GetNerfedOn Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 So, taking inspiration from @Mike23Ua, I've decided to start a thread like this based on the forum wars. Here are the rules: - You may tack in a sentence to the story at a time, and that only. - There must be a gap of at least 3 posts between your posts. - Your sentences must be coherent and must correlate to the sentences and the general plot before them. - Above all else, follow Community Guidelines. - Errant posts shall be dealt with accordingly. The tale begins begins as GetNerfedOn/Rosalina, sitting on a rocking chair on the Terrace of the Comet Observatory/Sanctuary in orbit and waiting for the rest of the residents to return, observes at first with amusement as the Church of Klei and Latter-Day @nome-ists finish their latest Tuesday Bake Sale, then with horror as they are suddenly caught in a brutal bloodbath between the @Canis Italian Mafia and the @reverentsatyr Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 After a pretty one-sided battle, the Italian Mafia were victorious, suffering from only two casualties. (you made a super run-on sentence so im using two sentences sue me) Then the infamous Godfather, Canis, limped to the Church of Klei to pray for the mafia's losses, as the leader of organized crime is still a man of religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Rosalina sends down a Luma to investigate wich then reports that Link offerd to sell Canis bottles with fairys and milk for an absurd(ly low) price while wearing either his Gorontunic or a regular but blood soaked one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 concerned that it might turn into a war, roselina/@GetNerfedOn asked the residents of the sanctuary, that had just recently returned, what they should do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 After the battle of fighting most of the mafia single-handedly, reverentsatyr decided that he would call in members from other forums to help him fight the scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 After deliberation with the Sanctuary inhabitants Rosalina descends to find more information and survivors, first visiting the Established Church of Klei and Latter-day Nomists to seek an audience with church leader @watermelen671. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 After enough members of the syndicate were gathered, reverent and his group set off to find the mafia's meeting place, bringing with them several boxes of combustible lemons bought from @I_Link_I. (oops, just realized about the 'wait 3 posts between your posts' rule. Sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 < im breaking the rule of having a gap of 4 posts between your posts, so that i can tell you that @reverentsatyr broke the same rule > but what the reverent syndicate didnt, know, was that they where watched, observed, by someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Satyr died out of nowhere, while doing the autopsy, nothing that would suggest the cause of death them was found, something strange was happening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 rule update for posts posted Not having gathered satisfactory evidence of the shootout, Rosalina thanks watermelen for the warm acceptance of her visit, and leaves to find more survivors when she is suddenly shot in the chest and the left arm by an unknown assailant, forcing her to hide and try to figure out the attacker's identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Link,who just left a few minutes before Rosalinas arival now returns,very embaresed because he managed to lose his hat again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 rosalina notices that link is there, and asks him if he can catch the assailant, but he tells her that he won't do that unless she pays him for doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Reverent mourned over the loss of his twin brother, Irreverent, who he was sure the mafia killed him thinking it was Reverent himself, and he secretly vowed revenge against the very person that killed his brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 After praying for the lost, Canis got up and out of the church and, with the rest of the Mafia, ordered his regular hits on known Wendy lewders. This was done on a biweekly basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Link,who just recieved a mediocre amount of rupees and starbits started the investigation with running around with a bunnyhood and the "Lens of Truth" equiped quickly finding a lead right to the head of the mafia him self, CANIS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 While looking for his brother's murderer, Satyr tripped on a banana peel, but that wouldn't stop him, but he tripped on another peel, which broke his arm, this repeated 7 times until he broke his neck, but he was somehow still alive, he now was so furious it was as if he didn't break any bones, he then preceeded to trip on another peel and fall of a 700 meter cliff, which landed in conjunction of really sharp rocks on the sea, his body was then eaten by a shark, while that was happening, an unindentified person could be heard saying something like "that was a horrible murder choice, my stomach hurts, ughhh, why didn't I just stop his heart from beating like I did with his brother?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Shocked by the random nearby comment, Reverent jumped up and fired a full round from his trusty submachine gun into the trees where he heard the comment and heard a grunt and thud, then he hurriedly limped off to call in members to pick him up so that he can continue organizing the search for the mafia's hideout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 hours ago, NormalPinkerton said: snip Hi! I would request that you refrain from posting more of this this lest i delete the next instance of random, over-the-top non-sequiturial dialogue that you make! Stuff like this really breaks the narrative, honestly... *clears throat* Anyways... Acknowledging that Canis has the strength in numbers and has enough bullets to probably give her a severe migraine and some wounds to remember for the next two millennia, Rosalina manages to retreat to a nearby hospital, removing the bullets and losing quite an amount of blood and magic, all the while plotting her next moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Da LOLs Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 *speedloads Derringer Wheres the anti spaghetti people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 as link sneaked inside the secret underground mafia base, he saw a pile of coins, and he slowly walked towards them, not realizing it was a trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, I_Link_I said: [snap] The thing is that the reference is out of no where and it kind breaks the narrative, so it's better not to do that so I'll try to continue from the last part After getting the coins link realized he was inside cage, he had to call for help, after trying to call almost everyone in the sanctury NormalPinkerton answered and agreed to help link for a reasonable price So did that follow the narrative or did I just mess up again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 As reverentsatyr healed, a member told him that he found the hideout of the mafia, so satyr sent his best men out and give the mafia hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Da LOLs Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, reverentsatyr said: As reverentsatyr healed, a member told him that he found the hideout of the mafia, so satyr sent his best men out and give the mafia hell. I equip a Double Barreled 1911 and prepare for combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 normalpinkerton arrived at the cage, and destroyed the lock, after which link came out, but it also triggered an alarm, which kinda ruined the reverent syndicate's ambush, as the mafias men quickly realized there was intruders on their territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 Completely surprised at his location and worried for one of her residents' safety being put in jeopardy, Rosalina warps to NormalPinkerton and shields him, saving him but wounding her further in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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