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The "Don't Starve Logic" Compendium/Compilation

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Silentdarkness1    1161

A walking chest somehow got the title of Esquire.No matter how funny the logic. I hope it never, ever, changes.

Agreed :D Part of what makes this game so epic is the logic. The epic logic xD

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Zhuzha    1341

79. Charlie can somehow completely surround you when you're in darkness, and completely vanish into thin air when you get out a torch or other light source.

Maybe, Charlie is the darkness, like Vashta Nerada from "Doctor Who".

83. When you kill a bird, you get either morsel or just one feather.

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sharkbait    15

84. You can kill anything with enough whacks of a flimsy flint-on-a-stick and dodging...and you never run out of breath.85. You can kill bees, flies and butterflies with a spear.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

84. You can kill anything with enough whacks of a flimsy flint-on-a-stick and dodging...and you never run out of breath.85. You can kill bees, flies and butterflies with a spear.

86. And your fists.87. Powdercakes, the essential permanent survival food, is absolutely useless, despite lasting almost forever.88. Fish+Sticks=Fishsticks89. Using a spear to make a staff doesn't give you back your flint.90. The Deerclops's legs are way too tiny for a body like that. Edited by Silentdarkness1

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Hounds that catch on fire upon deathYou need to mine about four boulders to create a firepit, half the size of one boulderPigs talk and claim to love you for giving them spider meatMassive horns break after blowing them 5 timesYou don't get any antlers from deerclopsesBushes are not renewable Some trees don't reproduce Beefaloes give birth after 0 days of pregnancyThe most useful thing about a scientist is his ability to produce beardFour bees can easily kill a dogTentacles with genitalia doesn't reproduce Giant spider warriors can be caught in traps made of grassWearing the head of their dead queen make spiders obey youYou can hide under your own hatMixing some fruits in a crock pot, creates a glass to contain the mashed fruitsMeatballs consists of three quarters berriesPies made of one fruit and three sticksWalruses, the size of bunniesGiant rabbits only come out at dusk, normal ones run screaming for their holes at the same timeViolent bishopsProtected by head butting horsesSpiders drop as much meat as houndsMost hounds don't have a single toothBats make as much poop as beefaloes

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ARamblingSpider    1536

There are evil hands that will put out your fire.

Your hallucinations, which are not physical, will eat you.

You can jump down the throat of a massive worm and magically teleport to another location.

There are lobsters made from rock which have impossibly flexible feelers.

3 merms live in one ruined house which appears as though it can only barely hold one.

You can eat lightbulbs.

Those lightbulbs man, they're scrumptious.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

92. Hounds that catch on fire upon death93. You need to mine about four boulders to create a firepit, half the size of one boulder94. Pigs talk and claim to love you for giving them spider meat95. Massive horns break after blowing them 5 times96. You don't get any antlers from deerclopses97. Bushes are not renewable 98. Some trees don't reproduce 99. Beefaloes give birth after 0 days of pregnancy100. The most useful thing about a scientist is his ability to produce beard101. Four bees can easily kill a dog102. Tentacles with genitalia doesn't reproduce 103. Giant spider warriors can be caught in traps made of grass104. Wearing the head of their dead queen make spiders obey you105. You can hide under your own hat106. Mixing some fruits in a crock pot, creates a glass to contain the mashed fruits107. Meatballs consists of three quarters berries108. Pies made of one fruit and three sticks109. Walruses, the size of bunnies110. Giant rabbits only come out at dusk, normal ones run screaming for their holes at the same time111. Violent bishops112. Protected by head butting horses113. Spiders drop as much meat as hounds114. Most hounds don't have a single tooth115. Bats make as much poop as beefaloes116. Monster Meat Hurts.117. Meat from hounds and meat from Spiders is exactly the same.118. Treeguards have meat.119. The Deerclops exists, despite having no obvious place to hide during summer.120. Lightbulbs, electricity, even a lightning rod, but no lamp posts or genuine permanent light source that doesn't require constant refueling.121. All neutral creatures don't get mad when you shoot them with sleep darts.122. Putting four drumsticks into the crockpot just gives you meatballs. I guess the bones are totally useless, then?123. Earthquakes only ever happen underground, instead of above ground.124. The Pig King values hard rubber bungs and lying robots over food, grass, and other vital things needed to live.125. Reeds are shovel-proof.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

