Hugo M. Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I had to fo this sooner or later... I chose sooner, the StrangerDanger101 x Subscriber01236 x DwerBomb thingOn a hot winter afternoon a Subscriber was coming to Stranger's house, to deliver a pizza, Subscriber was a orange glommer, wearing a pizza delivery boy hat and a mustache(the most beautiful mustache one could ever dream about) as he came to Stranger's house he rang the doorbell and said:'Heres the pizza you wordered!''Sorry I don't have any money right now... but i do know other way I can pay you...' Stranger replied'What do you mean by that?' Subscriber said.After he said that Stranger wink winked and nudge nudged, but before she could say anything suddendly a bunch of purple tentacles came from the ground and stuff happened... some TENTACLY STUFF.I was gona write somethin' 'bout vingw and Albino, if I remember I may end up writing it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 g8 story m8 m8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This is the creepiest thing I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This is the creepiest thing I've ever read.You've seen nothing then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 By "tentacly stuff", DwerBomb came out of the ground and used his tentacles for what they do best... MURDERING! He slashed at Subscriber and sent them flying across the room. Scared, Stranger ran off to see if it was possible to call the police, locking the door behind them. DwerBomb bashed on the wooden barricade as Stranger panicked to dial the administrators, but suddenly, more tentacles began to rise from the ground, breaking through the wooden flooring. DwerBomb, sitting on the other side of the door, continued to reach into the room, flailing his tentacles wildly, unable to see where Stranger was. Suddenly, a loud BANG was heard through the house, and the tentacles stopped moving. The door slowly opened, and... it was Subscriber, holding a blooded frying pan! Sitting next to the unconscious, bleeding body of their once-friend, Subscirber asks: "So, how about that pizza? It's going to get cold!".  I was gona write somethin' 'bout vingw and Albino, if I remember I may end up writing it later. MAKE IT DIRTY!... uh... but don't let her know I said that. But still, like, a bit risqué... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 risqué... French ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 French ! Oui! Je ne parle pas Français... I mean, yeah, I was forced to learn some by the Canadian government, but by god, I suck at it XD. Well, in that case, I guess it's more comme ci comme ça than très mal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malan-Tai Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Oui! Je ne parle pas Français... I mean, yeah, I was forced to learn some by the Canadian government, but by god, I suck at it XD. Well, in that case, I guess it's more comme ci comme ça than très mal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 MAKE IT DIRTY!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 After he said that Stranger wink winked and nudge nudged, but before she could say anything suddendly a bunch of purple tentacles came from the ground and stuff happened... some TENTACLY STUFF. But... what happened to the pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 MAKE IT DIRTY! Huh, I wonder why. Do you two never uh.. clean places, or anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazmatic Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This thread pretty much is the current Klei forums in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I read it anyway.Help, i need someone to erase this from my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 @Spazmatic Welcome to my world, Spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 this thread is taking all my likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 'Some tentacly stuff happened' (ʘᗩʘ')  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber01236 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Original thought:Â After reading:Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Fantastic story.Would read again.I rate it 12 Dingos/ 17 Tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomsabra Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 NO! GET IT OUT! NO MORE! NO MORE!!! I CAN FEEL MYSELF SUFFOCATING! NO! NO! NOOOOOOASDJGSDHGSG.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 NO! GET IT OUT! NO MORE! NO MORE!!! I CAN FEEL MYSELF SUFFOCATING! NO! NO! NOOOOOOASDJGSDHGSG.... Suffocating?I'll help you with that!*pushes you out of thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Suffocating?I'll help you with that!...What's wrong with my mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 ...What's wrong with my mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/D4oSxm3.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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