Maslak Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Lately I've been living my life and searching on the Internet and everyone seems to think pineapple combined with pizza is gross. In the scientific binomial Ananas comosus, ananas, the original name of the fruit, comes from the Tupi word "nanas", meaning "excellent fruit"! It contains lots of healthy crap, especially loads of vitamin C! It's so juicy and has pretty, yellow color. You need to chop it first though, so you can be sure you won't become lazy. Hard work is the right way to be succesful in life and pineapple is a great teacher in this case. If you buy pineapples grew in Africa, you help those countries grow and become better place, just like you become better because of their pineapples! You can also pair this amazing fruit with good ol' coconut to get some nice glass of piña colada, providing that you have rest of the stuff needed, Yeah, it contains bromelain, but it's not really digesting your mouth. And it can be pretty useful, for tenderizing meat or even some traditional medicine stuff! "But hey, we're speaking about pizza m8". Yeah. Pineapple tastes great paried with many kinds of meat and spices, which pizza usually contains. It's not only about pizza. Kebab, burgers and a lot more. Personally, I love to put pineapple slices on my cutlets and then cover them with some cheese, it's so glorious after it melts. Are you still grossing out? You should try to mix some pineapple with meat, trust me. I was bored. Also some kind of tribute to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destros09 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I love pineapple pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiddyGuy Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I'm indifferent on pinapple pizza though when I first tried it the pinapple looked gross on the pizza it wasn't bad but it certainly saying eat me or I look good. it kinda just was there almost discared like a bandaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I actually really like pineapple on pizza as well. Thin-crust Hawaiian is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I grew up on Hawaiian pizza... it's a way of life O__O and yeah, meats and pineapple are a great pairing. Anchovies on the other hand <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I don't mind it. More of a philosopher pie person but yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 As someone who hates pineapple solo, its pretty good on pizza. I go for a more oniony approach to pizza tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlesienne Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I will break you all know. Arles does not like pizza. She tried so hard and ultimately gave up on trying to enjoy it. Unless she makes a sweet one, that is only with nuts, raisins and vanilla sugar on the "pie", she can't consume it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destros09 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I am from New York, sooooooooo PIZZA TASTE GOOD THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Arlesienne said: Unless she makes a sweet one, that is only with nuts, raisins and vanilla sugar on the "pie", she can't consume it. A philosopher pie is a pizza where they have white cheese, artichokes, vinegar, and other scrumptious alternatives. I highly recommend it if you ever visit the Mellow Mushroom in North Carolina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlesienne Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just now, minespatch said: A philosopher pie is a pizza where they have white cheese, artichokes, vinegar, and other scrumptious alternatives. I highly recommend it if you ever visit the Mellow Mushroom in North Carolina. Sounds very tempting. I would have to learn to eat white cheese, artichokes and vinegar for a start, then visit North Carolina. The last part piques my interest the most. PS I've just sent a note to Ambarina on DA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I mean, I don't like any pizza that isn't cheese pizza so I don't know how to respond to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborgspaceninja Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Pineapple pizza is pretty good, but if it's ONLY pineapple cheese and sauce and thin crust otherwise you ruin the pizza with any meat stank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborgspaceninja Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Mmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Asparagus said: Anchovies Mmmm. I love anchovies in almost everything, like pasta sauce, tuna, salmon, and other meats and sauces. Really brings out those omame flavors. Oh wait, on PIZZA? Gross, gross, grosssssssssssss. I actually think pineapple on pizza is pretty bad if not prepared right. The pizza overpowers the pineapple, or more likely, the pineapple overpowers the pizza. However, one local pizzaria did the pineapple just right, and the pizza came out amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlogy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 On 3/22/2017 at 8:24 PM, Arlesienne said: Arles does not like pizza. im italian and this breaks my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercide Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I don't like pepperoni on my pizza sits down and grabs popcorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Silvercide said: I don't like pepperoni on my pizzasits down and grabs popcorn My mother couldn't have those are bellpeppers due to allergies. They're okay to me but due to my mother, it was years before I got to eat pizza without the fear of my mother burping in problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 It's weird but 'licious, just like ketchup on hotdogs. I'm more of a sardines lover, though. *equips safety helmet and takes cover* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donke60 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Mobbstar said: It's weird but 'licious, just like ketchup on hotdogs. I'm more of a sardines lover, though. *equips safety helmet and takes cover* I've always wanted to try sardines heard they were quite salty but all the places I go don't carry them as toppings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeadatrix Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 3/26/2017 at 11:33 AM, Donke60 said: I've always wanted to try sardines heard they were quite salty but all the places I go don't carry them as toppings Sardines are an absolute treat in Salinas, California! If you visit Cannery Row sometime, their whole thing is that the whole city was made from the sardine industry. You could probably find a mean sardine dish there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thieverpedia Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I assume it's because those people are completely insane. Apart from anchovies, pineapple chunks on pizza are the only way to go. If anyone disagrees, then I will pelt them with pineapple pizza myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I'm one of the pineapple-on-pizza people myself! I mean, I don't _insist_ on it being on EVERY pizza, but I have no problem with it when it shows up. I like pineapple in and of itself, though, too. It's so yummy and juicy! On pizza, it's best with ham, although I wouldn't like, throw a pepperoni pizza that happened to also have pineapple out the window... Also whenever my family cooks a big ham as part of a fancy holiday dinner, we always put pineapple rings on top of it while cooking for extra flavour. Then you end up with...slightly pineappley ham and salty pineapple slices. : P Edit: I just re-saw the Futurama episode where the nanites evolve into a whole society? And speaking of this thread, there's a scene where everybody's hiding in a cave and they're hungry, and someone says, "I still have those pizzas!" "YAAAAYYY!"...until they find out they're all "poisoned" by pineapple and immediately just chuck them away. Like, they didn't even pick the pineapple off and eat the rest of it or anything. ... That was perfectly good food, you jerks! : P Also: THAT is how strong a meme "Eeew, pineapple on pizza is gross!" is. Yep. ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiptonPee Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 On 3/22/2017 at 7:32 PM, minespatch said: A philosopher pie is a pizza where they have white cheese, artichokes, vinegar, and other scrumptious alternatives. I highly recommend it if you ever visit the Mellow Mushroom in North Carolina. TAKE ME BACK TO NORTH CAROLINA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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