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@Xjurwi looked at @Spinorex with eyes of blistering lust.

 

"Spinorex-sempai.."

 

Spinorex, before saying anything, embraced Xjurwi with his mighty arms.

 

"It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.."

 

Then they fricked and made millions of babies. The end. <==[EDIT: This is a work in progress]

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I don't know how to respond to this thread anymore. I just don't.

 

Edit: It doesn't help that I changed my profile picture just today and Percival pointed out that it looks like I'm trying to seduce someone. I guess I found out who.

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Also, Xjurwi is kinda' like Kurwi... and in Polish... https://translate.google.com/#pl/en/Kurwi

@Xjurwi looked at @Spinorex with eyes of blistering lust.

 

"Spinorex-sempai.."

 

Spinorex, before saying anything, embraced Xjurwi with his mighty arms.

 

"It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.."

 

Then they fricked and made millions of babies. The end. <==[EDIT: This is a work in progress]

 

MeatSpinorex.

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@Xjurwi looked at @Spinorex with eyes of blistering lust.

 

"Spinorex-sempai.."

 

Spinorex, before saying anything, embraced Xjurwi with his mighty arms.

 

"It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.."

 

Then they fricked and made millions of babies. The end. <==[EDIT: This is a work in progress]

After feeling rather successful for his passionate post of Spinorex and Xjurwi love, OOO sank back into his chair contently.

 

"Heh. They look like a true couple", He thought to himself even though this information was clearly false.

"If only...", he stated as he looked desperately at the photo of Snob. He only wished that the two of them could be one together. 

 

Then, as if by an act of the Writer himself, there was a knock at the door. Opening the door revealed a Snob, gleaming in the moonlight like one of those horrible Twilight vampires.

 

"What are you doing here, Snob?", OOO asked with genuine hope behind his voice.

 

"I am here to be with you OOO, for you are my love."

 

"But what of Mentlegen, your prettiest princess? Won't he-"

 

"He shan't know of this meeting for he is passed out in ecstasy from a bacon eating spree earlier this night"

 

OOO then welcomed Snob into his home and they had billions of donut/human meat babies.

Edit:

I bet I'm the dominant one.

 

"Spinorex-sempai.."

 

Spinorex, before saying anything, embraced Xjurwi with his mighty arms.

I think I have said enough.

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Isn't this thread just gonna fail, because anyone who 'proposes' is just going to look really creepy and weird?

Maybe it'll be creepy and weird for you. Who knows.

 

You never know what to expect until you try it yourself. ;)

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