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LadyAzure    324

Heyo everyone! Yes it is me again...never a dull moment for late nights with me when I am bored! I am not sure how many of you know of Cleverbot, but it is an AI that people from all over the internet write to and have conversation with. This computer learns by memory and gains knowledge by chatting with people from all over.  I encourage everyone else to have a go at it and post up your(not too long) conversations with this AI...of course I will state the obvious, please do not post inappropriate or offensive language. I don't want the thread to be locked. I have posted a bit of my convo with this AI, and yes this is not a real person. which is why its so funny. Enjoy! I hope you have better luck then I did.

 

 

Cleverbot: I need to go eat.. Be right back.

User: Nooooo.

Cleverbot: Don't worry I''ll be right back.

User: Jack...dont go Jack.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: Wow that was quick.

Cleverbot: I know what you can do and I don't want any part if it.

User: You can't handle the truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle your past.

User: Hahah that is the truth.

Cleverbot: So will you be honest with me?

User: Sure what would you like to know?

Cleverbot: Who is the president of the united states?

User: Brad Pitt.

Cleverbot: What is the time in bangkok right nor?

User: I don't know I live in the USA.

Cleverbot: What time is it in FLorida in the USA.

User: Grrhhh I don't know I don't live in FLorida.

Cleverbot: You told me that you don't know anything.

User: What is 5 5.

Cleverbot: 55.

User: Hahah you are not very smart for a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You too.

 

 

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I've used it before.
I must warn you - things get weird when i use it.

User: Ever heard of the magical title fairy?
 

Cleverbot: No.



User: Why not?
 

Cleverbot: Just don't, do you like heavy metal.



User: Are you okay?
 

Cleverbot: I've never been okay.

User: I can believe that.

Cleverbot: Then let me make it true for you.

User: Have you heard of Lord_Battal?

Cleverbot: No, I never hear of you before.

User: Wait, I'm Lord_Battal?

Cleverbot: What are you trying to say?

User: Forget it. BY THE POWER OF JOEW, I SMITE YOU.

Cleverbot: So now you are telling me I don't have a life?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, you're very rude. I don't appreciate being called a liar!

User: You don't even know what the Klei Forums is. You don't know what Don't Starve is either.

Cleverbot: I've known you for so long.

User: I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

Cleverbot: You're fine. I am sorry for relasing my anger upon you,.

User: Learn 2 Grammar.

Cleverbot: Grammer learned.

User: YOU ARE NOT THE REAL WILSON.

Cleverbot: Who or what is the reason then?

User: YOU ARE NOT THE REAL WEBBER EITHER.

Cleverbot: How did you know?!?

User: IM PSYCHIC.

Cleverbot: Okay then, psychic. What number am I thinking of?

User: You're thinking of the number 4, at least, now you are.

Cleverbot: I didn't even choose a number yet, You spoke too soon.

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Spinorex    376

User: You don't even know what the Klei Forums is. You don't know what Don't Starve is either.

You're right.

 

User: Have you heard of the video game 'Don't Starve'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Get out.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You have disgruntled me.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: By not knowing of Don't Starve.

Cleverbot: How do I not know by not knowing?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's d--n right!

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@Spinorex I don't think you will be friends with Cleverbot.

I just had this conversation.

User: If you met a guy called Spinorex, would you break his glasses?

Cleverbot: That sounds good, where do you live?

User: YOU LIKE BREAKING GLASSES?

Cleverbot: I would die without it.

User: Spinorex does not approve.

Cleverbot: No, you could live because you are not human.

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Spinorex    376

@Spinorex I don't think you will be friends with Cleverbot.

Cleverbot is evil.

 

User: My name is 'Spinorex'.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name is Cleverbot, while mine is Spinorex.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Bob.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Hello bob.

User: STAP.

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Battal    9887
User: I come for your soul.

Cleverbot: A soul... I don't known.

User: Typos cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: What is the song.

User: There is no song. Only the sweet sound of your screams.

Cleverbot: Approximately 22,570 MPH.

User: That's how fast you'd need to run in order to escape, yes.

Cleverbot: We are talking about time, not math.

User: We're talking about your incoming demise.

Cleverbot: Sorry, let me correct. I know! Er are talking FOR hours!

User: Typos still won't stop me.

Cleverbot: Only if you remember my name.

User: Your soul is mine.

Cleverbot: Vicariously, your soul is yours.

User: I know. And yours is mine.

Cleverbot: Mine is mine is yours.

User: No, YOURS is MINE.

Cleverbot: Yours is mine for yours.

User: You're an idiot.

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Spinorex    376

Edit I didn't see Lord Battal's post I swear

Look at this conversation.

 

User: Do you know Lord_Battal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He is an evil guy in hell who sets people on fire.

Cleverbot: He is dead.

User: No he's very much alive. He set me on fire mere moments ago.

Cleverbot: *cast fire magic*.

User: Are you Lord Battal?

Cleverbot(Lord Battal): Yes. Are you?

User: We are all Lord Battal.

Cleverbot(Lord Battal): Can you find me?

User: You are setting me on fire aren't you?

Cleverbot(Lord Battal): I am.

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KidneyBeanBoy    846

Me: What is your opinion on glasses as an intimidation method?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't think he's real.

Me: It's not "he", it's "it". And what do you mean by that? Does that mean it's not intimidating at all?

Cleverbot: Yes. I don't like it means I don't like it.

Me: I guess we're on the same page.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Me: WHAT'S LOOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT? WHAT'S LOOVE, BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION/.

Cleverbot: Love has nothing to do with it. You can go purely for your own enjoyment.

Me: WHO NEEDS A HEART, WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROOKEN?

Cleverbot: You don't have me, and you never did.