126. Tallbirds are meatier than pigs.127. Lureplants.128. When Lureplants drop veggie meat, despite the fact that it's been ripe on the stalk the whole time, it's rotten the moment you go to pick it up.129. When one Eyeplant gets lit on fire, despite the fact that more often than not, all other eyeplants and the meatbulb are far away from each other, they all light on fire within a few seconds.130. An almighty pissed off treeguard will stop caring if you go and plant a few pinecones.131. Underground rocks almost always have gold in them.132. Apparently, Krampus's sack is usually just a mirage, because most of the time, his sack disappears when he dies.133. Day night cycles consist of morning fading into afternoon, then night, then Maxwell getting tired of waiting for the Grue to munch on the player, and flicking the instant daylight switch.134. When you capture a bird, you can make it eat fruit and spit out seeds. But you can't feed the bird fruit out in the wild. Or anything. Period.135. Regular bird eggs never hatch, but Tallbird egg hatching is a long, involved and irritating process.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

136. If a tallbird egg freezes while hatching, instead of getting some meat or something, you get WET GOOP. Despite the fact that there should be a full smallbird in there.137. Your dreams let you kill enemies, and protect you, but you can't dream a way off the continent you're on.138. Someone actually tried to grow a Metal Potato.139. Instead of a Spider Queen being born in the relative safety of a nest/den, the Queen decides to BE the den at some point.140. The Grue disappears in darkness, but when sanity is low, he just goes right ahead and uses a hand to try and snuff out your campfire.141. A bird can eat 20 Durians, 30 Dragon Fruits, but start having a tantrum if you try to feed it monster meat.142. Sticks are a crockpot item.143. Wilson can make freaking gunpowder, but the idea of using the gunpowder to make something that shoots something bullet-shaped, out of say...maybe, a gun....never occurs to him.

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diegodiegui    1

1 - whence comes lights above the caves?in surface never seen any hole '-'2 - A group of 10 Pingulls cuddly,innocent and and smallare stronger than an army of dogs and Beefalos xD3 - tentacles are genitals to use as a Weapon? o_O

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Mustard    24

Wilson can carry an entire inventory full of marble suits just fine, but when he puts one on he is very, very slow.You can use a stick, some hallucination juice and some gears to make a radio on a stick that acts as a teleporter locator.The beefalo hat has two horns on it, but only takes one to craft.Cooking a dragonfruit with some sticks gets you a pie.There are saplings that never grow into trees and have no leaves.

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Palpetinus    839

A librarian can write and bind a leather book using nothing but two sheets of paper and tentacle genitals.

That's black magic sorcery with an organic sacrifice, i do that all the time.

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Tonguetyd    68

154:Feeding spiky fruits to Pigs makes them turn into Werewolves.155:You can make a Backpack from Grass and Twigs.156:You can attach an axe head to a twig without rope.157:Making a statue out of wood,meat and beard makes you weaker.158:Said statue revives you if you die.159:Tiny poops from Pengulls are as effective as Huge poops from Beefalo.160:A girl that likes fire is immune to it.

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Palpetinus    839

154:Feeding spiky fruits to Pigs makes them turn into Werewolves.155:You can make a Backpack from Grass and Twigs.156:You can attach an axe head to a twig without rope.157:Making a statue out of wood,meat and beard makes you weaker.158:Said statue revives you if you die.159:Tiny poops from Pengulls are as effective as Huge poops from Beefalo.160:A girl that likes fire is immune to it.

155 and 156 could totally work.It just looks differently than how it logically would.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

Excellent. The first Edition of the Don't Starve Logic Compendium is now finished! Later on, when the game is further in development, there may be enough new crazy logic to warrant a second edition. Still listening to suggestions, though. Don't let that stop you from posting nonsensical Don't Starve Logics.

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Silentdarkness1    1161

The Don't Starve Logical Compendium

160 "Don't Starve Logic" moments.

1. Grass-Armor

2. You can run right into a herd of Beefalo and start shepherding all the baby beefalo away, and the parents won't give a crap.(Unless it's their season)

3. The crockpot works without having to light a fire.

4. how the hell would I make a science machine with 3 gold, 4 logs, and 4 rocks.. While I can't make a single shovel...

5.You can make purple carpets out of gray beefalo hair but not gray carpets.

6. cant sleep on ground

7. Gold is more durable than flint.

8. We can carry entire sections of wall in our pockets.

9. Cooking things on a fire results in them getting sliced.

10. Crockpot magically creates tableware.

11. We can carry manure in our pocket without it contaminating our food that is in that same pocket.

12. We can make boards and cut stones with our bare hands.

13. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.

14. We can make science machines that break laws of physics and create unspeakable magic. But can't make doors.

15. pig people.

