Rosten Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Rebirth comes out, tears the skin off your bones, and covers you in salt. I wish this roll of paper was made of socks.*inserts dat money*The roll of paper turns into socks, which become sock puppets and achieve sentiance, I wish that I was MOTHERFUCKIN' MAGIKARP*inserts 500 yen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 You sir forfeit your wish for having a potty mouth I wish for a paid vacation from work*Inserts a shinny penny* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 You sir forfeit your wish for having a potty mouth I wish for a paid vacation from work*Inserts a shinny penny*Your vacation is to jail. Don't worry they're paying you while you're in there, but they'll fire you as soon as you get out. Go nuts.I wish for SCP-458 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458)*inserts 8 oz of pizza sauce* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 you got a pizza that looks like SCP-458 i wish i would find a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 you got a pizza that looks like SCP-458 i wish i would find a girlfriend Your girlfriend turns out to be @ in disguise. He breaks every bone in your body, nails you to a wheel, and hangs you off the side of a building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Your girlfriend turns out to be @ in disguise. He breaks every bone in your body, nails you to a wheel, and hangs you off the side of a building.it lasted for 2 seconds, i made huge steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish I had a new pair of needles. [inserts A Jar Of Spiders] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekuno Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The needles are only new to you, because you haven't owned them before. They're cheap and broken and utterly useless.I want the new giant Godzilla figure from toys r us//inserts a small nuclear bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The giant Godzilla figure you get is cursed! Every night of the crescent moon (excluding Tuesdays) it comes alive and terrorizes your home. I wish it didn't take so much effort for me to understand how other people think. I insert a washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I want to update my Windows XP to Windows 7. [inserts A Page Listing All The Wishes On This Thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I want rubber pants. *le money bounces majestically into machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I want rubber pants. *le money bounces majestically into machine*The rubber pants eat you. I wish I had Eren's Titan powers*inserts the Jaeger family, with the exclusion of Mom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The rubber pants eat you. I wish I had Eren's Titan powers*inserts the Jaeger family, with the exclusion of Mom* While in human form a Titan steps on you. I wish I was taller.*Spits out a bone-shaped coin, and climbs up to the slot with a small ladder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 While in human form a Titan steps on you. I wish I was taller.*Spits out a bone-shaped coin, and climbs up to the slot with a small ladder*An ant eats you after you put the coin in. He says "Good day, sir." I wish this titan would get off of me!*inserts spare Maneuver Gear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish my drawing tablet would work. [inserts A Bicycle Made Of Flesh] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I wish my drawing tablet would work. [inserts A Bicycle Made Of Flesh]The Tablet then starts working at the latest update! Congrats! I wish people would stop putting in strange things.*inserts 2 quarters from 1983* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Don't mind me, folks. I'm just her to collect all the pennies from inside the machine. ... You guys didn't exactly put pennies in here, did you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyAzure Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish to have a piece of chocolate cake*inserts a fork* *casually walks away from the machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish to have a piece of chocolate cake*inserts a fork* *casually walks away from the machine*A huge chocolate cake appears around you, filling your lungs and organs until you suffocate or however else you'd die when that happens.@ , gimme a hand here, buddy. The Tablet then starts working at the latest update! Congrats! I wish people would stop putting in strange things.*inserts 2 quarters from 1983*A loud Robotic voice blares out of the machine:"THIS IS NOT A QUARTER MACHINE, YOU FOOL. YOU ARE NOW AND FOREVER DENIED YOUR WISH." I wish for two pennies.*Inserts a picture of Abe Lincoln's face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A huge chocolate cake appears around you, filling your lungs and organs until you suffocate or however else you'd die when that happens.@ , gimme a hand here, buddy. The Eldritch Abomination that is the cake slowly expands. At first, it is a glorious thing, but as you take the first bite, you realize that it doesn't digest; your stomach is filled with German chocolate, rupturing, the stomach fluids eating away at the insides. The worst part? You're alive to experience the pain that usually follows skin being dissolved by strong acids. Unfortunately for you, most of the chocolate got dissolved and is sent to your intestines; thankfully, it doesn't grow, but you now have theobromine poisoning! You now feel nauseous and have an increased urge to relieve yourself, but that's all. After several minutes, though, you get an epilectic seizure from chocolate poisoning, internal bleeding, and heart attacks all at the same time. Congratulations, you're now a delicious chocolate stuffed flesh puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 The Eldritch Abomination that is the cake slowly expands. At first, it is a glorious thing, but as you take the first bite, you realize that it doesn't digest; your stomach is filled with German chocolate, rupturing, the stomach fluids eating away at the insides. The worst part? You're alive to experience the pain that usually follows skin being dissolved by strong acids. Unfortunately for you, most of the chocolate got dissolved and is sent to your intestines; thankfully, it doesn't grow, but you now have theobromine poisoning! You now feel nauseous and have an increased urge to relieve yourself, but that's all. After several minutes, though, you get an epilectic seizure from chocolate poisoning, internal bleeding, and heart attacks all at the same time. Congratulations, you're now a delicious chocolate stuffed flesh puff.Much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Much appreciated. You better be. I wish for two pennies.*Inserts a picture of Abe Lincoln's face* You get a silver coin, the words So Mote It Be scratched onto the face of some unknown president's face. One of the coins are bloodstained. I wish for a better computer. [inserts German Chocolate Cake From Before, Stuffing It In With A Large Rod] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A huge chocolate cake appears around you, filling your lungs and organs until you suffocate or however else you'd die when that happens.@ , gimme a hand here, buddy. A loud Robotic voice blares out of the machine:"THIS IS NOT A QUARTER MACHINE, YOU FOOL. YOU ARE NOW AND FOREVER DENIED YOUR WISH." I wish for two pennies.*Inserts a picture of Abe Lincoln's face*YOUR PAYMENT IS INVALID I wish for a pet titan*inserts human* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wish for a pet titan*inserts human* SIZE ISN'T SPECIFIED; PAYMENT RETURNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 SIZE ISN'T SPECIFIED; PAYMENT RETURNED*sigh*I wish for a pet titan, 9mm.*puts human back in* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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