My Parody Repository Area

[the truthseeker]

I'm working on some thing,

and I hope it will bring,

a smile to your lips

that frown it will eclipse

for the Holiday

(just not done today.)
 

Christmas is near here

not much time to veer

on the work I will do

on this thread (and one other too.) 

 

 

But know soon it will be

something nice to see

as I wish you Holiday cheer,

for all ( plus Christmas and New Year.) 

[the truthseeker]

("T'was the Night with More Krampus"

Inspired by "T'was the Night Before Christmas/A Visit from St. Nicholas"

as well as the Krampusnach)

 

 

 

T'was a Don't Starve Winter
and in that Harsh Land
Wilson was surviving,
almost with the Upper Hand
 
 
The Crock Pots were laden
with Honey Ham all full
And the drying racks were just harvested
all jerky just pulled.
 
His beard was quite Mighty
and kept him so Warm
 
He'd survived the Cold Hound Raid
another failed Swarm
 
The Tree was decorated
with Red Gems and Blue
 
And not once Did that Deerclops ever bash that base through 
 
 
But all of the sudden
there arose such a clatter
Wilson rushed out of his Tent
to see what was the matter
 
it seemed there were Krampus
many more than just one
"What the hell is going on here?!"
Krampusnach had begun
 
Wilsom fought bravely, but ranged weapons he had few,
and soon he was stuck with
the final remaining two
 it took much cunning,
(and a few dropped stone rocks)
but finally all were dead 
and he nearly lost his socks!
 
 
For on the ground was, 
something he could never have guessed
a Krampus Sack remained
now winter was Blessed!
 
So from all the Don't Starve Worlds
he yelled out his Cheer
 
"[Censored] You Maxwell
I'll live another year!"
 
 
 

 
 
 
Wishing you all a Happy Don't Starve Holiday season!'
 
 
 
 
 

We Wish You a Many Krampus
(And a Krampus Sack Here)

(Sung to the Tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas
(and a Happy New Year)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONyXSnL2LtA

 
 
 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus and a Krampus Sack Here!
 
Good tidings they bring to you when they are all killed; 
Good tidings it's for you, one Krapmus Sack  not filled.

Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now; 
Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now; 
Oh, bring us a Honey Ham now and a Poultice oh dear!
 
He won't move until he heals some; 
He won't move until he heals some; 
He won't move until he heals some, to live another year!

We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus; 
We Wish You a Many Krampus and a Krampus Sack Here!

[the truthseeker]

I'm confused. Do we make parodies, or just you?

 

 

Well it's *My* parody repository area. but if you wish to guest create, I'll welcome that! 

[Morgan17]

Well it's *My* parody repository area. but if you wish to guest create, I'll welcome that! 

So, I gave some lyrics to the Resetti theme. Then I translated that into Dontstarvainian.

Lyrics:

Hey! Welcome to the world!

Your name is Wilson, right?

Well, better not starve now!

Or you will die...right now..

(It repeats till this part):

Hey! Why are you here now?

You will not survive!

You are in my world now!

You won't escape...not now..

It then ends here.

More soon.......

Edit: Moar!

Well...Soon, once I get some inspiration

[the truthseeker]

So, I gave some lyrics to the Resetti theme. Then I translated that into Dontstarvainian.

Lyrics:

Hey! Welcome to the world!

Your name is Wilson, right?

Well, better not starve now!

Or you will die...right now..

(It repeats till this part):

Hey! Why are you here now?

You will not survive!

You are in my world now!

You won't escape...not now..

It then ends here.

More soon.......

 

 

 

And for those who (gasp) don't play Animal Crossing and don't know it, here's the theme, nice and extended for you to sing along to Mack's creation and future lyrics:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNcswtqmY10

 

I am not responsible for any insanity prolonged listening to this theme will cause.  

[Morgan17]

Hmmmm....Hmmmmmmm.....

I got it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kle9DkkwlM8

Lyrics: 

(spoken)

Maxwell: Humans and beasts alike!

We are here....because of the lady that haunts the dark!

The one who eats the corpse...of the innocent!

