My Parody Repository Area

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Because of my numerous parody posts on this throughout my many many replies (wow, over 26 pages' worth of threads I've replied in at the time of this OP mid-December, 2013,) and requests for the, "Can you tell me where you posted that [requested parody link thing] again," I've decided to make a place-a repository if you will-for my work. Whether you consider it funny (Please? *sniff*) or not I'll leave that up to you.

What I can't promise is this is a place where you can request things and I'll do them.
Muses (even parody ones-when they aren't all with Weird Al Yankovic-)are a fickle thing, and an idea may or may not inspire something (or something IMHO worth posting.) My parodies often come from something inspired by a simple word, phrase or song idea/pun I used in posting a reply and not a linear "what if" idea.

So you can ask, but I can't promise it will bear fruit (even with lots of fertilizer.)

So, here is the (recovered) collection of parodies (mostly DS at the time of this OP, and "Chester Day" may or may not be accurate in timeline placement) in chronological order.

(Note: Some replies were just one or a couple of lines and/or weren't IMHO that funny once the original post was replied to.

I have let them stay buried in obscurity.

if you really wish them, find them, link them, request them, and I'll add them, but they won't be historically posted in order of creation of course. )

May the Higher Power you follow help us all.... :razz:

And to celebrate the occasion of this new thread, I even have created a new one (at the time of this OP) regarding the ~~overpopulating vermin of the surface should they follow you from the caves~~ loyal friend who only asks for minerals and safety: the Rock Lobsters! Who knew something already created as parody tribute to the B52's song would have been my toughest one yet?

(Those dang sounds were impossible to put in parody context I tell ya!)

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Gobblers are best killed with the slowest, weakest weapon in game, preferably by punching them, so that they die a slow and painfull death.

Alternativelly, if you're going for style, you might want to kill them using the umbrela or the walking stick while shouting something like "take that you ungodly beast" in a falsetto voice.

Bo-Gobbler Rhapsody Segment

(Sung To Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" at 3:05)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ARuoSFflc

*Singing*

I see a little silhouetto of a Gobbler,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Gobbledango?

Thunderbolt and lightning,

Very, very frighting WX-78!

Gobble Gobble,

Gobble Gobbleio

Magnifico.

[Author commentary: Corrected the cadence from the OP way back then and one day, I may make a full version, but not today at the time of this posting....]

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

And you should be able to bring some lobsters down to the ruins. I brought a few up to the surface and they've spread out and formed herds and are beginning to (slowly) multiply. It's a long term sort of project though but it's coming along nicely.

The Cave Circle of Life

(Sung to "The Circle of Life" from "The Lion King")

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba

Sithi uhm ingonyama

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba

Ingonyama

Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

[chant repeats]

*Sings*

From the day we arrive on Maxwell's World

And blinking, step into the cave

There's more to spellunk than can ever be seen

More to do than can ever be saved

There's far too much to take down there

More to find than can ever be found

But the worms rolling high

Through the cave's lightless sky

Keeps great and small running around...

It's The Circle of Cave Life

And it spellunks us all...

Through Spitters and Rocklobsters

Through fissures and ruined altars.

Till we find our Rocky Turf

On the cobblestone path unwinding

In the Cave Circle

The Cave Circle of Life.....

Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

Ingonyama nengw' enamabala....

[chant softly repeats]

* Cut to a Spellmonkey wearing a Witch Doctor (actually a Miner) Hat shaking a tribal rattle (actually a Telelocator Staff) at the chosen baby Smallbird. The Tallbird Parents then mercilessly peck him to death....*

It's the Circle of Cave Life

And it spellunks us all...

Through Spitters and Rocklobsters

Through fissures and ruined altars.

Till we find our Rocky Turf

On the cobblestone path unwinding

In the Cave Circle

The Cave Circle of Life.....

Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

Ingonyama nengw' enamabala....

