Beeremy the III

Wigfrid has been arrested for breaking several federal laws, as shown through a brief rundown of her perks.

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DaZoul    3388
22 minutes ago, Beeremy the III said:

yup that's the post

Yeah, and there isn't that much point to it. People can just check the wiki, and I'm pretty sure that people who regularly visit the forums already know very well what Wigfrid does

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HowlVoid    4342

Wigfrid makes the most expensive toilet paper.

Comes in handy for her stinky poo poo.

Edit: I like that the comment above mine is big brain and mine is smol smooth brain time, oh yeah. 

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Mike23Ua    11201

I’m sad you didn’t say she was short, dumb and stinky.

Short because she’s not as tall as Maxwell (shown as fact in her animated short)

Dumb because she thinks she’s a mighty Viking warrior but she’s only pretending to be one in a opera role.

Stinky because she kills many many things up close & personally and showers in the paint of War.

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ALCRD    525
17 minutes ago, Mike23Ua said:

I’m sad you didn’t say she was short, dumb and stinky.

Short because she’s not as tall as Maxwell (shown as fact in her animated short)

Dumb because she thinks she’s a mighty Viking warrior but she’s only pretending to be one in a opera role.

Stinky because she kills many many things up close & personally and showers in the paint of War.

The Stinky part is somewhat spot on due to other fact too. Remember her quote about her "battle boots" when inspecting a Durian?

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Horsheen    223
On 9/20/2021 at 7:03 PM, HowlVoid said:

Wigfrid makes the most expensive toilet paper.

Comes in handy for her stinky poo poo.

Edit: I like that the comment above mine is big brain and mine is smol smooth brain time, oh yeah. 

That's Winona bruv

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Mobbstar    14122
11 minutes ago, Horsheen said:

That's Winona bruv

Nope, Wigfrids is more expensive.

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Edit: It should be noted that this kind of toilet paper is reusable

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ShadowDuelist    9237
On 9/20/2021 at 1:28 PM, Beeremy the III said:

The Weapon One I Forgot The Name Of makes people's weapons drain durability faster.

Slower*
 

Spoiler

Yes, I’m that stinky.:cool2:

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Horsheen    223
9 minutes ago, Mobbstar said:

Nope, Wigfrids is more expensive.

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Edit: It should be noted that this kind of toilet paper is reusable

****, my bad. I'll take tape over songs any day, you can wax while you wipe!

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ALCRD    525
34 minutes ago, prettynuggets said:

smh i actually dont mind wigfrid but her voice is somehow too loud . need play on mute . or my ears bleed .

I know some people who are like this in real life.

Granted they dont talk in instruments but are as loud as ones.

Kinda fits with Wigfrids theme ngl.

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Horsheen    223
6 minutes ago, ALCRD said:

I know some people who are like this in real life.

Granted they dont talk in instruments but are as loud as ones.

Kinda fits with Wigfrids theme ngl.

Me IRL

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__IvoCZE__    9467
On 9/21/2021 at 4:39 AM, HowlVoid said:

Idk about everyone else but I've lost all my braincells recently.

Idk something about wanda idk based opinion

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