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Don't Starve Multiplayer! [REUP] [SPOILERS]

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Battal    9888

[iMPORTANT NOTE]
This is a reupload and an update to a thread I posted a while back, but was closed due to some noob asking for multiplayer on it. Please note that any posters who post content NOT RELATED to the story on this thread will receive a negative reputation point for derailment. Post your ideas for Multiplayer on another thread OR just check this thread from the devs: http://forums.kleientertainment.com/showthread.php?4406-Multiplayer .

THE STORY BEGINS HERE

Haha, I bet you thought this was a suggestion for multiplayer. It's actually a cautionary tale, set in an alternate dimension in which Don't Starve Multiplayer is a reality. It is a tale set in the chat bar of one of these games. Unnecessary? Maybe. But with all these suggestions of multiplayer, I had to put in my own, logical idea into it all.

SEASON ONE
PART ONE: THE GRIEF

Rick joined the game.
Bill joined the game.
Stan joined the game.
Bill: OMFG Im so glad they added multiplyr!
Stan: Ikr bro! Its so lgit!
Rick: Yeah bro. You guy wana check out my place? I got a shadow manip!
Stan: LEGIT BROAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Give me your loc!
Bill: Yeah, I want to ctoo!
Rick: K guys, I'll BRB.
Rick left the game.
Bill: K, lets do it!
Stan: I got da hammer.
Bill: Lol! He's gonna b rage!
Rick joined the game.
Rick: Yo wassup.
Rick: HAY! WTF happened to my shadow manip?!?!
Bill: Idk bro, derrclps?
Rick: Yo're all asshuls! Fick you!
Rick left the game.

PART TWO: ONWARD TO ADVENTURE

Bill: I found a robot thiohngy over here. Come checkn it out!
Stan: K brt
Stan: Clic on it it says Activat!
Bill: K.
You progress into Adventure Mode.
Bill: Yay we wind!
Bill was brutally slaughtered by Frog Rain
Stan: U nu! I had better keep goin I WILL AVENG U
*Stan somehow makes it to the final level*
Stan: Yay I win fr reals now!
Bill: Hai.
Stan: OMG OMG OMG I THAT U WERE DED
Bill: I had a meta efigy!
Stan: LEGIT BRO K LEFIT
Bill: Lets get wait wats hos name?
Stan: I think its Maxlell.
Bill: Lul lets go!
*Bill is entrapped on the throne and thus unlocks Maxwell*
*Stan is blasted with lightning and goes empty-handed*
Bill: Lul I is Maxlrell!
Stan: I hat you!
Bill was mercilessly murdered by Stan
Bill: OMG I HATT YOU! GO TO HERLL!
Bill left the game.
Stan: Yayz I win!
Stan was somehow killed by Krampus

PART THREE: NOT THINKING WITH PORTALS

Derpfish joined the game.
KulFaceKyle joined the game.
Wickersnapper joined the game.
Derpfish: Lul I got a tp staff! I s cool!
KulFaceKyle: Good for you bro.
Wickersnapper: GET OFF MAH LAWN YA DAMNED BEEFALOS! I WILL GET MAH SHOTGUN!
KulFaceKyle: 0.0
Derpfish: Lul I'm gunna tp a beffalu into ur base! lul
Wickersnapper: I WILL GAT MAH SHOTGUN!
Wickersnapper was mauled to death by a horde of Beefalos
Derpfish: Lul ponashge!
KulFaceKyle: Okay then. Just dont do that to me.
KulFaceKyle's face was smashed off by Deerclops
Derpfish: LULLULULULUL HUE HUE HUE HUE HEU
Derpfish teleported into a lureplant and was eaten alive.

PART FOUR: PigZ (Eh? Get it? DayZ? PigZ? Ugh, nevermind)

Carl joined the game.
Little_Girl joined the game.
Carl: Hey, wtf is all these houses by my place?
Little_Girl: Lul I make those 4 u! The pigs r gonn gaurd ur place!
Carl: I know your tricks, troll. Don't give me that sh*t!
Little_Girl: No, rlly take a frog or somethin ivr there! Pigsl punch t!
Carl: Omg it really works! Thx man!
Night falls...
Carl: I hatre nighttime...so boring
Little_Girl: Ikr! lul
Carl: OMG WTF
Carl was ripped apart by a Werepig
Little_Girl: Lul I knw that wult happen! Huhuehehuehuehue
Little_Girl's fire was put out by a Night Hand!
Little_Girl: NUNUNUNUNINUNINUNUNI
Little_Girl was eaten by Charlie
Carl: Heheheheh! Thats what ya get ya stupid noob! I had a meat effigy! Ha!
Carl starved to death

CHAPTER 5: THE FIRESTARTER by [MENTION=21354]Willette[/MENTION]
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CHAPTER 6: THE DERRCLPS IS COMING

Bill joined the game.
Stan joined the game.
Rick joined the game.

Rick: Oh, no, not you two again...
Stan: Lul I wondur wher ur shadiw makjnipulatuur is broa!
Bill: Lul
Rick: STFU you jackasses! I hope you freeze, cuz its winturr!
Stan: Lul Were amune to colt!
Bill: UR gonnssa frozed to death! Lul
You hear a strange stomping noise.
Bill: UNU
Bill's face was smashed off by Deerclops
Rick: Wut did I tell u?
Stan: No u said wed freeze! He got killed! Lul
*Stan slowly lures Deerclops into Rick's camp*
Stan: Hai I got u a new friewnd!
Rick: OH MY F*CKING GOD
Rick's face was smashed off by Deerclops
Rick: Ha you stupid troll! I have a meat effigy! I AM INVINCIBLE! LOL!
Rick's face was smashed off by Deerclops

PART SEVEN: HUNTING by [MENTION=55155]Lumpy Treeguard[/MENTION]
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CHAPTER 8: TURF WAR
Bill joined the game.
Stan joined the game.
Rick joined the game.