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Lets just say my incident involved 12 forgotten log suits (I keep many spares,) , 11 hounds chasing, 10 pigmen, 9 health left, 8% left on fire staff, 7 gunpowder, 6 burning trees, 5 spiders, 4 beefalo meat, 3 used meat effigies, 2 touchstones, and a torch that ran out at night.

Huh. Don't Starve Christmas song without even trying.

Was it near
*sings*
a red bird in a Pine Tree

No, twas a crow.

Now I want someone to turn it into an actual song.

"The Twelve Days of Hunger"

(Sung to the "Twelve Days of Christmas.")

(If you want, you can sing all twelve days, but we'll just do the twelfth day starting at 3:06 )

*Sings*

On the Twelfth day of Hunger, Don't Starve threw at me:

-Twelve Logsuits Losing...

-Eleven Hounds Harassing...

-Ten Pigmen Pooping...

-Nine Health-a Hovering...

-Eight Stave's Percentage Staying...

-Seven Gunpowder Going...

-Six Trees a-Torching...

-Fiiiiive....Spider...Things......

-Four Beefalo Herds....

-Three Effigies Rend'd [Rendered]...

-Two Touchstone Flubbed...

*Big long drawn out*

And...A Black...Crow....in...a...Pine...Treee-EEEEEEEE!

(Thank you, thank you very much.)

Percival · December 15, 2013

AHHHH, THE PARODIES. IT HURTS MY HEADS.

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

"Deerclops the Dread-Nosed Monster"

(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" sung by many, but tributed to Gene Autry and Burl Ives' radio and television performances)

*Singing*

You know Spider and Pigman and Mermfolk and Koalaphant,

Beefalo, and Tallbird, and Mactusk and Rabbit

But do you recall,

the most annoying one of all....

Deerclops the dread-nosed monster

had a very angry nose!

And if you ever saw it,

You ran from him, or life-it goes!

All of the other creatures,

lost their lives and he got blames

They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,

destroy their Winter living games!

Then one foggy Winter Eve,

Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA)

Deerclops with your nose so grand

Won't you destroy my Don't Starve Land?

Now all the creatures loathe him,

and shout out as they Flee

Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster

Will you please stop killing me!?

*Instrumental as they flee while Deerclops chases and Kills them;

then repeat*

*Singing*

Deerclops the dread-nosed monster

had a very angry nose!

And if you ever saw it,

You ran from him, or life-it goes!

All of the other creatures,

lost their lives and he got blames

They wouldn't let poor Deerclops,

destroy their Winter living games!

Then one foggy Winter Eve,

Maxwell came to Say (HA HA HA)

Deerclops with your nose so grand

Won't you destroy my Don't Starve Land?

Now all the creatures loathe him,

and shout out as they Flee

Deerclops the Dread Nosed Monster

Will you please stop killing me!?

(Remind me to re-post this on Christmas

)

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Edit: looks like this post got me my Forum Title!

Thanks Magical Title Fairy!

We got approved for KickStarter! It will go live on Monday Novemeber 25th. We just updated DontStarveGame.com/KickStarter

And...I'll just leave this here...

"Chester Day"
(Sung to the song "Yesterday" by "The Beatles")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6IxcmgblA

*Sings*

Chester Day
All my purchases seemed so far away...

Now it looks like I'm soon to Pay

Oh, I believe in Chester Day!

Suddenly,
I'm not half as sad as I used to be
There's no Shadow when he's with me.
Oh, Chester Day comes Suddenly

Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know; he wouldn't say
I, just Boing right along,
with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Chester Day
Don't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...
Now I need to hide my Stuff away
Oh I believe in Chester Day

Why, he, has to Boing, I don't know; he wouldn't say
I, just Boing right along,
with this song, on Chester Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Chester Day
Don't Starve was such a ruthless game to play...
Now I need to hide my Stuff away...

Oh I believe in Chester Day...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

ARamblingSpider · December 15, 2013

alright then.

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes)

First Rap Beat Tribute

Rap-Beat a la Mordecai and Rigby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2WT4wEZs4

And Regular Show...Regular Show....do I know anything about Regular Show? Let me think to what I know...

