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Quotes from People You Know

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fierysage1    963

Heya people, if y'all didn't know already, I love myself some quotes. And although Klei has created some amazing quotes for the characters we know and love, what about quotes from people we know in real life? 

Here's a place where if a friend/enemy/teacher/student/stranger of yours says something that sounds hilarious (or just memorable/makes you feel happy :love_heart:), you can share it here!

Some quotes of my own to start off with:

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  • Friend 1: "Hey wait!! That's illegal! I'm a boy!!!"
    Friend 2: "Not anymore!"
    Friend 1: "WHAT??!!"

 

  • "Anyone who eats your monster is genetically and evolutionarily evolved to die!"

 

  • "You'll never forget yataragasu
    Oh wait I forgot
    it's
    yatagarasu"

 

  • "I need a long word."
    "T-rex but the long one."

 

  • "I ONCE HAD JINGLE BELLS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR TWO YEARS"

 

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ZeeDragon    2588

"I might run over the HEB man"

"Ha! Little blood and gut puddle on the floor"

"I had to climb down a boulder! WITH A BUSH!"

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Wumpus the 19th    1251

"Look, I don't need your entire life story. I just need your name, your loyalty, and an approximate amount of bullets you can withstand before dying."

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Owlrus    5119

Not exactly funny, but it certainly left an impression on me.

"It's easier to change your circumstances than it is to change your attitude, because on one hand you can get from point A to point
B with a little dedication, but changing your attitude requires you to convince yourself of something you may not believe in every single day."

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HellHeater    1231

Him: do you know whos gay?

Me: us

Him: united states is gay lemaao

Edited by HellHeater
Typed lemaao wrong

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fierysage1    963
  • "Dang, that kid really didn't want Marcus to smell like cheese."

 

  •  "STOP CRACKING FAKE EGGS ON MY KNEES!"

 

  • Friend 1: "Wait, did I big brain it wrong...?"
    Friend 2: "If you did it WRONG, then you DIDN'T. BIG BRAIN IT."

 

  • me: "sO, how does it feel to be a fAiLUrE?"
    Friend: " n o r m a l . "

 

  • "HUH
    WHAT WAS THE CEREMONY LIKE--
    HOW DID THE TOWER CONSENT"

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BezKa    2996

"Why do I have priority, if someone also wants the goat they can take it

I'm joking, we're gonna fight for it."

 

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Blue Moth    6284

i don't know who said it, but someone engraved this on the wall in one of the bathroom stalls at my school:

"don't be afraid to fart while you pee, for there is no rain without THUNDER!"

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