Bill---->Stan: i put a trepo for him.. whenn hey runa over thid plaze he gun be jilled by tentuicles!
Stan---->Bill: Howsonbro?
Bill---->Stan: i place down soms geen turf over aswamp! He gun be kiklled by tentaklies!\
Stan--->Bill: Lul njce lets fdo it
Bill: hai Rickj im killin yuer cows! hueheuheueheuehueehueeheu
Rick: YOU GODDAMN TROLLS! I"M GOING TO SLICE YOU TO BITS! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LOLLING!
Bill: U catched me vfist!
Rick: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FREAKS! I WILL KILL YOU! MYEAHHHHHHH!
Stan: Lul over here! I haz sotolen ur nightmares!
Rick: UUEEEHHHHHHHH!!! IU WILL KILL YOU ANS NO MEET EFFIGYES WILL SAY YOU THIS TIME! MAGHHHHHHHH
Bill: I izv killun ur cows!
Stan: I iz breakin ur sghadiw manipoolater!
Rick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL KILL YOU
Rick: HUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUEBEUEHEUEEHEUHE
Rick's head was cut off by a Tentacle
Bill: Yay we win again! We is teh best
Stan: lul i like pie
Bill: Ikr bro! Pie ia z so gud
Bill was mercilessly murdered by Rick
Rick: HA YOU FOOLS! I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP! IMA GUN KILL YOU!
Stan: c_spawn("Deerclops", 700)
RICK: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



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SEASON ONE FINALE
CHAPTER 9: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU STILL LOSE

Bill joined the game.
Stan joined the game.
Rick joined the game.
Bill---->Stan: tis nexty one us hguunna b epik!
Stan---->Bill: What r we doin.
Bill---->Stan: We r ginna gunpoewder hisas camp ANd let glitghed Mcauslk houndz run thoo it!
Stan:./PM Bill Lul ur waersome!
Stan: Unu.
Rick: Ha! Your evil plans are exposed! Well, come on you goddamn trolls! I'm be wating for ya!
Rick: /give Rick DarkSword 10
Gave 10 Dark Sword to Rick
Rick: /TGM
God mode enabled.
Rick: /setspeed 10
Movement speed set to 10.
Rick: c_spawn("Deerclops, 10")
10 deerclops spawned.
Rick: /tameall
All mobs nearby are now your pets.
Rick: Haha! Now to find them...Go my deerclops! Find him and hurt him as much as possible!
Rick: /pet find Stan
Your pets set out to find Stan.
Bill---->Stan: Wut was day about?
Stan---->Bill: Idk just kep trying to fint the warklurs capm
Bill---->Stan: k
Bill was mercilessly murdered by Rick
Rick: Ha! I knew you were planning something!
Bill: Dude hsax
Rick: That doesn't matter anymore. And now...for the other one!
Rick: c_spawn("Smallbird, 200")
Rick: /tphere Stan
Stan: Dude hoew did i get her! U r haxxteer!
Stan was slowly and painfully pecked to death by a horde of Smallbirds
Bill---->Stan: Gud thing i had a meat effigu. U k?\
Stan---->Bill: I hhadded a tuckston, I'm hk.
Bill---->Stan: We gotta stiury away frum da guuy!
Rick: Yes! Run, you panicked little fools! I WILL FIND YOU! > :grin:
Rick: /revealmap
Map revealed
Rick: I see u!
Stan was mercilessly murdered by Rick
Stan: DUD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rick: This is revange!
Rick: /tp Bill
Rick: Time to end this!
Bill: DIE YOU FREEKIN HAXXER
*Bill throws a boomerang at Rick, but it does no damage and backfires on Bill instead, knocking him on the ground*
Rick: /give Rick FireStaff 1
Rick: Not today.
Bill: AUGGGHHHHH IM ON FIR THE PAIIN OHHHH NOOO
Bill burned to death
Rick: ...I did it. I won! They're dead, I won! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



Your account key has been terminated due to: blatant hacking
Please never buy this game again, spare the good players of your terrible deeds.
Ta ta,
Klei Entertainment

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Season 2 is here! Link to the page:http://forums.kleientertainment.com/index.php?/topic/22243-dont-starve-multiplayer-reup-spoilers/page-5

Edited by Lord_Battal
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CREU    26

1- it would be 2 players co-op and 2 adventure mode would be too hard to code and it proprably would be removed from multiplayer

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Battal    9888

1- it would be 2 players co-op and 2 adventure mode would be too hard to code and it proprably would be removed from multiplayer

Did you even read the important note? A negative rep for you.

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Will    110

Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei.

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Battal    9888

Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei.

An animation WOULD be awesome. But anyway, I'll try to update this as much as I can. It's really fun to write and doesn't take very long either. Trust me, there's a lot of stuff that could be used for trolling purposes. Especially tentacles...>:D

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Nakroma    5

I could try an animation.It would be hilarious because I can't draw.Do you want actually voices or the chat bar in the animation?BTT: This is hilarious

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GreenWyvern    1914

Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei.

Hmmm... what's this about an animation?

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Thank you.

There was a news report about a forest fire on TV as i was watching this.

Whatever Willette draws... BECOMES REAL!

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MycoLogical    1088

*Sarcasm Mode On* Hmm, maybe they should add multiplayer: it'll make the game so much better; I mean, it will encourage teamwork; people are gonna gang up and take and/or destroy all the resources! *Sarcasm Mode Off*

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