Regular Show,

The place you gotta go,

to watch the gang

all doing their thang:

Mordecai and Rigby

slackers to the nth degree

Causing Benson

to scream at them some.

Muscleman Mitch,

treating you like a...pitch

making jokes about his Mom,

but will then tag along

with Ghost High Five

(is a Ghost still alive?)

And there's Skips

who prevents the Apocalypse

used to be Walks, until his Love had some talks

Who now lives Forever

fixing...whatever.

But don't forget Pops

(who has forgot lots.)

He laughs all Crazy

but who has skills amazey

And now Thomas the new guy's here to stay,

stuck in Pizza 'tume until Thanksgiving day

Margaret's Mordy's squeeze

who brings him to his knees

Paling 'round with Eileen

for Rigby, she's very keen.

That's my take on Regular Show

if you never watched you gotta go!

But doin't forget to scream out the word....

If you're not reporting me with a negative strike, don't forget to hit the button Like!

23rd · December 15, 2013

Favorite one right there. Man, you blew me away the first time you posted that.

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

Inspired by the Regular Show (Episodes)

Second Rap Beat Tribute

Rap-Beat a la Mordecai and Rigby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2WT4wEZs4

The name is Don't Starve

Where you gotta carve

out a base-life with an Axe,

A Pick, and some Snacks:

Like berries, carrots, and some seeds,

kill some creatures for your Meat needs!

The Science Machine is where you Start,

to craft from resources you Chop and Pick apart!

Keep refining and you can Craft Alchemy

(in Machine form; Magic comes later, a new Tree.)

Make a Crock Pot and your foods come out Hot

eat in time, before it goes to rot!

(Maybe for more time, you can Craft a cold box.

using: Gold, Planks and Gears; and absolutely no rocks!)

This is a safe place to Cook your Monster Meat!

or Cook it for your Birdcaged friend for an Egg Treat!

But it will hurt you to just Nom that Monster Meat!

Too much Meat Spoiling; feel like Cryin'?

Make those Drying racks, and get the Spoiled meat Dryin'!

When it's done, it will come out New,

as jerky:

Large,

Small,

Monster too...

or feed it to that caged Bird, for an Egg that's Brand New!

But be ready to defend from the Mighty Hounds,

The Spider Queen, and Deerclops,as they Stomp their Hunting Grounds!

Maxwell that Demon, messes with the Flow,

but you're trapped there and have no where else to go!

But maybe a Doorway can change the type of Show!

(Again, this is where you all yell out

)

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

"I was Going to Get [Also a New Plushie] Chester, But I got High" Segment

(Segment sung to the Theme of "Because I got High" from Afroman)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

I was going to get (a new) Chester, but then I got High.

I finally was not thought as a jester, but then I got High

And now I'm just a big Joke, and you know why...

(Why man?)

Because I got High, because i got High because i got Hiiiiiiiigh

La da da da da da da da da.....

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

(Inspiration from 23rd, specifically this reply and this reply which would take up too much space directly quoted.

"Our Ruins, in the Middle of Our Caves"

(Sung to the Song "Our House in the Middle of Our Street" by Madness)

*talking to nobody as the Insanity increases asking,

" 'Ave you seen our Ruins?

Our Ruins? Seen it?

No?

'Ave you seen our Ruins?

'Ave you seen our Ruins ?

Seen our Ruins ?

Seen-our-Ruins ?

Over there? Over there?

Thank you."

Running around on Ruins Streets as Haunting sounds and music only they can hear begins, followed by the whispered voices...are they singing or is it that one running around....*

Maxwell wears his Dapper Vest

Wickerbottom's tired she needs a rest

The pigs are playing with no cares

Spiders slaying in their sleep

(Ahhhhhhhh!)

Wolfgang's got a Guardian to beat

He can't clang around

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our....

Our Ruins it has a crowd

There's always some raid happening

And the lantern's lights usually been cowled

Our Wendy, she's so Ruins-proud

Nothing ever slows her down

Abigail's mess is not allowed!

