Jump to content

Should Wilson's default hair be redone?


Should he?  

95 members have voted

  1. 1. Should he?

    • Well, ok
      12
    • Why did you waste your time on thinking about this?
      83


Recommended Posts

Didn’t you know? Wilson current hair design is the energy force holding the constant together. Actually, not only the constant, but the game’s world and the real world too. Changing it would destroy the universe. This is evident from the William Cartier puzzles, where Mr Witherstone says “Where is the muny? Do you think Mr. Witherstone is runnin a charatee? You better pay up this week or there will be trubble!” Now, we are to understand, Mr Witherstone runs a successful and very legitimate business, we know this because none of Maxwells quotes mention being angry at him. So why was he making these spelling errors? The conclusion is obvious. Remember how time flows differently in the constant? We can conclude that while Mr Witherstone was writing this letter, the events of the Shipwrecked announcement trailer were taking place. Spesifically 0:49, where Wilson washes up on the island and, for a moment, his hair is matted down by water. Clearly, the reality bending waves caused by Wilson’s hair cause Mr Witherstone to make typos. Not only that, but these reality bending waves effect the real world too. Not the game canon earth, but the REAL WORLD. Have you ever wondered what causes the Mandela effect? It’s Wilson's hair. If Klei were to permanently change Wilson hair, the effects would not be so minor. The universe would be destroyed. Obviously. Be careful what you wish for.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, The 2C3D said:

[...] This is evident from the William Cartier puzzles, where Mr Witherstone says “Where is the muny? Do you think Mr. Witherstone is runnin a charatee? You better pay up this week or there will be trubble!” Now, we are to understand, Mr Witherstone runs a successful and very legitimate business, we know this because none of Maxwells quotes mention being angry at him. So why was he making these spelling errors? The conclusion is obvious. Remember how time flows differently in the constant? We can conclude that while Mr Witherstone was writing this letter, the events of the Shipwrecked announcement trailer were taking place. Spesifically 0:49, where Wilson washes up on the island and, for a moment, his hair is matted down by water. Clearly, the reality bending waves caused by Wilson’s hair cause Mr Witherstone to make typos. [...]

Poetic

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Please be aware that the content of this thread may be outdated and no longer applicable.

×
  • Create New...