,300

One day, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says,

"Oh no, I forgot to store nuts for winter! Now I am dead!"

It's funny because the squirrel gets dead. :D

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Blewcheese    871

One day, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says,

"Oh no, I forgot to store nuts for winter! Now I am dead!"

It's funny because the squirrel gets dead. :grin:

COPYRIGHT ALERT.

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the truthseeker    1,560

*A bunch of dogs suddenly surround you*

SQUIRREL?! WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!!?

 

(Isn't all caps fun?)

 

WHHEEEEE!

 

I mean NO IT ISN'T!

 

I mean...dagnabbit @JoeW, it IS contagious! (inside joke) 

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geni0529    2,027

ok..... let see

 

how do you stop a train from hitting maxwell

 

 

 

 

Heres a hint.......

 

 

 

You Don't.

 

 

 

 

Random joke: whats Ds

 

 

 

 

 

 

a portable gameing system

 

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TRENTOMINOUS    540

WARNING:SUPER DARK JOKE AHEAD

Father: Son, stop playing around

Son:  But dad....

Father: No buts! This is a graveyard, and you need to be respectful

Son:sorry dad...

Father: now get over here and help me bury the body

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