Let us tell...OF CHARLIE NIGHT!

(sung)

Shadow Watcher: Yeah! what'cha know 'bout charlie Night, son?

(To be finished soon)

[Rabbitfist]

You think it's all that easy,

oh so fast and breezy?

Just a little bit of (this kind of) Rhyming

and make up some (of my) impeccable Timing

to make some kind of Parody

for you to try and be Me?

It takes years of Writing Skill

to master this kind of bardic Quill

It takes hours of rejected flops

before posting a reply that pops

It takes inspiration you hope to find

after days of nothing in kind

And it takes skin as thick as a Pike

after not one gives it a Like

remember this when you type

on the forums or on Skype

How you're the top artist and still climbing

because you can do simple Rhyming

Relax, this post is all in Fun

for another work just now...done.

-Rapes like button-

[the truthseeker]

-Rapes like button-

Now now, CONSENSUAL likes please  

[Rabbitfist]

Now now, CONSENSUAL likes please

Those Parodies are Funny as hell

[the truthseeker]

Those Parodies are Funny as hell

Seriously, THANK you! 

[Rabbitfist]

Seriously, THANK you!

And youre a fast replier

[Blewcheese]

Hmm... Made a Viva la vida DS parody. So, I guess I should post it here.

 

I once sat on the throne,

Sat in the dark, and I was alone.

Now I roam the world that I have made,

I must survive with my shadow blade.

 

I used to rule this land,

But was ruled by Their powerful hand.

Oh how my subjects despised me,

They wanted to run; they wanted to flee.

 

Then Wilson came with the key,

He had come to set me free.

I must survive in this world I built,

But why can't I put up with the guilt?

 

From afar, I hear Wilson shout in pain,

He strains and screams, but all in vain.

He warms the seat in which I once sat,

Pleading and begging for me to come back.

 

But will I return, that I do not know.

Wilson doesn't deserve that.

I can still hear Their words,

They need someone to rule the world.

 

 

And... yeah. Here's the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncmL69ZEJ8

I didn't finish it, because I mean... Meh. I'm probably coming off as lazy. But this is Truthseeker's thread. He should consistently have the spotlight.

[the truthseeker]

Hmm... Made a Viva la vida DS parody. So, I guess I should post it here.

 

I once sat on the throne,

Sat in the dark, and I was alone.

Now I roam the world that I have made,

I must survive with my shadow blade.

 

I used to rule this land,

But was ruled by Their powerful hand.

Oh how my subjects despised me,

They wanted to run; they wanted to flee.

 

Then Wilson came with the key,

He had come to set me free.

I must survive in this world I built,

But why can't I put up with the guilt?

 

From afar, I hear Wilson shout in pain,

He strains and screams, but all in vain.

He warms the seat in which I once sat,

Pleading and begging for me to come back.

 

But will I return, that I do not know.

Wilson doesn't deserve that.

I can still hear Their words,

They need someone to rule the world.

 

 

And... yeah. Here's the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncmL69ZEJ8

I didn't finish it, because I mean... Meh. I'm probably coming off as lazy. But this is Truthseeker's thread. He should consistently have the spotlight.

 

A wise person shares collective talent instead of trying to hoard all the attention. I will be glad to have guests drop by if they don't "take over the house" if you will. 

 

And anyway, (IMHO,) Coldplay Rocks! my favorite part of your song:

 

Then Wilson came with the key,

He had come to set me free.

I must survive in this world I built,

But why can't I put up with the guilt?

 

From afar, I hear Wilson shout in pain,

He strains and screams, but all in vain.

He warms the seat in which I once sat,

Pleading and begging for me to come back.

 

I hope you finish it, and feel free to edit your posting if you do! 

 

 

Oh and just because it's silly-cool, I found the original song in a Lego Music Video form

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIuxiwhUGz4

 

If somebody wished to compare it side-by-side to that real-life version

[Blewcheese]

A wise person shares collective talent instead of trying to hoard all the attention. I will be glad to have guests drop by if they don't "take over the house" if you will. 

