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I sorta want to make a page on things that happened in life that, after a few weeks, months, or even years, just makes you go "Wow, What the hell was i thinking on doing THAT?

I'd say my most "Why the heck did i do that" story has to be the time i went to six flags with my class, Now i was in a little bit of a prizey mood, you know, i actually brought my CS:GO wallet and got a bunch of Quarters for the arcade machines, Now, i'm sure it was like near the end of the school year, not sure if it was in high school or middle school, but i went to a school where its both middle and high school, so it isn't really the main point of this,

The buses got to six flags, and it was fun-ish, now i remember what i got, I was also susceptible to peer pressure, but not the drug kind, just the questionable intellect kind as i got a bag of sour gummy rocks and a 5 hour energy, i remember it so much because of what happens further on,
 

i was having an OK time, i played a few games, rode a few rides, but then, the adrenaline (or in this case) joy high ran off, i didn't really feel like riding other rides, and i didn't have any quarters left, heck, i didn't have any MONEY left, i think, and worst of all, i didn't really feel like riding any roller coasters, even though i went on what could be considered a roller coaster, but it spins, and another spinny ride that i cant really remember, long story short, i was kinda a hypocrite, and lunch was pretty eh, i mean, grilled chicken? not judging it too harshly but really? so i left six flags without getting my hand stamped...

Without getting my hand stamped...

WITHOUT GETTING MY HAND STAMPED

i didn't get my hand stamped because i was thinking i was being edgy or something? but anyway, i had to survive on water and i even used the empty 5 hour energy bottle as a makeshift canteen, didn't hold that much water but still, better than nothing,

Now while i was trying to survive, and eventually i got some shelter on the buses, What I didn't know was that the rest of the people were looking for me, but i could have sworn i thought i told someone, but then again it was kinda far back so idunno, long story short, they found me, and everything is still fine,

as for recent stories, the most recent is that i tried to sign up for an account on the klei shop, but i accidentally put | in it, not sure how, but i did it, im hoping to get it fixed so i get the email to my original email but yeah,

and for a not so recent but not so far back story, i was feeling hungry for something, so i decided to make 2 burritos with mozzarella cheese, only problem, my dad kinda broke the microwave trying to bake a potato with tinfoil on, Now i'm no Gordon Ramsey or Gordon Freeman. but im not sure you are supposed to microwave a potato with tinfoil in,

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Xenologist    1,285

I once stapled one of my index fingers in kindergarden.

I've also been told that, one time while I was having a fit on the old kitchen floor of my old house, and I had hit my head on it once, and then realized it was hard and rolled onto the nearby carpet.

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NormalPinkerton    1,052
13 minutes ago, Lammarr said:

DO NOT EAT SOAP AT 3AM!!! (I DIED?!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (GONE WRONG!!!)

I made a youtuber version, sorry.

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NSAiswatchingus    2,055

Ohhhh man. I feel like I've got 100 great stories but few I can share with a younger audience. 

Here's a wild one that's still on the clean side. My senior year of highschool I was in a fairly popular pop/hardcore band and had signed us up to play our school's annual Fight for the Cure event to raise money for cancer. 4 bands with members from our school get to play 3 songs each on a stage set up in the cafeteria. Most of the time, the students in the bands get friends and family to show up to support. Since my band had some local cred we had around 200 people show up to see us play. All paying an entry fee that goes to a cancer research foundation $$$. 

Well, the school was NOT prepared to handle a crowd of that size in any way. My band was on last and the crowd was pretty unruly as this point. The school had made it explicitly clear that there was to be zero moshing, but by the end of our first song the school was unable to enforce that rule. 

I couldn't see from on stage but apparently the vice principal had been trampled in the ruckus and the armed police officer providing security had to pull him out. Parent chaperones are trying to pull kids out of the chaos but there's just too many bodies pushing against each other. There's a full on riot happening, but from my perspective everything looks like a normal hardcore show. 

As we're starting the last song, the Student Council president makes their way to thr front of the stage and is screaming at me to shut it down. Unfortunately, he made it just in time to get a face full of me spit spraying water into the crowd. He retreats back manages to get the power pulled to the speakers during our last breakdown. The crowd slows the moshing, except two guys are actually fighting in the crowd. Teacher, parents, and admins are working to disperse the crowd. Lights come up. A student organizer rushed the stage screaming and berating our confused band.

We quickly packed everything up and unloaded it out of a back door to our van. The weekend passes and I get through my entire Monday of classes until 7th hour when I get called to the principal's office...

