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Ok, we've all done it at some point. Come on, just admit it.

So, unburden your sins (.__.) by telling them here in this forums space.

Let's see here...

One time, I hopped onto a pub server ('cuz I was lonely) and came across a server filled with nothing but Wigfrids. So I did my most intense trolling yet.

I dug up and trapped every single rabbit hole.

I killed every beefalo. (took teh drops)

I killed catcoon after catcoon after catcoon (this one was ongoing until winter when they all destroyed)

Basically all the spider dens are gone, except for like 5 tier-3 dens

All Pig houses hammered and all pigs killed.

There were no caves.

and finally for my plan of action;

I fended off every suspicious dirt pile.

So, it's winter.

The Wigfrids just use up their last monster meat.

Me: YESSSSSSSS *chows down on some dragonpie*

Wiggy: Better go get some more meat.

*DUN DUN DUN*

I swear there were rabbit holes here like 6 days ago

Who killed this many catcoons?

Where's all the pig houses?

WHERES ALL TEH SPIDERS

Guess we gotta kill that befalo herd

WAIT WHERES THE BEFALOS

*leader of the Wiggys*

Shut. This is bad.

Me: Sure is. *eats some ice cream*

Welp we better go hunting for Koalefants -Wiggy

They find me guarding the dirt pile.

Get outa da way

Nah

*angry*

I litterally used up all their moonstone on walls which I encased it in.

I burned any body who tried to destroy my mini-fortress.

They finally gived up.

Hey there are like 5 more spider dens on the map!

Welp guess what; by the time they got there;

All spider queens.

Yup.

One by one, almost all die...

3 more Wiggys left

YOU WERE BEHIND ALL THIS

Can't say I was.

URGHHHH

I said;

Calm down.

ARGH

CALM DOWN

I will give you all the meat in the world in exchange for;

Dragonfly Scales

Shroom Skin

Thick Fur

and...

Bundling Wrap blueprint.

Surprise surprise, they all fight Klaus

They win, but barely. The last Wigfrid gives me all the items. (They had all been barely surviving off of Hound meat for the entire time)

And I say;

 

Good.

I give her all the meat in the world and leave.

PS it was all almost rotten.

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I've never done anything like that to anyone, that's way too dedicated and horrible to people who just want to have fun playing in a virtual world by it's normal terms. Griefing biomes/resources to the extent you described sounds a lot different than "happy fun trolling". You need holy water :)

Throwing water balloons at base partners who ask to borrow my eyebrella during rain is about the trolliest I ever got.

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Id never ruin anyone else world, but on official servers where worlds rarely last 4-6 seasons at most, I like to be.. Messy, it tends to get funny reactions once in awhile like commenting how my real house might look xD or something like this..

Them "Does your base ever.. Burn down?"

Me "Never had that happen, why you ask?"

Them "oh.. No reason lol"

 and I technically never destroyed anything :) so I don't ever feel guilty

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