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I go to open the umbrella on my patio. All kinds of wtf fell out. Frogs and locusts and flies and wasps and a dead bird. Like. Wtf. Am I the flakking PlagueBringer or something cause this is the third time this kind of thing has happened.

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Frogs? How did frogs end up in there? Perhaps rained in?

Idek. This isn't even the weirdest one. Once I bought a new cooler, looked at it and everything. Come home, open it to fill it up. A family of rats ran out.

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Idek. This isn't even the weirdest one. Once I bought a new cooler, looked at it and everything. Come home, open it to fill it up. A family of rats ran out.

The wonder of life....in the middle Ages they thought big piles of rubbish would breed rats....with modern information we can say: No! It's coolers!

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Frogs? How did frogs end up in there? Perhaps rained in?

 

Well, if the umbrella was upright, then the frogs may have been tree frogs looking for a place to hide. I guess that umbrella must have been prime real estate for small critters.

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Well. I suppose it wasn't all bad. I went into my garage as something had been eating my dogs' food for the past two days. Turns out a little kitten had taken refuge in my garage. Scruffy is enjoying her first night in warmth before her visit to the vet tomorrow.

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