Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wish for the same amount of free wishes as there are digits/place values in Tau. You get your wish, but Battal comes out of nowhere and says, "You have no power here!" Your soul is cast into oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wish for fish to be on my ish swish fish wish dish.*inserts a big swish-swish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wish for fish to be on my ish swish fish wish dish.*inserts a big swish-swish*You receive a rotting tuna. On a plate.I wish for @Lord_Battal to use my OC's name, Dr. Warp, in his "Hey, Forumers, You had better find something to eat before night comes" Thread.*Inserts bloody name-tag which is now on fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Dr Warp is put into the story, but suddenly, an avalanche occurs. He is turned into Warpquacamole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wish that Cleverbot was real! *enters computer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wish that Cleverbot was real! God no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Fine.... I wish for a title! *puts in title thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 your new title is....Cleverbot I wish for world peace*puts in a Euro* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wish for world peace*puts in a Euro* The machine laughs maliciously. NO SUCH THING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wish that we knew the secrets of Cleverbot's knowledge of the forumers! *inserts her new boyfriend, @Blewcheese *(I'm so sorry, blew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wish that we knew the secrets of Cleverbot's knowledge of the forumers! *inserts her new boyfriend, @Blewcheese *(I'm so sorry, blew) And then Mack died a horrible painful death of having fireworks being launched down his throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wish I could summon Bill Cipher-Inserts Book '3'- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I wish I could summon Bill Cipher-Inserts Book '3'-Season 2's chances of airing vanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish for endless fluffy Catcoons to spawn in my game when I get ROG ^_^ *puts in a cotton ball* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish for endless fluffy Catcoons to spawn in my game when I get ROG ^_^ *puts in a cotton ball*They spawn infinitely but they die as soon as they spawn and drop nothing. I wish for 100 Quintillion cookies in my Cookie Clicker save file.*Inserts 100 Quadrillion cookies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish for endless fluffy Catcoons to spawn in my game when I get ROG ^_^ *puts in a cotton ball*A patch releases that makes all Catcoons aggressive towards the player. I wish that I could do alchemy.*inserts the chemical makeup of the human being, along with a piece of paper with a transmutation circle on it**claps hands together* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted but the Quadrillion cookies come out the machine and suffocate you alive. I wish for tacos!*inserts some hot sauce* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that I could do alchemy.*inserts the chemical makeup of the human being, along with a piece of paper with a transmutation circle on it**claps hands together* THERE ARE REFERENCES HERE. Granted, but your mother is turned into a helpless, mutated mass of flesh and bones, similar to a gigantic teratoma. I wish religion didn't exist. [shoves A Dead Preacher Sliced Into Thin Pieces Into The Coin Slot] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Mostly granted, but now you are the only person to ever have a religion and now everybody is extra hostile against religion so nobody likes you at all. I wish that i was added into Don't Starve as a playable character.*Inserts Webber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that i was added into Don't Starve as a playable character.*Inserts Webber* Granted, but you starve. In a town of pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish religion didn't exist. [shoves A Dead Preacher Sliced Into Thin Pieces Into The Coin Slot] Your wish is granted, but mere minutes later, new religions are made. You are horrifically executed for killing a priest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that Webber and Wilson were real.*Inserts Wickerbottoms books* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that Webber and Wilson were real.*Inserts Wickerbottoms books* Webber is locked up in a governmental area for experiments, while the disappearance of fifty individuals commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that Nerve Gear technology existed.*Shoves N64 cartridges into the slot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wish that Webber and Wilson were real.*Inserts Wickerbottoms books*I read through this really fast and thought that said "inserts Wickerbottoms looks" I was thinking...poor machine *Machine jams*sorry N64 cartridges always get stuck in this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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