16. Oh? A living plant is following me - I should eat it

17. Beard Hair? - More lives

18. Surrounded by monsters - I should sleep

19. This log from the treeguard is screaming - I shall keep it

20. A strange creature is following me - I'll shove my poop and food into him for storage.

21. We can plant butterflies.

22. We can't break logs but from meat effigy logs can we break?

23. We don't need do drink anything

24. We don't need to go to toilet

25 We can heal hunger damge using a banage..

26. Tents will set themselves up and magically disappear after being used too much.

27. Winter and summer each last less than a month.

28. Dead people are often buried with their bath plugs and garden gnomes.

29. You can make jerky in two days. (IRL it takes a few weeks at the very least.)

30. Spoiled vegetables will be fine again if you put them next to fresh veggies.

31. Cooking meat in a crock pot will magically conjure a large pot to hold the resulting stew.

32. You can eat said pot along with the stew.

33. You can make a thermometer with wood and gold. (The glass and mercury will simply appear.)

34. You can keep yourself from freezing in the winter if you have a beard.

35. A librarian can make books with magic abilities.

36. A man can rip his clothes and regrow them.

37. An infinite lighter.

38. A mime with infinite balloons.

39. Respawning pigs and merms.

40. Butter from butterflies.

41. Maxwell is even having to survive in the 1st place.

42. wickerbottom can control lightning with an alchemy engine, but Wilson the genius can't with a shadow manipulator

43. flattened logs<beard hair scraps for fire

44. You GAIN sanity if a bipedal pig is stalking you?!?!?!

45. Wickerbottom examin beefalo: hmm looks like a bos taurus. examine wool: long folicles harvesed from the beefalo. now she know's the animal's name.

46. You can put poop on nearly anything and it will instantly grow.

47.There are evil hands that will put out your fire.

48.Your hallucinations, which are not physical, will eat you.

49.You can jump down the throat of a massive worm and magically teleport to another location.

50.There are lobsters made from rock which have impossibly flexible feelers.

51.3 merms live in one ruined house which appears as though it can only barely hold one.

52.You can eat lightbulbs.

53. Feeding a pig some petals causes it to instantly produce, quite a large pile of poop

54. Only one in four pigs have skin and those pigs, however, don't have anything in their skin

55. Said pigs heads yield 2 skins when impaled on spikes

56. Strapping feathers and the genitalia of large tentacles to your head makes animals think you are a bird

57. Some dogs yield gems when they die

58. Walruses have the nicest hats available in the whole game

59. Most bats don't have wings

60. Some spiders consists only of their glands

61. There are no pants available

62. Pigs have kings who give you gold for crap

63. There are "evil" flowers

64. Using a live vegetable and other stuff results in flute that puts animals to sleep

65. A person able to build houses for pigs, putting together a teleportation device, build resurrection machines, reviving amulets, etc, are still not able to build a boat to sail away from a goddamn island

66.living tree beasts drop meat

67.the best warmth-giving headgear is as as good as the best warmth-giving body gear, despite covering probably less than 10% as much area (big-head art style notwithstanding)

68. The Icebox works without any apparent power supply.

69. WX-78 never rusts or at the very least, has to perform self-maintenance.

70. Otto von Chesterfield never gets hungry.

71. Monster Meat.

72. You can eat wet goop. As if it was a good idea.

73. You can make explosives out of a rotten egg, yellow crap from a rock, and charcoal.

74. Wilson seems to think it's a good idea to try and harvest honey from a bee box without smoking the bees first.

75. A Box Thing takes up the same amount of space as 20 wooden logs, or Deerclops Eyeballs.

76. Despite the fact that Wendy is likely very young, she can mine rocks and chop trees just as well as Wolfgang.

77. Wes somehow has the right to exist. JK. The walking cane lets a character walk faster. Irl, a walking cane generally makes you go slower.

78. Walruses can craft Scottish hats.

79. Charlie can somehow completely surround you when you're in darkness, and completely vanish into thin air when you get out a torch or other light source.

