False Accusations

[Morgan17]

What were YOU falsely accused of?

 

I was once accused of swearing, but I said something totally different.

[BarovSoap]

Once while in high school I arrived late from over sleeping. I went to the office as required to scan my ID card, then was accused of being high by the principal. She phoned my mother (who was furious) and I was forced to take a drug test when I got home. It was all negative because I don't do drugs. The next day my mother called the school and the principal then lied to her saying I was drunk, not high. I don't drink either, my mom knows that. From that day forward the principal gave me troubles every chance she had.

[Morgan17]

Once while in high school I arrived late from over sleeping. I went to the office as required to scan my ID card, then was accused of being high by the principal. She phoned my mother (who was furious) and I was forced to take a drug test when I got home. It was all negative because I don't do drugs. The next day my mother called the school and the principal then lied to her saying I was drunk, not high. I don't drink either, my mom knows that. From that day forward the principal gave me troubles every chance she had.

Who accuses someone of being high on [insert drug name here] just because the overslept?

Your principal probably did this to someone before your high school years

[ThePreChewedTree]

I was accused of eating my friends Jellybeans that he won at a fair. His friend actually ate them.

[Battal]

Since I'm basically completely seperate from any sort of social interactions with humanity (That are not on the internet), I haven't really been falsely accused of anything serious.  Except for, of course, when everyone thought I shoved some kid off the playground set in third grade.  In actuality, he shoved himself off.

 

I promise.

[ThePreChewedTree]

 

I promise.

  In actuality, he shoved himself off.

How does one shove himself off a playground?

[Battal]

How does one shove himself off a playground?

 

You walk backwards and jump over the railing.  After punching yourself.

[Morgan17]

You walk backwards and jump over the railing.  After punching yourself.

Well then that kid was an idiot

[CaptainClam]

I was accused of eating my friends

Harsh!

[DwerBomb]

Once while in high school I arrived late from over sleeping. I went to the office as required to scan my ID card, then was accused of being high by the principal. She phoned my mother (who was furious) and I was forced to take a drug test when I got home. It was all negative because I don't do drugs. The next day my mother called the school and the principal then lied to her saying I was drunk, not high. I don't drink either, my mom knows that. From that day forward the principal gave me troubles every chance she had.

It's because high school

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(Oh God that was a terrible pun).

That actually happens frequently to me. Since I don't sleep a lot and I'm often ill, I sometimes tend to ay on my desk during lessons.

My classmates and teachers think I take drugs, and that's not true.

no, no hidden secret this time.

[Luggs]

Once I had a teacher who instead of teaching, used the classroom as a platform for his ideals. Me, being educated on the matters he spoke about, poked holes in his arguments for amusement. I was pulled out of class one day. Turns out, he had called the office and told them I had come to school high. I was annoyed. And when I get annoyed, I get EXTREMELY snarky. So once I was sent back into class, I turned up the snark to eleven.

[MycoLogical]

Once I had a teacher who instead of teaching, used the classroom as a platform for his ideals. Me, being educated on the matters he spoke about, poked holes in his arguments for amusement. I was pulled out of class one day. Turns out, he had called the office and told them I had come to school high. I was annoyed. And when I get annoyed, I get EXTREMELY snarky. So once I was sent back into class, I turned up the snark to eleven.

Then what happened? I want hear more!

[KidneyBeanBoy]

Once I had a teacher who instead of teaching, used the classroom as a platform for his ideals. Me, being educated on the matters he spoke about, poked holes in his arguments for amusement. I was pulled out of class one day. Turns out, he had called the office and told them I had come to school high. I was annoyed. And when I get annoyed, I get EXTREMELY snarky. So once I was sent back into class, I turned up the snark to eleven.

Streisand effect?

[Maximum124]

I was accused of stealing a girls money at summer camp once, they never proved it but I got kicked out anyway :v

[sirmentlegen]

I was accused of throwing something at my teacher. I threw something at her the day before so i can see why i was accused of it.

[ThePreChewedTree]

I was accused of throwing something at my teacher. I threw something at her the day before so i can see why i was accused of it.

Your signature.. Just... Just... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Luggs]

Then what happened? I want hear more!

That's it really. I simply did what I had been doing. I just wasn't polite about it anymore.

[TRENTOMINOUS]

I'm always accused of staring at women. Even though I don't/didn't. That's friends for ya

[XxTheGentleManScientistxX]

I was accused of attacking a student.  Which is partially true, but it was in self defense.  They said stabbing him with a pencil meant it was not self defense. *sigh* 

[Malan-Tai]

If you have little brothers/sisters, you'd know what I mean. I'm ALWAYS accused of what my sisters have done. JUST because I'm the oldest.

[Morgan17]

If you have little brothers/sisters, you'd know what I mean. I'm ALWAYS accused of what my sisters have done. JUST because I'm the oldest.

That's the penalty of having snobby, snarky twerps for siblings

[CyanBlue]

That's the penalty of having snobby, snarky twerps for siblings

That was really nice of you :/

[Morgan17]

That was really nice of you :/

I know you're sarcastic

[Malan-Tai]

That's the penalty of having snobby, snarky twerps for siblings

[Morgan17]

Yes, I know. The penatly sucks.