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our....

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

(*Something tells you

That you've got to exit the Ruins Quick!*)

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...

Maxwell gets up late for work

Wickerbottom's the one he'll subvert

when she hires the pigs, the fool.

Slays them all with some bliss

(Ahhhhhhhh!)

Not one of them he's going to miss,

in any ways..

*Crosses Ruins.bridge with lots of Ruins Nightmare Lights Cycle's Zenith noises*

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...

Maxwell forgets way back then

when nothing was false and when

He would have

such a very fine act

such a fine act...

Such a happy act.....

And Maxwell forget to say

on that Final Act day

The proper words

for those Nightmare Screamers

who ream us....

Maxwell wears his Dapper Vest

Wickerbottom's tired she needs a rest

The pigs are playing with no cares

Spiders slaying in their sleep

Wolfgang's got a Guardian to beat

He can't clang around

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our...

Our Ruins, it's always Night and they're no Days

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins,

has a Tent where we can Sleep (and lose our craze)

Our Ruins, in the Middle of our Caves!

Our Ruins...

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

(Inspired by my own thread If Chester Ruled the Don't Starve World.)

*Meanwhile, where Chester Rules the World...

one of his subjects isn't escaping through the Doorway to Adventure, or so he'd better explain fast....*

What's that my Orange, Shadowed, and Icy Chester Overlord?

*Pant Pant Pant*

What am I Doing next to Maxwell's Door?

Why, I am...ready to conquer the other worlds for your immanent arrival your Panting-ness!

*Pant Pant Pant*

You'll allow it if I can Herald a...battle song mentioning your prowess?

Of-of course my ever-storing Leader! I hope you find it to your liking!

"Prince of The Universe"

(From Queen's "Princes of the Universe")

You've been alive for centuries, and you are Immortal.

*Sings*

Here you are

Born to Find Things

And are the Prince of the Universe.....

Here you belong

Where I'm fighting to Survive

in a World with (THEM,) the darkest Powers...

*Cue the Don't Starve Theme Music while still playing the Queen song Mash-up here*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGO72jL7veU

Heahhh!

And here Chester is

the Prince of the Universe

Here he belongs,

while I'm Fighting for survival

He'll come to be the ruler of your World!

*Chester Panting*

He is Immortal

he has inside him the Four Things

(YEAH!)

He has no Rival

Respawn means there is no equal

Take him to the Full Moon of your World!

Born to store Things

Prince of the Universe

While I'm fighting (THEM,) he jumps Free

Got World 1 in the Eyebone's...hands!

He's here for my Love as long as I stand!

He was born, to be prince of the Universe

Wilson cannot understand

His power is in the Eyebones hands!

*Pant Pant Pant*

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

Chester's panting at you.

He will say I've had my day.

That I'm going to go far

underground where's there's no Moon or Star.

With my Dark Sword and my head held High

I escaped the First World...

First timiiiiiie

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I know people talk about Chester

I hear it every day

But I proved it right because

World 1, Firrrrst Tiiiiiime!

Yeahhhh!

Yeaahhh!

Allright, let's go let's go (World 2!)

A-hah!

Yeaaah!

Watfch this Redbird Fly!

Whoo!

Bring on the Beefalos!

A-ha-ha!

Here you are

Born to Find Things

And the Prince of the Universe.....

Cue the ragtime music faintly as the Doorway to Adventure is open [in another page as only 2 Video links per page are allowed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUOhiSvE48

Here you are

Born to Find Things

And the Prince of the Universe

Adventure Mode, and I'm Free

Got the World in your Eyebone's hands

I'm here for your Love while I still stand!

You were born to be Prince of the Universe.

Un--i-verse

*Fade out with Don't Starve Ragtime playing very faintly in the background*

*Runs through Maxwell's Door while Overlord Chester is Pleased. *

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

And an honorable mention, even though it's not mine, but In tribute, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 parody of the Gamera Song.

