Battal Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I'm going to be in this too, right....? AND NOTHING OFFENSIVE IF YOU DO PUT ME IN THE STORY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 AND NOTHING OFFENSIVE IF YOU DO PUT ME IN THE STORY! Make him part of the other religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 and My Little Pony.already destroyed by me...with nuclear bombs...with carrot-like nuclear bombs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 this is entertaining... might have to stick around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Next chapter, the Potato Knights aid the Baconites fight the vegetarians. Tune in to read it, only on Off-Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbitfist Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 well in this world theres another religion who doesn't like bacon people. On the new text theres a tip.burn those guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 God i started this just as an joke and now everyone likes it, well i guess internet people just love logic-less stuff.Anyhow later there will be some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeW Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You are posting here and you are surprised about people liking "logic-less stuff"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 You are posting here and you are surprised about people liking "logic-less stuff"?Oh yeah, now i realized that people from the off topic are insane XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_Perry Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh yeah, now i realized that people from the off topic are insane XDindeed we are... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 chapter 4 YES ANOTHER TRAVEL Vingw,xjurwi, the tallbird and the small birds are walking trough baconopolis, the guards are close to them.Vingw says: Can we talk to the king?The guard replies: Yes, you may. There are guards every where i doubt you could defeat them. They walk until they find the castle made of pure bacon.Inside the castle sirmentlegen was eating his 45th bacon meal of the morning, as its stated in the bacon bible.The group comes in and they start talking with the king.Guards: king, these strangers want to talk with you. It looks like they want to stay in baconopolis.Sirmentlegen says: What are your names? he says with the mouth filled with bacon.Vingw says: Im vingw, this is xjurwi and those two are a small bird and a tallbird.Sirmentlegen: Welcome to baconopoilis ving and xjurwi.Vingw: ... MY NAME IS VINGW, don't ever call me ving!Sirmentlegen: i make my own rules, deal with it. He puts on bacon glasses.Vingw: whatever then, whats the deal with this war?Sirmentleen: Its a war against a religion that hates bacon followers. We had defeated some like those before, the church of pancakes for exmple died easy.And since Teo is a bacon lover we are allied with the HAPPY TORTILLA CHIP religion. But theres one religion that won't be defeated that easy, and that religion its ...(GOD THIS IS SO DRAMATIC!)... Pastafarianism. They are trying to destroy baconopolis!Xjurwi: So, we can't stay here?Sirmentlegen: You may, for one night, but you guys will have to do a job for me tomorow, a dirt job. Well today to today you will have to do a dirt job if you want to sleep here.Xjurwi: what job?Sirmentlegen: The job for tomorow i won't tell you untill tomorow.Xjurwi: and whats the job for today.Sirmentlegen: The worst job i can think about: YOU MUST CLEAN THE DISHES! MUAHAHAHHA!Xjurwi:no.vingw: just agree for now xjurwi.Xjurwi: Meh, ok (No, xjurwi whispers) At night vingw is seeing a photo, when looking closer we can see AlbinoWyvern in it. "we well meet again, soon" vingw whispers to himself.On the next day the group, is together in front of sirmentlegen, whos holding a bacon gun.Sirmentlegen: You guys will need to invade and destroy the pastafarinism strong hold, as you can see in this really well drawn drawing.Xjurwi whispers to vingw: That drawing is worst than a 2 years old drawing.Sirmentlegen: Another thing, you'll need to take Daver with you, hes annoying me and i think it would be fun if he did the same to you, ha!Daver: hey guys we are going together to destroy the strong hold!Xjurwi says: this will be a long travel.... CONTINUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 chapter 4 YES ANOTHER TRAVEL Vingw,xjurwi, the tallbird and the small birds are walking trough baconopolis, the guards are close to them.Vingw says: Can we talk to the king?The guard replies: Yes, you may. There are guards every where i doubt you could defeat them. They walk until they find the castle made of pure bacon.Inside the castle sirmentlegen was eating his 45th bacon meal of the morning, as its stated in the bacon bible.The group comes in and they start talking with the king.Guards: king, these strangers want to talk with you. It looks like they want to stay in baconopolis.Sirmentlegen says: What are your names? he says with the mouth filled with bacon.Vingw says: Im vingw, this is xjurwi and those two are a small bird and a tallbird.Sirmentlegen: Welcome to baconopoilis ving and xjurwi.Vingw: ... MY NAME IS VINGW, don't ever call me ving!Sirmentlegen: i make my own rules, deal with it. He puts on bacon glasses.Vingw: whatever then, whats the deal with this war?Sirmentleen: Its a war against a religion that hates bacon followers. We had defeated some like those before, the church of pancakes for exmple died easy.And since Teo is a bacon lover we are allied with the HAPPY TORTILLA CHIP religion. But theres one religion that won't be defeated that easy, and that religion its ...(GOD THIS IS SO DRAMATIC!)... Pastafarianism. They are trying to destroy baconopolis!Xjurwi: So, we can't stay here?Sirmentlegen: You may, for one night, but you guys will have to do a job for me tomorow, a dirt job. Well today to today you will have to do a dirt job if you want to sleep here.Xjurwi: what job?Sirmentlegen: The job for tomorow i won't tell you untill tomorow.Xjurwi: and whats the job for today.Sirmentlegen: The worst job i can think about: YOU MUST CLEAN THE DISHES! MUAHAHAHHA!Xjurwi:no.vingw: just agree for now xjurwi.Xjurwi: Meh, ok (No, xjurwi whispers) At night vingw is seeing a photo, when looking closer we can see AlbinoWyvern in it. "we well meet again, soon" vingw whispers to himself.On the next day the group, is together in front of sirmentlegen, whos holding a bacon gun.Sirmentlegen: You guys will need to invade and destroy the pastafarinism strong hold, as you can see in this really well drawn drawing.Xjurwi whispers to vingw: That drawing is worst than a 2 years old drawing.Sirmentlegen: Another thing, you'll need to take Daver with you, hes annoying me and i think it would be fun if he did the same to you, ha!Daver: hey guys we are going together to destroy the strong hold!Xjurwi says: this will be a long travel.... CONTINUE Yay, I'm in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I hate pasta.B But I like this story! Write more! Do it! NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I hate pasta.Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I hate pasta.B But I like this story! Write more! Do it! NOWYes! We must make him write more! ≧°◡°≦ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Threaten to make soup out of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Threaten to make soup out of him!MMmm, rabbit stew.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Someone get the crockpot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Someone get the crockpot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Ah, just joking. If we made soup out of him, he couldn't write stories anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Ah, just joking. If we made soup out of him, he couldn't write stories anymore.I could continue with my horrible writing skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 This story is deep! Though it seems as if i sent them to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 This story is deep! Though it seems as if i sent them to die.You didn't ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirmentlegen Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 You didn't ?! "You 3 go fight our enemy's for us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 1, 2013 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 Its just to add some drama/action.Also they have the tallbird and smallbird, they'll be fine(or not) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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