poulaillere Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I got an extra key for Dont Starve boys (STEAM ONLY).Make me laugh and you get it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagris Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?..........GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakbilen Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Did you know dolphins are gay sharks? Nuff said.Why do zombies hate fast food? Because we humans are faster than zombies! http://www.google.dk/imgres?um=1&hl=da&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1360&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=PIKkk40a8Pzk9M:&imgrefurl=http://ragecomicarchive.com/2012/04/30/rage-comic-harassment/&docid=168TeRMQ1J0CWM&imgurl=http://ragecomicarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rage-comics-harassment.jpg&w=495&h=720&ei=7eevUILzC8_UsgaptYGoBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=4&vpy=111&dur=348&hovh=271&hovw=186&tx=108&ty=131&sig=116430776319655915490&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=93&start=0&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:83 http://www.memecenter.com/fun/912284/now-even-the-mmost-gat-songs-make-senseLast time i Edit! Steam name: Hakbilen15 Edited November 23, 2012 by Hakbilen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatry Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender looks up and says "For you, no charge."What Happens if you drop a piano in a mine shaft? A flat minor.There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. ( Sh*it Zoo)http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052464537 Edited November 24, 2012 by beatry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleklum Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Two zombies are eating a clown,one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"http://steamcommunity.com/id/Maleklum/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emsaic Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 A man walks into a bar.His alcohol dependency is destroying his family.Admit it, you laughed :J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusonline Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD06JUUXbSQI'm not a funny person, but I have to admit this video was funny.http://steamcommunity.com/id/magusonline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeW Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Please watch the inappropriate content guys. Please check out the Community Standards Policy for rules on conduct here on the forums. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddily Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 So Two Strings are in the desert.First String says, "I am soo thirsty!"Second Strings says, "look I see a bar!"So the first string rushes to the bar and enters. Then ask the bar tender " One glass of water please."Bar tender looks at the string and says, "We don't server your kind around here!"The string leaves and tells his friend about it. Upset and furious, the Second string enters the bar.He ask the bar tender, " Glass of water please." Bar tenders replies, " Are you with that other string?"String Replies, " No sir, I-am-a-frayed-knot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylynne Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 There is a batch of muffins cooking in the oven. One of them turns to another and says: "Man it's hot in here, isn't it?" and the other one says: "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1820 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritishRenegade Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Some idiots, wrote "mong" on all my windows last night.You would not believe how long it took me to lick it all off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sklurm Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 My life is a joke. This game is the only thing that keeps me going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poker134 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of ******* who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of ******* who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again Soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen." Steam name : poker134 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenHavok Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.“And what do you deduce from that?”Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, *Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. *Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. *Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. *Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. *Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?”Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” Thank you! Thank you! Hope it will be better than my past joke.http://steamcommunity.com/id/workorc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semposan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 (edited) A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”not that funny.. i just want the key!Meowmixman - SteamID Edited November 25, 2012 by Semposan forgot something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucasito Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I got an extra key for Dont Starve boys (STEAM ONLY).Make me laugh and you get it !If you don't laugh at this I don't know what will -- HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacomanjaro Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 They wanted to put Chuck Norris face on Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusonline Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I've concluded that the guy was not intending to give away his copy and just wanted to laugh [at us trying] and so he wins at his own game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossiethecow Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Michael Jackson and a child molester enters a bar.He orders a drink.Ba Dum Tss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hegel183 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Superman is bored so he wants to go out.He calls Batman but hes out with Robin.Then he calls the Invisible man.But he does not answer. Later Superman flies thru city and he sees with his super eye Wonder Woman in the window completely naked and with legs wide spread. Superman thinks ''If i have supersonic speed I can enter, do my thing and leave.'' So he does that and later when he flies away and he hears Wonder Woman saying : ''What was that?!'' And invisible man replyes : ''I don't know but my ass hurts so much!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeman44 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?...........Roberto Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? .......cause it's POINTLESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blade98 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
negatyve Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I really hope you are not a girl... A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.Physical properties:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with love and care,3. very bitter when mishandled.Chemical properties:1. Very reactive,2. Highly unstable,3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.Nature:1. Money reducing agent.2. Volatile when left alone.Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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