Which Faction will you join?  

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  1. 1. Which Faction will you join?



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I want YOU to join the cause.

The pigs and the merms have been in a bloody war for decades. Both forces have their made their home throughout the wild and unforgiving isles. Countless casualties have met their end in battle and their heads have been mounted on pikes in each village of their counterpart.

The tension has risen, troops gather, and weapons are readied. This war is coming to an end soon, but who will be the victor. It is up to YOU to decide who wins and loses.

Battles will be fought and lives will be lost, so you better be ready when you sign up for the pigs or the merms.

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Willette    3670

That. Is. EXCELLENT. And I choose the ones which help me kill a deerclops. Beefaloes! Oh...wait, no beefalo option. Then its... PIGS!

haha, thanks. These forums always give me ideas

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Battal    9887

Those headed hats SHALL ROLL! Long live the Merms!(who did actually save my swamp camp being demolished by 5 angry treegaurds)

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BarovSoap    878

While I like pigs more, the merms have the fighting down much better. 4 or 5 merms in one house with 3 houses would be enough to take down a lot of pigs in a smaller area.

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Not to mention Merms live in swamps and survive off killing tentacle as a living. That's badass. Also if you join the merms they will ally themselves with you just like the pigs. But pigs won't help you anymore and will attack you on site. And vise verse.

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Shop Keeper    12

If the merms form a swamp alliance, they will be unstoppable. Their mosquito scouts can drain the blood of the pigs and form outposts inside the frog ponds. And while tentacles can only be a home guard, as they cant leave the swamp, they will gain access to the tentacle graveyard to use as weapons. Along with that, they can use their spikey bushes as traps, and reeds as bait. Long live the merms! Death to the king of pigs!

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SharpNomo    79

The pigs have already set up a government, can communicate, can wear hats including football helms, and don't live in tentacle infested environments that whittle down their ranks constantly. Pigs definitely have the advantage in this fight.

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The pigs have already set up a government, can communicate, can wear hats including football helms, and don't live in tentacle infested environments that whittle down their ranks constantly. Pigs definitely have the advantage in this fight.

The merms can communicate, you pig lovers just can't understand them. Our diet has plenty of fish in it and everybody knows fish makes you smart. And merms are much tougher then pigs, they will in the most inhospitable place and still are the boss in those parts.

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Battal    9887

The pig king is a useless, immobile pile of fat and flesh. 3 merms can errradicate an entire pig village, so your combat argument is invalid.

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