Developer ImDaMisterL Posted September 19, 2019 Developer Share Posted September 19, 2019 This sounds tmepting, but y'know... Italy has good food, and the mafia has cool guns... what do you guys have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 12 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said: This sounds tmepting, but y'know... Italy has good food, and the mafia has cool guns... what do you guys have? What do we have? We have hope. We are the only ones standing between the mafia and the defenseless, innocent victims at the Church of Klei. And unlike the mafia, we are a tight-knit family, where everyone is treated equally, and joins through their own choice. The mafia, however, forces loyalty at gunpoint. I witnessed Canis force Minespatch into the mafia for a while, just because she ate all the pizza pie. Pizza pie. The Reverent Syndicate will not hold pathetic grudges like that. Minespatch was lucky she even survived that ordeal, let alone flee all the way to the Church of Klei. The mafia has cool guns?? Oh, please. Wait until you see what WE smuggled in from other forums. Our weapons have the power to wipe out entire buildings in one foul swoop. They also come with cool complimentary sunglasses, which the mafia does not have. Anyways, if you join, we will soon be strong enough to take the mafia head on, and chase the filth out of the forums for good, and end this war, with us coming out as the heroes and rulers of the DST forums. Then, no law will be above us and the Syndicate will have full power. Spoiler The mafia's food is disgusting, their meat is too stringy. Ours is way better. BTW we have Taco Tuesdays, Barbecue Wednesdays, Football Feast Fridays, and my mama makes dang good meatballs for the potluck every Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenologist Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 19 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said: This sounds tmepting, but y'know... Italy has good food, and the mafia has cool guns... what do you guys have? I think they are hiding whole submarines in their pants, I think they have ham and turkey on Italian seasoned bread subs. Either way each sub probably comes with a hamburger hand grenade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Variant Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 On 9/18/2019 at 9:20 PM, ImDaMisterL said: This sounds tmepting, but y'know... Italy has good food, and the mafia has cool guns... what do you guys have? I dunno, we don't have good food, we've got great food, fantastic even, and only the coolest of guns.Lot more physical and exciting than hope is if you ask me, hearsay, hearsay... So, I'll leave you to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Noon Fish Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 9/19/2019 at 11:41 PM, -Variant said: and only the coolest of guns. i ate those food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 @reverentsatyr Hey, i have some combustible lemons in stock. Would you consider buying some for 5oincs a piece? I would go to the italians if you dont need them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 hours ago, I_Link_I said: @reverentsatyr Hey, i have some combustible lemons in stock. Would you consider buying some for 5oincs a piece? I would go to the italians if you dont need them . I'll take your entire stock. Perhaps 4 oincs a piece? And how many do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 hour ago, reverentsatyr said: I'll take your entire stock. Perhaps 4 oincs a piece? And how many do you have? If you take the entire stock,which would be 314 boxes with each 15 Lemons i will cut the price down to 3oincs a piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 22, 2019 Author Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 hours ago, I_Link_I said: If you take the entire stock,which would be 314 boxes with each 15 Lemons i will cut the price down to 3oincs a piece. Deal. I'm sending 14,130 oincs your way right now. Pleasure doing business with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 8 hours ago, reverentsatyr said: Deal. I'm sending 14,130 oincs your way right now. Pleasure doing business with DEAL. pleasur making business with you. And remember: "When life gives you lemons,dont make lemonade!Make life take the lemons back and demand to see its manager." Spoiler ~Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperturen science) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I must correct, Minespatch is one of two refugees who also render service to the Church of Klei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallichydra Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 isn't it sad that the reverent syndicate is the only faction with only 1 member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Link_I Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, metallichydra said: isn't it sad that the reverent syndicate is the only faction with only 1 member? Not as long as i can do business with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverentsatyr Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 The Reverent Syndicate has many many in other forums, but the Klei forums are quite foreign to most of the group. Therefore, I am the only current member able to fight the mafia here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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