a bin of cake Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Heya people, if y'all didn't know already, I love myself some quotes. And although Klei has created some amazing quotes for the characters we know and love, what about quotes from people we know in real life? Here's a place where if a friend/enemy/teacher/student/stranger of yours says something that sounds hilarious (or just memorable/makes you feel happy ), you can share it here! Some quotes of my own to start off with: Spoiler Friend 1: "Hey wait!! That's illegal! I'm a boy!!!" Friend 2: "Not anymore!" Friend 1: "WHAT??!!" "Anyone who eats your monster is genetically and evolutionarily evolved to die!" "You'll never forget yataragasu Oh wait I forgot it's yatagarasu" "I need a long word." "T-rex but the long one." "I ONCE HAD JINGLE BELLS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR TWO YEARS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellHeater Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 "ANSWER [02:14] YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP [02:14] MAINLY BECAUSE YOU DONT SLEEP" i wasnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 "Do you know hack it school? It means to Hack it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTheNecromancer Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 "I might run over the HEB man" "Ha! Little blood and gut puddle on the floor" "I had to climb down a boulder! WITH A BUSH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumpus the 19th Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 "Look, I don't need your entire life story. I just need your name, your loyalty, and an approximate amount of bullets you can withstand before dying." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlrust Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Not exactly funny, but it certainly left an impression on me. "It's easier to change your circumstances than it is to change your attitude, because on one hand you can get from point A to point B with a little dedication, but changing your attitude requires you to convince yourself of something you may not believe in every single day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTheNecromancer Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 "I GOT HOBO FEET!" "Smooth baby armpit." - My little brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellHeater Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Him: do you know whos gay? Me: us Him: united states is gay lemaao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bin of cake Posted July 7, 2021 Author Share Posted July 7, 2021 "Dang, that kid really didn't want Marcus to smell like cheese." "STOP CRACKING FAKE EGGS ON MY KNEES!" Friend 1: "Wait, did I big brain it wrong...?" Friend 2: "If you did it WRONG, then you DIDN'T. BIG BRAIN IT." me: "sO, how does it feel to be a fAiLUrE?" Friend: " n o r m a l . " "HUH WHAT WAS THE CEREMONY LIKE-- HOW DID THE TOWER CONSENT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BezKa Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 "Why do I have priority, if someone also wants the goat they can take it I'm joking, we're gonna fight for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Moth Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 i don't know who said it, but someone engraved this on the wall in one of the bathroom stalls at my school: "don't be afraid to fart while you pee, for there is no rain without THUNDER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightfallsCurse Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 "I wish my wallet came with free refills" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTheNecromancer Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 "WHY DO THEY KEEP SUBTRACTING?!?! WHY CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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