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The Chronicles of Klei - Upheaval

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I_Link_I    554

Rosalina sends down a Luma to investigate wich then reports that Link offerd to sell Canis bottles with fairys and milk for an absurd(ly low) price while wearing either his Gorontunic or a regular but blood soaked one.

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reverentsatyr    2,479
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After the battle of fighting most of the mafia single-handedly, reverentsatyr decided that he would call in members from other forums to help him fight the scum.

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GetNerfedOn    3,295

After deliberation with the Sanctuary inhabitants Rosalina descends to find more information and survivors, first visiting the Established Church of Klei and Latter-day Nomists to seek an audience with church leader @watermelen671.

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reverentsatyr    2,479
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After enough members of the syndicate were gathered, reverent and his group set off to find the mafia's meeting place, bringing with them several boxes of combustible lemons bought from @I_Link_I.

 

(oops, just realized about the 'wait 3 posts between your posts' rule. Sorry)

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metallichydra    2,258

< im breaking the rule of having a gap of 4 posts between your posts, so that i can tell you that @reverentsatyr broke the same rule >

 

 

but what the reverent syndicate didnt, know, was that they where watched, observed, by someone.

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NormalPinkerton    1,071

Satyr died out of nowhere, while doing the autopsy, nothing that would suggest the cause of death them was found, something strange was happening...

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GetNerfedOn    3,295
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rule update for posts posted

Not having gathered satisfactory evidence of the shootout, Rosalina thanks watermelen for the warm acceptance of her visit, and leaves to find more survivors when she is suddenly shot in the chest and the left arm by an unknown assailant, forcing her to hide and try to figure out the attacker's identity.

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I_Link_I    554

Link,who just left a few minutes before Rosalinas arival now returns,very embaresed because he managed to lose his hat again.

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metallichydra    2,258

rosalina notices that link is there, and asks him if he can catch the assailant, but he tells her that he won't do that unless she pays him for doing that.

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reverentsatyr    2,479

Reverent mourned over the loss of his twin brother, Irreverent, who he was sure the mafia killed him thinking it was Reverent himself, and he secretly vowed revenge against the very person that killed his brother.

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Canis    9,558

After praying for the lost, Canis got up and out of the church and, with the rest of the Mafia, ordered his regular hits on known Wendy lewders. This was done on a biweekly basis.

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I_Link_I    554

Link,who just recieved a mediocre amount of rupees and starbits started the investigation with running around with a bunnyhood and the "Lens of Truth" equiped quickly finding a lead right to the head of the mafia him self, CANIS ! 

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NormalPinkerton    1,071
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While looking for his brother's murderer, Satyr tripped on a banana peel, but that wouldn't stop him, but he tripped on another peel, which broke his arm, this repeated 7 times until he broke his neck, but he was somehow still alive, he now was so furious it was as if he didn't break any bones, he then preceeded to trip on another peel and fall of a 700 meter cliff, which landed in conjunction of really sharp rocks on the sea, his body was then eaten by a shark, while that was happening, an unindentified person could be heard saying something like "that was a horrible murder choice, my stomach hurts, ughhh, why didn't I just stop his heart from beating like I did with his brother?"

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reverentsatyr    2,479

Shocked by the random nearby comment, Reverent jumped up and fired a full round from his trusty submachine gun into the trees where he heard the comment and heard a grunt and thud, then he hurriedly limped off to call in members to pick him up so that he can continue organizing the search for the mafia's hideout.

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GetNerfedOn    3,295
4 hours ago, NormalPinkerton said:

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Hi! I would request that you refrain from posting more of this this lest i delete the next instance of random, over-the-top non-sequiturial dialogue that you make! Stuff like this really breaks the narrative, honestly... 

*clears throat* Anyways...

Acknowledging that Canis has the strength in numbers and has enough bullets to probably give her a severe migraine and some wounds to remember for the next two millennia, Rosalina manages to retreat to a nearby hospital, removing the bullets and losing quite an amount of blood and magic, all the while plotting her next moves.

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4 Da LOLs    2,304
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*speedloads Derringer

Wheres the anti spaghetti people?

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metallichydra    2,258

as link sneaked inside the secret underground mafia base, he saw a pile of coins, and he slowly walked towards them, not realizing it was a trap!

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NormalPinkerton    1,071
1 hour ago, I_Link_I said:

[snap]

The thing is that the reference is out of no where and it kind breaks the narrative, so it's better not to do that so I'll try to continue from the last part

After getting the coins link realized he was inside cage, he had to call for help, after trying to call almost everyone in the sanctury NormalPinkerton answered and agreed to help link for a reasonable price

So did that follow the narrative or did I just mess up again?

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reverentsatyr    2,479

As reverentsatyr healed, a member told him that he found the hideout of the mafia, so satyr sent his best men out and give the mafia hell.

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4 Da LOLs    2,304
1 hour ago, reverentsatyr said:

As reverentsatyr healed, a member told him that he found the hideout of the mafia, so satyr sent his best men out and give the mafia hell.

I equip a Double Barreled 1911 and prepare for combat

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metallichydra    2,258

normalpinkerton arrived at the cage, and destroyed the lock, after which link came out, but it also triggered an alarm, which kinda ruined the reverent syndicate's ambush, as the mafias men quickly realized there was intruders on their territory.

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GetNerfedOn    3,295
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Completely surprised at his location and worried for one of her residents' safety being put in jeopardy, Rosalina warps to NormalPinkerton and shields him, saving him but wounding her further in the process.

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