Things Don't Starve Players Say

[The Letter W 5569]

I can't be the only one who Skypes on a regular basis while playing the game right? I can't actually think of too many noteworthy things I've personally said aside from my first or second time playing the game and first encountering a Tallbird; "WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON LEGS AND WHY IS IT CHASING ME?" 

 

But this thread is basically just some of the weird things either you or a friend have said. I have a friend who hasn't played it much so he boots up his game and immediately says

"I'm wearing the hippy band of justice, why is my brain going down? I don't have any beefsteak to heal with."

 

I was laughing for about an hour. 

[hotflungwok 139]

"Then a tree got up and killed me."

 

"Stupid dogs set my grass on fire."

 

"I just fed 40 pumpkins to my pet bird."

[HoneyHam 435]

Man, I gotta go kill the walrus hunting party for the Tam o' Shanter next winter.

[Craig_Perry 764]

"hey chesteeeeeeeeeeeeeer"

 

"I don't want to anger the Keeper Of The Forest"

 

"chester must be thinking "My pinecones!""

 

None of those were by me.

I normally stay silent except when I am doing serious management then I tend to mumble certain points to myself

[Silentdarkness1 1161]

BEEZ.

[5raptorboy777 51]

Mostly, the only sounds I make while playing games is the sound of yelling out something like, "I WILL MURDER YOU!"

[HoneyHam 435]

"hey chesteeeeeeeeeeeeeer"

 

"I don't want to anger the Keeper Of The Forest"

 

"chester must be thinking "My pinecones!""

 

None of those were by me.

I normally stay silent except when I am doing serious management then I tend to mumble certain points to myself

SIPS SIPS SIPS SIPS IS THE BEST BASTARD BIG MONEY BIG WOMEN BIG FUN

 

Sorry I'm a fan of Sips.

"These Rock Lobsters are taking over the island."

[MilleniumCount 2161]

The only thing I say most of the time is ''Scheiße!!!'' if something goes terribly wrong again...^^

[Silentdarkness1 1161]

HOW DID I JUST DIE?!

[DeadpanQuinkan 214]

"Go pigs!  Shatter that treemen's kneecaps!"

"Sorry pig friends, but i'm sending you all to your deaths." *clicks Beefalo*

"... Nature always finds a way of sorting itself out."

"The crawling horror is such a lonely stalker." 

[jbeetle 1873]

I just cuss. which is funny because that's the type of thing I really only do when in the company of only myself.

[Amkar 405]

"OH GOD MY SANITY"

"OH GOD MY HUNGER"

"OH GOD MY HEALTH"

"OH GOD THE HOUNDS"

"OH GOD THE WORMS"

Etc.

[hotflungwok 139]

"Wow I'm going insane, I need some mushrooms."

[ARamblingSpider 1536]

GOSH DARNIT STOP ZERG RUSHING ME YOU STUPID HALLUCINATIONS- OH GREAT LOOK THE SPIDERS ARE JOINING IN THE FUN TO THAT'S JUST FLIPPIN SUPER.

[papermoon 2]

"hey, why is my screen shaking? whoa.. what in the world? ... no! no! NO! not my lovely crockpots!"

- my friend while he's watching his base got trashed by deerclops on his 1st winter.

[simplex 2614]

"Damn all that useless gold just taking up space."

[Ortorin 247]

Dammit... I starved...

[Luggs 668]

NOT THE BEES!!!!!

Another pinecone for Chester.

FACE THE MIGHT OF WARGANG, YOU ONE EYED ABOMINATION!

The cycle of life and death continues. (After a resurrection or slaughter of foes.)

My sanity is low?! Where's the TAFFY?!

[HoneyHam 435]

"Go my pig army!! DESTROY THE SPIDERS!!!!"

[Cosheeta 364]

Playing with a friend~

"To make really cheap meatballs we need veggie, veggie, veggie, and a tiny meaty."

"Also, that rabbit is looking at us in a funny way, eat the QuornBalls you made quick."

"Didn't you see? You can't sleep yet it's too bright, he says.
-but we're in a cave?
-Don't question a scientist. Last time you did Charlie bit your toes off."

"If you feed the pig some monster meat he'll love you forever."

[The Letter W 5569]

You guys are hilarious. 

[ARamblingSpider 1536]

You guys are hilarious. 

oh stahp

[Silentdarkness1 1161]

Thank you xD

[23rd 765]

"IT'S GOING TO KILL ME FOR ITS BONE BACK OH GOD WH- oh, it's friendly.. hey! A chest that follows me!"

 

immediately followed by

 

"He's like a dog on legs I can put things in! If only I could give him treats."

 

-

 

In response to my little sister telling me I should keep playing as Wickerbottom: "Definitely. Her power is obviously derived from her love of Baby Beefalo. That's why I'm punching all these bees to death."

 

Humming the Iron Man theme when hit by lightning as WX-78

 

"Did those Pengulls just eat their children?"

[d2r 80]

Whenever I get a Smallbird, I name him "Dave" (followed by a number to indicate which Dave he is; I'm currently on Dave XI)

 

This always leads inevitably to the following.

 

"Eat the seeds, Dave. I know you're hungry."

 

"What that? OH GOD DAMN IT NOT THE HOUNDS, NOT NOW THAT I HAVE DAVE"

 

"DAVE, NO! DON'T TRY TO ATTACK THE HOUNDS!"

 

"DAVE, NO!!!!!!!"

 

"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS, YOU BASTARDS"

 

*torrent of horrible, unrepeatable profanity to hound*

 

"Oh, god, Dave..."

 

*cook and eat morsel despite self*

 

*repeat process*

 

I have yet to get to teenbird. :\