(Yes, Gamera [in response to Godzilla,] was a real movie monster "hero," especially "for the children." I'm not even going into the level of Cheese it generated before the parodies of movies [called "Movie Riffing] were done.)

Original gamera Song 1969

Mst3k Gamera Song

JOEL: Let's go, Gamera!

[music starts]

ALL: Gamera! Gamera!

Gamera is really neat.

Gamera is filled with meat.

We've been eating Gamera!

Shell

Teeth

Eyes

Flames

Claws

Breath

Scales

Fun!

TOM: Dr. Forrester is kind of a jerk,

And Frank is really dumb, too.

CROW: We have to take part in these lame experiments.

JOEL: But do we complain?

TOM: No!

JOEL: No!

CROW: Yes!

TOM: Huh?

So we hi-keeba all over the place--

JOEL: --And talk of a thousand wonderful days.

TOM: Everybody now!

ALL: Gamera is really sweet,

He is filled with turtle meat.

Now we have Commercial Sign!

BONUS: MST3K singing Original gamera Song with "Michael Feinstein" *(Really Michael J. Nelson) singing Gamera "Rogers and Hammerstein", "George and Ira Gershwin" and finally MST3K Gamera/Gamera Parody segment/End musical credits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRHqvC7f_o

(only 2 youtube links are allowed per post, link only)

Battal · December 15, 2013

GAHHH!!!
SINGING!

MIRTH!
OH GOD!
I CAN FEEL MY MELTING FLESH DRIPPING LIKE MELTED WAX!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the truthseeker · December 15, 2013

And as promised, inspired by multiple posts on multiple threads,

[And no, this "Video Broadcast" is completely fictional...no sensitive body parts were harmed in the making of this parody, nor did I ever broadcast like this, so don't go looking for it either..it's just some fictional loser.]

"Rock Lobsters"

(Sung to the Tune of "Rock Lobster" [full version] by the B-52's)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2V2h_Bd_Gg

(Showing off their game)

*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*

*Don't Starve loading up....soon*

*Recalls*

Wilson was at a cave

*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*

He went in so very deep

*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*

Something reached out and and grabbed him

*Don't Starve loading up...soon.*

It was a Rock Lobster!

*Recognition*

Ahhhhhaaaaa!

Rock Lobster!

Ahhhhhaaaaa!

Rock Lobster!

....

*Game loads with Wickerbottom and Chester, but hates this save, too late, not redoing the broadcast yet again...*

(Thinking)

* EWWWW!*

*EWWWW!*

*Narrating*

Wickerbottom and Chester are at the island's edge

*EWWWW!*

And they both all have, matching scowls

*EWWWW!*

Chester hops over, a Cut Stone Block

*EWWWW!*

And there they saw a Rock

*EWWWW!*

But It wasn't a Rock

*EWWWW!*

It was a Rock Lobster!

*Very Excited, bouncing in their seat, elbows flaining*

Ahhhhhaaaaa!

Rock Lobster!

Ahhhhhaaaaa!

*Hit in an uncomfortable place and says highly pitched voice*

Rock Lobster!

*Ends Broadcast there for...well....*

....

*Next Broadcast*

*Next Broadcast later, still quietly cursing while mostly recovered to speak*

Rock Looob...Lob-ster

*Game loads, it's now Wintertime*

*Narrating*

Motion near the Winter ocean

MMMMWHAAAAA!

the Pengulls cry!

MMMMWHAAAAA!

They cause trouble

MMMMWHAAAAA!

It hit, they attack, then redouble!

MMMMWHAAAAA!

Ate a Fistful of Jam

MMMMWHAAAAA!

*Runs to caves to escape*

Then forget where I ammmmmmmm.....

*In the distance before the caves load*

MMMMWHAAAAA!

*Caves area has Rock Lobsters and...the Ruins Entance!*

Fed them a rock, a rock...

Following Rock Lobsters!

Down, down

*Past the caves, now into the ruins.*

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

*Total relief from that injury. Explores a little then quickly saves and quits (not paying attention) for the Next Broadcast *

....

*Next Broadcast*