Asparagus Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 > Be me. > Be tired and on vacation with parents for 2 weeks > Have a few days of serenity but is causing you to go insane > Create a post on the off-topic section of a forum you haven't visited in a long time > Getting fat cus feasting since Dec 22 until today... and maybe until Jan 4. > Nothing to do back home but eat. > Friends invite you to go out > Go out cus you're not doing anything > They take you to a restaurant > Sit down and order all the while they're smiling at you. > They strap you down on the chair and force feed you delicious but excessive amounts of food > Enter a food coma > You wake up > "Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?" Write your own or post one you've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 >be me >yay your here again welcome back >mfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 > Be me. > Age 11 > I'm at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood > Return to Neverland is playing > Close up shot of Captain Hook's lips > I begin to feel uncomfortable > For years I'm haunted by Captain Hook > Age 25 > Introduced to Don't Starve > Maxwell has pronounced lips > Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Be me. don't know how to write these V thingies. someone please end my suffering. made a custom picture. messed up the V. AAAAh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 > Be me > Turns text green Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 >be me >first semester at community college > see yellow do not cross tape > girl reading a book sees it as me and anons chill > starts talking to me how the tape is infringing on their rights as students >realize book in hand is some philosophy ******** >she leaves after yelling at me for 5 mins >we die laughing in our chairs >delinquent student crosses tape to sit down to "stand up" >college was a mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 > Exist > Hewwo Mr. Owbawma? > Perish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 > Be me. > Get on middle school. > Make new friends because some old friends sucked. > Friends : Autismo guy, Epilepsy guy, smoke guy and skidaddle skidoodle guy > Gave a copy of DST for Epilepsy guy because he is great. > Notice that the new ''friends'' ( except EG ) call me not so friendly words. > Get into an argument with autismo guy. > Autismo guy makes a chill teacher get pissed off so damn hard that the one person who is almost deaf heard him at full volume. > Leave the group > Come back to the stupid group > Go on a school ski trip without EG > Smoke guy starts blowing deodorant into a lighter, making motolovs by spraying the deodorant into a glass bottle on a balcony > Balconies forbidden > Start telling everyone > Teacher sat with everyone the next night and told us wtf but didn't tell principal because he would get fired. > Share alt account with SG ( had dst too ) > Learn that SG raped me with a pear on the ski trip > Smoke guy start being even more edgy, edgy so much that touching the edge would shoot you. > Get into an argument with SG > SG Starts smoking e-cigarettes which leave foul odor full of blueberries > Start telling everyone, everyone ( except the group ) start getting evidence and witnesses > One day teacher was asking for me because I was the main witness > Someday principal came into our class and said that SG got a note by the director > Take back alt account > Be happy > Leave Group again > SG start getting angry because he knows that I practically yeeted him a note by the director > SG start talking fake stuff about me Hidden part but doesn't matter to the story > Get angry > Show clear signs to him that he shouldn't have done that > SG talks fake even more. > Get back to my old friends that didn't suck > Actually pleasant > Make jokes about Eevee ( the pokemon ) and me with them > SG tells even more bad stuff that makes people actually hate me What do /b/ros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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