 

And anyway, (IMHO,) Coldplay Rocks! my favorite part of your song:

 

 

I hope you finish it, and feel free to edit your posting if you do! 

 

 

Oh and just because it's silly-cool, I found the original song in a Lego Music Video form

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIuxiwhUGz4

 

If somebody wished to compare it side-by-side to that real-life version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE'>

Yeah, big thumbs up for Coldplay! This song was really the first one I was really into, humming to myself in the halls and whatnot.

Anyway, if I do end up finishing it, it will be later when I have access to my computer. And it isn't so ridiculously early. If I were to write it now, I'd probably decide some half-@ssed rhymes would be sufficient. Which they aren't.

And the Lego version. That's.... It's to early for me to be seeing stuff like that.

[Morgan17]

Any more parodies?

(First necro of the year!)

[KidneyBeanBoy]

Kill You

To the tune of Fix You:

So you warp yourself to an evil place,

Fifty spiders all up in your face

And you've gone 12 days without a change,

Stuck in 'their' ha-aa-aands.

You always die eventually,

Even though you try you can never leave.

Get all the things but they'll just go to waste

Stuck in this Laa-aa-and.

Though Chester will-ill-ill follow

He only wants his bone.

And Max will try,

To kill you.

[the truthseeker]

Thank you KBB!

 

As for me, between the Golden Hammys, my intermittent internet connection until this next Monday, and dealing with trying to get some Social Services (and dealing with their resultant bureaucracies,) I can't say I've been inspired with parodies. But if I do, I'll make sure they end up here! 

[Morgan17]

Parody of "The Doctor is Dying," by Chameleon Circuit.

She is returning through the dark

Maxwell, you have met your mark

Your world is ending while you die

And you hear him knock 6 times

 

Your world will soon regenerate!

Your magic saunters away

No time for fun, tonight we fight

for the fate of all maxkind

 

I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE!

 

Chorus:

The beasts are returning

Your world will be burning

The last diving rod's a trap for Wilson

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

I don't want to go

I don't want to go

 

Charlie will be by your side

You will always save her life

Hold on now, don't want to wait

Till they take London away

 

I'LL SING YOU TO YOUR SLEEP

 

Chorus

 

Just one more thing before you fall

You'll be getting your reward

Back in time to stop you know

Wilson, Wolfgang, and Willow

 

The beasts are returning

The world will be burning

The last Diving Rod's a trap for Wilson

Chorus

REGENERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chorus in reverse

 

This is the finished product. A parody of "Blink" will come soon.

[the truthseeker]

Parody of "The Doctor is Dying," by Chameleon Circuit.

She is returning through the dark

Maxwell, you have met your mark

Your world is ending while you die

And you hear him knock 6 times

 

Your world will soon regenerate!

Your magic saunters away

No time for fun, tonight we fight

for the fate of all maxkind

 

I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE!

 

Chorus:

The beasts are returning

Your world will be burning

The last diving rod's a trap for Wilson

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

Maxwell is dying

I don't want to go

I don't want to go

 

Charlie will be by your side

You will always save her life

(note: unfinished product. will be finished later.)

I didn't know that original song but (especially as a Whovian) I quickly rectified that! TY again Mack! 

[Morgan17]

I didn't know that original song but (especially as a Whovian) I quickly rectified that! TY again Mack! 

You are quite welcome!

[TRENTOMINOUS]

You are quite welcome!

Wow mack im actually proud of you. You're being more mature then a 15 year old in the forums over all.

*round of applause*

You sir, get the badge of maturaty

[Morgan17]

Wow mack im actually proud of you. You're being more mature then a 15 year old in the forums over all.

*round of applause*

You sir, get the badge of maturaty

Thank you, kind sir.

[TRENTOMINOUS]

Thank you, kind sir.

I was being 100% percent serious

You're being more mature then me mack. That's actually impressive. Very impressive

[the truthseeker]

He's being sincere too. We all loved the work.

 

Now move along, and post parodies....

[TRENTOMINOUS]

He's being sincere too. We all loved the work.

Now move along, and post parodies....

im derailing again arnt I?

Just song parodys?