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Right now I'm tired due to lack of sleep and because I have no access to a shower. So my answers -may- have some genuine bitterness in them since I am not a happy camper.

Mr. Tickles, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood??

Enough wood to hit you across your stupid face.

 

 Mr Tiddles, is Snob Psychic?!

(Actually, this is a much better stupid question, but I am being honest here, I was about to type that.) 

He is an idiot, and idiots are magical. So I wouldn't be surprised.

 

Why won't you answer questions about socks?

Because socks are too nice for this thread.

 

Whats your favorite color of sock?


I have these Puffy white socks.

See above. ****

 

What is your opinion on me?

I don't care about you!

 

What is your opinion on the fish people known as merms?

They're better than you.

 

Why can't I ask a more important question than this?

Because you can only ask questions as important as your existence.

 

What is the best meme?

I don't care about memes.

 

If zebras were real would U make out with it or would u have a striped kabab

Zebras are real, you nitwit!

 

What does "tiddle" mean? Is it some sort of mashup between "Tom" and "Riddle"?
 

It doesn't mean anything, I got the idea because I like cats and it sounds like a cat name.

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Even though I know you'e messing around, that still hurt me.

;-;

Then I'm sorry. I really do care about you. You still have to care about someone in order to hate them! HAYOOOOO!

 

Are pigs better than merms and bunnymen?

Are pigs better than merms and bunnymen?

Are pigs better than merms and bunnymen?

NOPE! Bunnymen are best.

 

How does make baby, when bird not man?

By sticking your dingeedoo into a gahl bird's vajayjay. And then wait for her to poop out the egg and for it to hatch. And boom! In just a few months, you could have a nice dinner for yourself.

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What is the meaning of Monobrows and UnoBrows

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Guys, I actually was hoping for some at least kind of serious questions. This is getting kinda ridiculous.

Why is Mac and Cheese day-glow orange colored? 

My home-made Mac and Cheese isn't. It's a nice golden colour. Easy Mac is not worthy for my time!

 

Why is Marco Polo?

He's not. Learn your facts.

 

When are you going to learn some manners?

When are you going to learn to ask decent questions?

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