The Letter W 5569 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 I can't be the only one who Skypes on a regular basis while playing the game right? I can't actually think of too many noteworthy things I've personally said aside from my first or second time playing the game and first encountering a Tallbird; "WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON LEGS AND WHY IS IT CHASING ME?" But this thread is basically just some of the weird things either you or a friend have said. I have a friend who hasn't played it much so he boots up his game and immediately says"I'm wearing the hippy band of justice, why is my brain going down? I don't have any beefsteak to heal with." I was laughing for about an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotflungwok 139 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "Then a tree got up and killed me." "Stupid dogs set my grass on fire." "I just fed 40 pumpkins to my pet bird." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoneyHam 435 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 Man, I gotta go kill the walrus hunting party for the Tam o' Shanter next winter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig_Perry 764 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "hey chesteeeeeeeeeeeeeer" "I don't want to anger the Keeper Of The Forest" "chester must be thinking "My pinecones!"" None of those were by me.I normally stay silent except when I am doing serious management then I tend to mumble certain points to myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silentdarkness1 1161 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 BEEZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5raptorboy777 51 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 Mostly, the only sounds I make while playing games is the sound of yelling out something like, "I WILL MURDER YOU!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoneyHam 435 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "hey chesteeeeeeeeeeeeeer" "I don't want to anger the Keeper Of The Forest" "chester must be thinking "My pinecones!"" None of those were by me.I normally stay silent except when I am doing serious management then I tend to mumble certain points to myselfSIPS SIPS SIPS SIPS IS THE BEST BASTARD BIG MONEY BIG WOMEN BIG FUN Sorry I'm a fan of Sips."These Rock Lobsters are taking over the island." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MilleniumCount 2161 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 The only thing I say most of the time is ''Scheiße!!!'' if something goes terribly wrong again...^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silentdarkness1 1161 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 HOW DID I JUST DIE?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadpanQuinkan 214 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "Go pigs! Shatter that treemen's kneecaps!""Sorry pig friends, but i'm sending you all to your deaths." *clicks Beefalo*"... Nature always finds a way of sorting itself out.""The crawling horror is such a lonely stalker." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbeetle 1873 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 I just cuss. which is funny because that's the type of thing I really only do when in the company of only myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amkar 405 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "OH GOD MY SANITY""OH GOD MY HUNGER""OH GOD MY HEALTH""OH GOD THE HOUNDS""OH GOD THE WORMS"Etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotflungwok 139 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "Wow I'm going insane, I need some mushrooms." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARamblingSpider 1536 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 GOSH DARNIT STOP ZERG RUSHING ME YOU STUPID HALLUCINATIONS- OH GREAT LOOK THE SPIDERS ARE JOINING IN THE FUN TO THAT'S JUST FLIPPIN SUPER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
papermoon 2 Report post Posted November 18, 2013 "hey, why is my screen shaking? whoa.. what in the world? ... no! no! NO! not my lovely crockpots!"- my friend while he's watching his base got trashed by deerclops on his 1st winter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplex 2614 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 "Damn all that useless gold just taking up space." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ortorin 247 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 Dammit... I starved... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luggs 668 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 NOT THE BEES!!!!!Another pinecone for Chester.FACE THE MIGHT OF WARGANG, YOU ONE EYED ABOMINATION!The cycle of life and death continues. (After a resurrection or slaughter of foes.)My sanity is low?! Where's the TAFFY?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoneyHam 435 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 "Go my pig army!! DESTROY THE SPIDERS!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cosheeta 364 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 Playing with a friend~"To make really cheap meatballs we need veggie, veggie, veggie, and a tiny meaty.""Also, that rabbit is looking at us in a funny way, eat the QuornBalls you made quick.""Didn't you see? You can't sleep yet it's too bright, he says.-but we're in a cave?-Don't question a scientist. Last time you did Charlie bit your toes off.""If you feed the pig some monster meat he'll love you forever." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Letter W 5569 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 You guys are hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARamblingSpider 1536 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 You guys are hilarious. oh stahp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silentdarkness1 1161 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 Thank you xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
23rd 765 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 "IT'S GOING TO KILL ME FOR ITS BONE BACK OH GOD WH- oh, it's friendly.. hey! A chest that follows me!" immediately followed by "He's like a dog on legs I can put things in! If only I could give him treats." - In response to my little sister telling me I should keep playing as Wickerbottom: "Definitely. Her power is obviously derived from her love of Baby Beefalo. That's why I'm punching all these bees to death." Humming the Iron Man theme when hit by lightning as WX-78 "Did those Pengulls just eat their children?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d2r 80 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 Whenever I get a Smallbird, I name him "Dave" (followed by a number to indicate which Dave he is; I'm currently on Dave XI) This always leads inevitably to the following. "Eat the seeds, Dave. I know you're hungry." "What that? OH GOD DAMN IT NOT THE HOUNDS, NOT NOW THAT I HAVE DAVE" "DAVE, NO! DON'T TRY TO ATTACK THE HOUNDS!" "DAVE, NO!!!!!!!" "I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS, YOU BASTARDS" *torrent of horrible, unrepeatable profanity to hound* "Oh, god, Dave..." *cook and eat morsel despite self* *repeat process* I have yet to get to teenbird. :\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites