watermelen671 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Spoiler You thought I wouldn't be getting in on this meme trend, eh? You thought wrong. But...just as a disclaimer: THIS IS JUST A JOKE!! I'M DOING IT FOR THE MEMES!! Church of Klei Why follow false prophets promising such things as safety and sanctuary where none exist? Or wallow in the degeneracy of gangs and mafias? The Church of Klei is the only place where you are truly safe from the cruelties of this forum war. The Church of Klei was created by their devout followers as a symbol of purity and holiness. Today, the Church of Klei is an active community of over 5,400 homes, and its mission is to bring the divine energy of the liturgy to the homes of its members, creating a spiritual relationship between them. Through this, the whole community of followers receive the blessing of pure holiness in love, leading to the sanctification of the Holy Potato Cup. "A man must become a brother, and he must be a brother in the memes," Jambell proclaimed. Today, we see that the Lord Nome encourages us to develop this deep love for our brethren throughout the world. The Church is the world's greatest home of Klei, and you too can begin to follow in the meme's footsteps by joining the Church of Klei today. Patron Saints: Sonus lamia Jambell Capsicum Annuum calicem sanctus Nome Jan Letalis pedes Divina polypus Father Octopus Jouste illustratio securis Spoiler "Well how can I join?" you might exclaim. It's quite simple! All you have to do is: Have over 1000 posts Go to your profile Click on "Edit Profile" Append to your member title the moniker of [Rhymes with Pray] If you do not have over 1000 posts, worry not uninitiated one: Go to your account settings Go to your signature Somewhere in your signature include [Rhymes with Pray] Or just comment below praising the Holy Potato cup and you're in. On 9/17/2019 at 9:38 AM, ResettePlayer said: Just a reminder that the Tuesday Potlucks are open to anybody regardless of affiliation, as well as the Thursday Incense Burning get-together. Cult meetings are mandatory and you will be hunted down if you miss them. Current Members: @watermelen671 - the Alien Gladiator Alligator Crusader @NormalPinkerton @FreyaMaluk @Szczuku @crystal_clodet - Founder of the Cypress Klei Mosque Honorary Members: @minespatch - that elderly woman who has seemingly been here forever @Russian Philin - Multi-lingual Pastor @ResettePlayer - Propagandist Pamphlet Creator @Canis - The Mafioso who wants to reform but is stuck in his sinful ways @galaxybread - the only partially furry. Now go in good graces, and may Nome bless you all with the power of the Holy Potato Cup. Spoiler Affiliated with: @GetNerfedOn's Non-Mafia Sanctuary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian_Philin Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Oh holy NOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 "in the time of the war, gangs and cults where formed, but from the field of war, an old religion saw an opportunity to gain influence - the church of klei" the forum war, vol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResettePlayer Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Best faction is best. We have art, a well-written post and a quotation from Saint Jambell himself. Bless ye, in the name of Arch Jamie and Jeff Prime. Spoiler Photo of me making pamphlets for the Klei Weekly Ceremonial Bakerifice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 I must add, Sanctuary supports the Church of Klei as it is non-mafia. Had you asked earlier I would have gladly graced your meetings with desserts and fine honeyed tea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 I don't see a reason not to join, so I'm gonna join it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Kourosh Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 That's good and all, butWhere be my Mosque of Klei? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Fools, no god can save you now. Join or perish to the elements of war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Kourosh Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, reverentsatyr said: Fools, no god can save you now. Join or perish to the elements of war. This is blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, crystal_clodet said: This is blasphemy! Silly human, we are isolated during war. Alone. This church is nothing but a place to cower in fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Kourosh Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, reverentsatyr said: Silly human, we are isolated during war. Alone. This church is nothing but a place to cower in fear. What war is this? Ive been living in Pyroland all this time, please do give me the headline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, crystal_clodet said: What war is this? Ive been living in Pyroland all this time, please do give me the headline! Basically, I've created the Reverent Syndicate to retaliate against @Canis's filthy Italian Mafia. Spoiler this is all role playing, of course. Just a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 I am disappointed. Yes, I am a leader of organized crime, but since when has that stopped me from being a religious man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Canis said: I am disappointed. Yes, I am a leader of organized crime, but since when has that stopped me from being a religious man? No heaven of any religion has a place for the likes of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Kourosh Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Canis said: I am disappointed. Yes, I am a leader of organized crime, but since when has that stopped me from being a religious man? Religious man Canis > Crime Lord Canis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelen671 Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share Posted September 17, 2019 51 minutes ago, crystal_clodet said: That's good and all, butWhere be my Mosque of Klei? ...well it's a church, but it can be any religious building you want it to be. We accept all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galaxybread Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 then what is me 7 hours ago, watermelen671 said: Now go in good graces, and may Nome bless you all with the power of the Holy Potato Cup. I think I see myself m8 'o' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelen671 Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, galaxybread said: then what is me I think I see myself m8 'o' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galaxybread Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 i am a girl to be exact but i do have those glasses that change to sunglasses in light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelen671 Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, galaxybread said: i am a girl to be exact but i do have those glasses that change to sunglasses in light Well, bring it up with @ResettePlayer, they're the propagandi- I mean the artist of the Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galaxybread Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 *quick sketch of stupidity of churchness* (Edit: Now I'ma do ma homework, hello darkness my old friend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 *Slides into thread* << >> <u< this place seems nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Canis Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, jambell said: Hi, ya new around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, jambell said: -disbelief.exe- Heyoooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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