80. Charlie never sets off any tooth traps or other such alarm systems.

81. Honey spoils.

82. As does butter.

83. When you kill a bird, you get either morsel or just one feather.

84. You can kill anything with enough whacks of a flimsy flint-on-a-stick and dodging...and you never run out of breath.

85. You can kill bees, flies and butterflies with a spear.

86. And your fists.

87. Powdercakes, the essential permanent survival food, is absolutely useless, despite lasting almost forever.

88. Fish+Sticks=Fishsticks

89. Using a spear to make a staff doesn't give you back your flint.

90. The Deerclops's legs are way too tiny for a body like that.

91. Every walrus seen has a Tam'O Shanter but only a small number drop it

92. Hounds that catch on fire upon death

93. You need to mine about four boulders to create a firepit, half the size of one boulder

94. Pigs talk and claim to love you for giving them spider meat

95. Massive horns break after blowing them 5 times

96. You don't get any antlers from deerclopses

97. Bushes are not renewable

98. Some trees don't reproduce

99. Beefaloes give birth after 0 days of pregnancy

100. The most useful thing about a scientist is his ability to produce beard

101. Four bees can easily kill a dog

102. Tentacles with genitalia doesn't reproduce

103. Giant spider warriors can be caught in traps made of grass

104. Wearing the head of their dead queen make spiders obey you

105. You can hide under your own hat

106. Mixing some fruits in a crock pot, creates a glass to contain the mashed fruits

107. Meatballs consists of three quarters berries

108. Pies made of one fruit and three sticks

109. Walruses, the size of bunnies

110. Giant rabbits only come out at dusk, normal ones run screaming for their holes at the same time

111. Violent bishops

112. Protected by head butting horses

113. Spiders drop as much meat as hounds

114. Most hounds don't have a single tooth

115. Bats make as much poop as beefaloes

116. Monster Meat Hurts.

117. Meat from hounds and meat from Spiders is exactly the same.

118. Treeguards have meat.

119. The Deerclops exists, despite having no obvious place to hide during summer.

120. Lightbulbs, electricity, even a lightning rod, but no lamp posts or genuine permanent light source that doesn't require constant refueling.

121. All neutral creatures don't get mad when you shoot them with sleep darts.

122. Putting four drumsticks into the crockpot just gives you meatballs. I guess the bones are totally useless, then?

123. Earthquakes only ever happen underground, instead of above ground.

124. The Pig King values hard rubber bungs and lying robots over food, grass, and other vital things needed to live.

125. Reeds are shovel-proof.

126. Tallbirds are meatier than pigs.

127. Lureplants.

128. When Lureplants drop veggie meat, despite the fact that it's been ripe on the stalk the whole time, it's rotten the moment you go to pick it up.

129. When one Eyeplant gets lit on fire, despite the fact that more often than not, all other eyeplants and the meatbulb are far away from each other, they all light on fire within a few seconds.

130. An almighty pissed off treeguard will stop caring if you go and plant a few pinecones.

131. Underground rocks almost always have gold in them.

132. Apparently, Krampus's sack is usually just a mirage, because most of the time, his sack disappears when he dies.

133. Day night cycles consist of morning fading into afternoon, then night, then Maxwell getting tired of waiting for the Grue to munch on the player, and flicking the instant daylight switch.

134. When you capture a bird, you can make it eat fruit and spit out seeds. But you can't feed the bird fruit out in the wild. Or anything. Period.

135. Regular bird eggs never hatch, but Tallbird egg hatching is a long, involved and irritating process.

136. If a tallbird egg freezes while hatching, instead of getting some meat or something, you get WET GOOP. Despite the fact that there should be a full smallbird in there.

137. Your dreams let you kill enemies, and protect you, but you can't dream a way off the continent you're on.

138. Someone actually tried to grow a Metal Potato.

139. Instead of a Spider Queen being born in the relative safety of a nest/den, the Queen decides to BE the den at some point.

140. The Grue disappears in darkness, but when sanity is low, he just goes right ahead and uses a hand to try and snuff out your campfire.

141. A bird can eat 20 Durians, 30 Dragon Fruits, but start having a tantrum if you try to feed it monster meat.

142. Sticks are a crockpot item.

143. Wilson can make freaking gunpowder, but the idea of using the gunpowder to make something that shoots something bullet-shaped, out of say...maybe, a gun....never occurs to him.

144. There is light in the caves coming from the ceiling in some areas, despite the fact that all the sinkholes are plugged.

145. A group of 10 cute, cuddly Pengulls are stronger than an equal pack of hounds.

146. You use tentacle genitals as a weapon.

147.Wilson can carry an entire inventory full of marble suits just fine, but when he puts one on he is very, very slow.

148.You can use a stick, some hallucination juice and some gears to make a radio on a stick that acts as a teleporter locator.

149.The beefalo hat has two horns on it, but only takes one to craft.

150.Cooking a dragonfruit with some sticks gets you a pie.

151.There are saplings that never grow into trees and have no leaves.

152.A cursed canadian can turn into a beaver after chopping too many trees.

153.A librarian can write and bind a leather book using nothing but two sheets of paper and tentacle genitals.

154:Feeding spiky fruits to Pigs makes them turn into Werewolves.

155:You can make a Backpack from Grass and Twigs.

156:You can attach an axe head to a twig without rope.

157:Making a statue out of wood,meat and beard makes you weaker.

158:Said statue revives you if you die.

159:Tiny poops from Pengulls are as effective as Huge poops from Beefalo.

160:A girl that likes fire is immune to it.

Edited by Silentdarkness1

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