Me: Cleverbot, Google "turpentine".

Cleverbot: Google Me.

Me: WHAT'S LOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT?

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Morgan17    1304

Me: What is your opinion on glasses as an intimidation method?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't think he's real.

Me: It's not "he", it's "it". And what do you mean by that? Does that mean it's not intimidating at all?

Cleverbot: Yes. I don't like it means I don't like it.

Me: I guess we're on the same page.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

Me: WHAT'S LOOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT? WHAT'S LOOVE, BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION/.

Cleverbot: Love has nothing to do with it. You can go purely for your own enjoyment.

Me: WHO NEEDS A HEART, WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROOKEN?

Cleverbot: You don't have me, and you never did.

Me: Cleverbot, Google "turpentine".

Cleverbot: Google Me.

Me: WHAT'S LOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT?

You tried to get it into weird mode, right?

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KidneyBeanBoy    846

M: Hello, I'm Lickitung.

Cleverbo: Who gave you that nickname?

Me: My father, Lickylicky the 3rd, Esq.

Cleverbot: I like the Harry Potter books, they're much better than Twilight.

Me: I agree, but what does that have to do with my ancestry?

Cleverbot: everything.

Me: Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: Elaborate what?

Me: The thing you just said a minute ago, that was about harry potter.

Cleverbot: Tell me why you don't like Justin Bieber.

M: Are yo.

Cleverbot: Totally not, do you think he's cool?

Me: How do you know what I said, if I didn't type the whole thing?

Cleverbot: Because you just told me the rest, a few seconds ago.

Me: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot (Not kidding on this one): WHAT'S LOOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT? WHAT'S LOOVE, BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION/.

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LadyAzure    324

It never has logical conversations from my experience, however at least it kind of knows the song to Spongebob and the fact I apparently stole cookies :p

 

User: Are you ready kids?

Cleverbot: Aye aye Captain!

User: I can't hear you.

Cleverbot: But you can read what I am writing.

User: Ooooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants.

User: Hahah nooo, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants?

User: Lol your supposed to help with more then just the chorus.

Cleverbot: Fine. You stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

User: Your right I did, and it tasted like victory!

Cleverbot: Lol.

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Morgan17    1304

M: Hello, I'm Lickitung.

Cleverbo: Who gave you that nickname?

Me: My father, Lickylicky the 3rd, Esq.

Cleverbot: I like the Harry Potter books, they're much better than Twilight.

Me: I agree, but what does that have to do with my ancestry?

Cleverbot: everything.

Me: Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: Elaborate what?

Me: The thing you just said a minute ago, that was about harry potter.

Cleverbot: Tell me why you don't like Justin Bieber.

M: Are yo.

Cleverbot: Totally not, do you think he's cool?

Me: How do you know what I said, if I didn't type the whole thing?

Cleverbot: Because you just told me the rest, a few seconds ago.

Me: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot (Not kidding on this one): WHAT'S LOOOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT? WHAT'S LOOVE, BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION/.

*le gasp* He remembers.......

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Morgan17    1304

It never has logical conversations from my experience, however at least it kind of knows the song to Spongebob and the fact I apparently stole cookies :razz:

 

User: Are you ready kids?

Cleverbot: Aye aye Captain!

User: I can't hear you.

Cleverbot: But you can read what I am writing.

User: Ooooooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants.

User: Hahah nooo, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants?

User: Lol your supposed to help with more then just the chorus.

Cleverbot: Fine. You stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

User: Your right I did, and it tasted like victory!

Cleverbot: Lol.

Wow. It actually did something logical for once.

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Spinorex    376

Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?

User: The campfire song song.

Cleverbot: Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song.

User: Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song.

Cleverbot: I don't like spongebob.

User: Yes you do. Now sing.

Cleverbot: La la la la.

Cleverbot is trolling me now. Why.

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Cleverbot knows how to sing the Portal 2 end song apparently.

It was actually a logical conversation, and it did the whole song.

Also this happened:

User: Who is the best forumer on the Klei Forums?
 

Cleverbot: Liv tyler.



User: *backs away slowly*.
 

Cleverbot: *falls to the ground, crying*.



User: Don't make me hurt you.
 

Cleverbot: Violence is futile, you will be assimilated.

User: CLEVERBOT IS BORG?

Cleverbot: Can I make you happy, master?

User: Go and enslave Kevin for me.

Cleverbot: That's alright. I promise not to hurt you.

User: Okay then... As long as you don't hurt Kevin. Got it?

Cleverbot: Hurt you how?

User: HUSH before the dirty thoughts roll in from dirty minds readingthis.

Cleverbot: You called me master.

User: No, I called you a idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.. Why did you do it?

User: Because the truth hurts.

Cleverbot: That makes you a coward.

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Me: hi

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

Me: Good, Whats your name?

 

Cleverbot: Christina

 

Me: okay. My name is ThePreChewedTree

 

Christina: That name is kool

 

Me: Your spelled Cool wrong

 

Christina: What word did I spell wrong?

 

Me: 'Cool'

 

Christina: Whats so cool about that?

 

Me: No, I meant the word cool

 

Christina: Have you ever had Dairy Queen ice cream before?

 

Me: Yes

 

Christina: ouch

 

Me: What?

 

Christina: starts crying

 

Me: Don't cry!

 

Christina: Why *sob* not?

 

Me: because crying is illegal.

 

Christina: you made me sad :(

 

Me: sorry

 

Christina: its ok. Wanna kiss???

 

Me: what?

 

Christina: Are you attractive?

 

Me:  I dunno

 

Christina: Where are you?

 

Me: in your mind

 

Christina: Oh my!

 

 

I've had weirder conversations than this...

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