RoughCactus69

Comical Deaths: From Here to There.

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Cheggf    3314

A beefalo in heat riding past someone who was extremely injured and not wearing armor for some reason bucked the rider off the moment they got close to the injured person. It immediately, without even needing to move, headbutted the injured player once, killing them instantly before the rider even touched the ground.

It doesn't sound particularly funny in text form, it doesn't really convey how instantly everything happened. I wish I was recording, it was pretty funny looking.

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I learned how to make a streamer laugh at my misfortune and beg me to come back because of my comically bad deaths, I got struck by a meteriod and killed, killed as wes by my own balloons. Struck by lighting ON STREAM INFRONT OF 200 PEOPLE L I V E sending the owner into the darkness and d i e, and before that mock a mactusk that it can't get me, and get an instant karma death by masktusk.

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HowlVoid    2475

So brought deerclops to fight a sleeping bearger because I didn't want to deal with it. 

Bearger proceeds to sleep me and deerclops and begins pummeling him. I stood nearby because I wanted to watch the carnage. After killing deerclops bearger begins to run towards me while I slept.

"Wait a minute... I didn't hit you"

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I died in my sleep that day. I had forgotten I had honey in my pockets. I wasn't wearing armor so it killed me rather quickly and painlessly, thanks bearger. 

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__IvoCZE__    9080
3 hours ago, Resul said:

My grandpa is colorblind and diabet. Last week he took M&M's instead of his pills. Well, you know the rest

This went from 0 to 100 fast.

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RoughCactus69    385
1 hour ago, Mike23Ua said:

Sigh.. I’m never ever EVER going to be able to top this-

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The sad part is this is DS single players adventures mode.. and I believe this was like chapter 3 or 4 that I made this mistake within.

This is honestly incredible. I thought you were going to die via monster meat. THis small video has such an amazing turn of events.

 

Death via coconut........ yikes.......

 

I'm personally still waiting on death via mole. It will happen eventually.

Sincerely,

Cactus

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9 minutes ago, RoughCactus69 said:

This is honestly incredible. I thought you were going to die via monster meat. THis small video has such an amazing turn of events.

 

Death via coconut........ yikes.......

 

I'm personally still waiting on death via mole. It will happen eventually.

Sincerely,

Cactus

How?

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RoughCactus69    385
12 minutes ago, TheGoldenDonut_ said:

How?

Like the other guy said, from cave-ins. When a cave in happens rocks, gems, minerals, rabbits, moles, etc can fall from the ceiling. I'm waiting for a mole to cave my skull in.

 

Sincerely,

Cactus

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__IvoCZE__    9080
37 minutes ago, RoughCactus69 said:

I'm waiting for a mole to cave my skull in.

Gotta visit a dermatologist in the purgatory afterwards

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CaptainChaotica    6037
8 hours ago, SkepticnotCynic said:

Didn't happen to me but the streamer Don't Starve Jazzy. 

https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialTastyTruffleNotLikeThis

To be fair in the moment of panic all brain related functions turn off.

That reminds me of that part in Sips' early Don't Starve days, where he was like "Wait.  What's happening.  Why did the screen go all red?  Am I about to be attacked?!" (pulls out spear and puts on logsuit) "Okay I'm ready.  Come at me.  Where are you?" etc.

SEVERAL DENTED KEYBOARDS AND HOARSE THROATS FROM YELLING AT THE SCREEN LATER, "Oh, it's because I forgot to eat!"

(smacks. forehead.)  I mean, it's not like that's the mechanic the game is NAMED after, or anything...
(this episode, clip starts at around 18:00 in)

As for my own silly deaths, well I do have a couple stories, but for now I'll just go with my shortest-to-explain stupid ending:  
Death by cotton candy.

XD

...Notorious

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wigfrids hat    5198
11 hours ago, RoughCactus69 said:

Like the other guy said, from cave-ins. When a cave in happens rocks, gems, minerals, rabbits, moles, etc can fall from the ceiling. I'm waiting for a mole to cave my skull in.

 

Sincerely,

Cactus

i was in a world where someone died from a rabbit clonking them, does that count? i've also personally died from a piece of gold XD

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Notecja    1953
2 hours ago, gaymime said:

i've also personally died from a piece of gold XD

That's very fancy death!

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Frog rain, me and a friend escape on a boat, lightning strikes my friend who chose to play the playable lightning rod and out boat breaks killing him and i get killed by frogs when i wash up, and then Ivo rolled a 1 out of 100, a ONE

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