Battal Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 The decoy randomly appears again. "Oh, then you can just burn to death." It vanishes again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalrusMan Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 WalrusMan runs to the top of the volcano to see his evil ex-girlfriend SealGirl punching a baby kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Then Rabbitfist drived his police car in the volcano.The volcano exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Then Rabbitfist drived his police car in the volcano.The volcano exploded. (Slow clap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I suddenly appear in the story for no apparent reason* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (Slow clap)(slower clap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 technoguardian gets into a time traveling taco-bacon van, with wings, and attacks PETA headquarters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Percival is here because he's Percival. Also he mutilates the dead bodies of children and hang them on trees outside of parents houses, but that's for a different thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Percival is here because he's Percival. Also he mutilates the dead bodies of children and hang them on trees outside of parents houses, but that's for a different thread.betty and technoguardian look at Percival.dude. wth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I appear in a flaming lamborghini, While juggling Grape Cider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalrusMan Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 WalrusMan starts calling @Lord_Battal Lebron James... Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 technoguardian throws bear nuts all over the universe. and one lands in a moderator's coffee, splashing it all over him, and the computer holding the don't starve together update. it explodes in a glorious fart explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 technoguardian throws bear nuts all over the universe. and one lands in a moderator's coffee, splashing it all over him, and the computer holding the don't starve together update. it explodes in a glorious fart explosioncausing flames to spew out of every orifice on the device as it detonates. The update somehow deploys because of this and players... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 causing flames to spew out of every orifice on the device as it detonates. The update somehow deploys because of this and players...techno: curses. ( he grabs a demonic sword bought from battal's company ) I will destroy that update bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekuno Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 The updates deployment opens up a portal that Bekuno promptly falls out of, and smashes face-first into the ground. After a dizzy recovery, she scrambles back at the sight of technoguardian holding a demonic sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Technoguardian promptly eats the demonic sword. He burps and finds himself another demonic sword. *laffs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 A Lord Battal Decoy appears, a stern look on his face. "You didn't pay for those. Prepare to die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 A Lord Battal Decoy appears, a stern look on his face. "You didn't pay for those. Prepare to die!"( throws betty's boxing soul at yo facebetty: hey. that was my soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 The soul is incinerated upon getting within a foot of Battal. "Huh. Good thing my Proximity Control Device still works." He says. "Anyways, prepare to die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 "Resistance is futile.How do you expect me to die when I AM ALREADY DEAD????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 The soul is incinerated upon getting within a foot of Battal. "Huh. Good thing my Proximity Control Device still works." He says. "Anyways, prepare to die!"bro u cant kill me.I. AM. FABULOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Technoguardian dies. Battal whips out his handy Staples Button and presses it. "That was easy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoguardian Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Technoguardian dies. Battal whips out his handy Staples Button and presses it. "That was easy."respawn in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symage Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…..╚(███)╝……╚(██)╝………(█)……….* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…╚═(███)═╝…..╚(███)╝……╚(██)╝………(█)……….* What in the name of Bacon is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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