DontStarveStar Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Guys what happens if you put eyebone in chester? I just wanna know lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted March 23, 2017 Developer Share Posted March 23, 2017 He stays still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontStarveStar Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just now, ImDaMisterL said: He stays still. Oh okay :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Chester gets lost. All he can see is darkness. But he must follow. It is all he knows. He hops. He continues to hop. He keeps hopping. Faster, faster, faster. He doesn't stop. He gains speed so much that he breaks the sound barrier. Boom. Sonic boom. Chester keeps going. The magnificaion of Chester's power makes even Toadstool shiver. Chester continues. Boom. Screeching past light speed now, each hop he does destroys a planet in his wake - Chester is now know across the multiverse, Chester, devourer of worlds. He continues going so fast, that even light is no match for him, and he starts absorbing it. Chester is now a black hole, gaining magnification and strength and speed indefinetly. Until finally, he moves so fast, he recreates the entire multiverse, in an instant so quick it feels nothing has happened, and he is now moving so fast it no longer even looks like he's moving. but ya he just stays still and faces south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontStarveStar Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said: He stays still Oh okay :/ 3 minutes ago, Weirdobob said: Chester gets lost. All he can see is darkness. But he must follow. It is all he knows. He hops. He continues to hop. He keeps hopping. Faster, faster, faster. He doesn't stop. He gains speed so much that he breaks the sound barrier. Boom. Sonic boom. Chester keeps going. The magnificaion of Chester's power makes even Toadstool shiver. Chester continues. Boom. Screeching past light speed now, each hop he does destroys a planet in his wake - Chester is now know across the multiverse, Chester, devourer of worlds. He continues going so fast, that even light is no match for him, and he starts absorbing it. Chester is now a black hole, gaining magnification and strength and speed indefinetly. Until finally, he moves so fast, he recreates the entire multiverse, in an instant so quick it feels nothing has happened, and he is now moving so fast it no longer even looks like he's moving. but ya he just stays still and faces south Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlogy Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 he dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csc_unit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Weirdobob said: Chester is now a black hole, gaining magnification and strength and speed indefinetly. Until finally, he moves so fast, he recreates the entire multiverse, in an instant so quick it feels nothing has happened, and he is now moving so fast it no longer even looks like he's moving. Gawd damn, I did not know that. Is it new?? Klei really improved the game in the last update, thats for sure! Can't believe my laptop handles that much god programming I'm impress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Curator Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Chester follows himself. He follows himself until he sees another Chester before him, also following himself. And then he follows that Chester, who follows another Chester, and another. Until it forms a planetary ring of Chesters circling the Earth. All following each other in a hurricane of Chesters. Eventually their velocity tears the planet apart, and they become a roaming cosmological storm of armageddon that later becomes fabled in legend by the extra terrestrial species which fall prey to it. And in the modern ages of these species, when they forget about the tragedy and it becomes a mere myth; a board game will make a rise on their market based off the myth. This board game, will be known as Chesster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWatson Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 14 hours ago, DontStarveStar said: What happens if you put eyebone in chester? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_collapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electroely Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 This thread is most likely my 2nd favorite so far (the first being Maxwell Memes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontStarveStar Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Electroely said: This thread is most likely my 2nd favorite so far (the first being Maxwell Memes). So many cool stories about chester lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tarunio Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 chester will find his true love in all the bones he has ever wanted and be a statue at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted March 24, 2017 Developer Share Posted March 24, 2017 4 hours ago, DontStarveStar said: So many cool stories about chester lol. Nothing but the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunions Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 The same thing as what happens when you type Google into Google. You break the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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