I get to the office and all the staff there looks pissed. I stride into the principal's office and I'm informed that I'm being given Out of School Suspension for a week for, and I quote, "inciting a riot". My mom was thankfully at the show and saw how the entire thing played out. I was in no trouble at home for it, AND my girlfriend and the time just so happen to have O.S.S. for a week too. I spent the entire week playing Left4Dead 2 online and hanging out with her. Not a bad punishment for what got to become a legendary moment at our school. 

Rock-N-Roll baby!

 

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16 hours ago, Canis said:

When I was like 3 or 4, I was running around my old house. A family member had their boat or something on our driveway and the fam were helping wash it since it was dirty or something. Me, being the toddler I was, was bouncing off the walls and, well, being a toddler, despite my parents constantly telling me to sit down in the front doorway. When they told me to go back, I was up and around like 10 seconds later. When nobody is looking, I wandered to the side of the house, which was cluttered with weeds and stuff that went up to my toddler-sized waist. I was running, and then I fell in a hole that I didn't know existed in my backyard. It felt like I took a dive in a swimming pool or something.

Turns out, it was an open septic tank, or sewage thing, or whatever. Long story short, I got covered head to toe in poop, and my OCD-crippled mom was having muscle spasms around me for the next week, despite several showers and hose-downs.

i guess you could say that you accidently got into some crap?

 

8 hours ago, Xenologist said:

I once stapled one of my index fingers in kindergarden.

I've also been told that, one time while I was having a fit on the old kitchen floor of my old house, and I had hit my head on it once, and then realized it was hard and rolled onto the nearby carpet.

Oof, i know how stapling your fingers feels like, 

 

3 minutes ago, NSAiswatchingus said:

Ohhhh man. I feel like I've got 100 great stories but few I can share with a younger audience. 

Here's a wild one that's still on the clean side. My senior year of highschool I was in a fairly popular pop/hardcore band and had signed us up to play our school's annual Fight for the Cure event to raise money for cancer. 4 bands with members from our school get to play 3 songs each on a stage set up in the cafeteria. Most of the time, the students in the bands get friends and family to show up to support. Since my band had some local cred we had around 200 people show up to see us play. All paying an entry fee that goes to a cancer research foundation $$$. 

Well, the school was NOT prepared to handle a crowd of that size in any way. My band was on last and the crowd was pretty unruly as this point. The school had made it explicitly clear that there was to be zero moshing, but by the end of our first song the school was unable to enforce that rule. 

I couldn't see from on stage but apparently the vice principal had been trampled in the ruckus and the armed police officer providing security had to pull him out. Parent chaperones are trying to pull kids out of the chaos but there's just too many bodies pushing against each other. There's a full on riot happening, but from my perspective everything looks like a normal hardcore show. 

As we're starting the last song, the Student Council president makes their way to thr front of the stage and is screaming at me to shut it down. Unfortunately, he made it just in time to get a face full of me spit spraying water into the crowd. He retreats back manages to get the power pulled to the speakers during our last breakdown. The crowd slows the moshing, except two guys are actually fighting in the crowd. Teacher, parents, and admins are working to disperse the crowd. Lights come up. A student organizer rushed the stage screaming and berating our confused band.

We quickly packed everything up and unloaded it out of a back door to our van. The weekend passes and I get through my entire Monday of classes until 7th hour when I get called to the principal's office...

I get to the office and all the staff there looks pissed. I stride into the principal's office and I'm informed that I'm being given Out of School Suspension for a week for, and I quote, "inciting a riot". My mom was thankfully at the show and saw how the entire thing played out. I was in no trouble at home for it, AND my girlfriend and the time just so happen to have O.S.S. for a week too. I spent the entire week playing Left4Dead 2 online and hanging out with her. Not a punishment for what got to become a legendary moment at our school. 

Rock-N-Roll baby!

 

That sounds pretty radical, also, kinda expected that high school students would mosh, i mean, high school was pretty crazy,

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Monfamen    3

I played a few games, rode a few rides, but then, the adrenaline  joy high ran off, i didn't really feel like riding other rides.:D

 

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GetNerfedOn    3,244

If you guys are bragging about eating soap, lemme share this:

Enter 3-year-old GNO walking around his home, having nothing to do and no books to read.

He thinks "hmm, this brand of cloth soap smells nicer than toothpaste! Lemme brush my teeth with it!" So he loads up his toothbrush with wads of the fragrant blue detergent soap...

And a few seconds later he's both spitting and swallowing the extremely bitter, acrid taste of soap from his mouth, dipping his entire head into a tub of water and desperàtely gargling to get rid of the soap.

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