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2 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

*falls through a ceiling*

Hello? Is this that one place where someone's hiring minions?

*The @Silvercide situation has died down a bit. Skeletonious is on his throne. He shrieks like a little girl.*

EEEEEEEEEEK! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!? NO SERIOUSLY HOW!? I REINFORCED THE CEILING! 

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Just now, Pyromailmann said:

Long story, anyway, I heard this is the place where you can be hired as a minion is that true?

Did you read the flyers? OF COURSE THIS IS BECAUSE I SKELETONIOUS AM HERE!

*Skeletonious gets up wobbles a bit then sits down.*

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5 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

Great, my qualities are being sarcastic, and somehow breaking into places.

(GASP!) SARCASM! YOU HAVE THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL POWERS! Be careful with that power if it falls into the hands of any of my nemeses hands who knows what could happen. Say I could use your powers. YOUR HIRED AND FOR YOUR EXCEPTIONAL ABILITIES YOU START WITH $3.00 A DAY! WELCOME TO EVIL!

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7 minutes ago, Ootay said:

Hey boss, i made more cookies for @Silvercide. Where is he?

HE FLED...hopefully. He might still be around here.

*There is a trail of cookies leading towards a box trap.*

Oooo cookies... wait a minute. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME NEMISES NUMBER FIFTEEN! Psssst @ImDaMisterL check if the cookies are dangerous.

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7 minutes ago, MenaAthena said:

Wait... how am I reading something L spoke? Are we all supposed to be aware that this is taking place in a forum thread? Are we to believe these events are actually physically happening in the non-written plain? Both?!

*spirals into an existential crisis*

Is translation not reading? I think they're the same. They are right?

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19 minutes ago, Silvercide said:

IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL MAN!!!

*epic anime sequence for pulling out the perfect cookie*

*takes bite of cookie*

*sonic boom*

*leaves flaming lines like the DeLorean*

THEY WILL RETURN! WITH EVEN TASTIER COOKIES! 

*Smoke alarm starts roaring. The sprinklers activate. The cookie trail is burnt.

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE LAST LAUGH! BUT NEXT TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT! ACK! SOMEONE PUT THE FIRES OUT!

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4 hours ago, minespatch said:

What happened in 2015...?

Press f to pay respects happened.

8 hours ago, Silvercide said:

Turns out silvers cookies were so good that the universe imploded and everybody is dead.

press f to pay respects 

*lifts up silver and throws down a trap door*

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21 hours ago, Mobbstar said:

Would you please stop yelling through the door to inform me of what I am supposed or not supposed to notice?! If there's something you need to tell me, just say it in a letter handed over by a friend, like it has always been done.

MY NINTH NEMESIS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AS USUAL I SEE! WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME!

*Starts punching a random wall.*

AHA! TAKE THAT!

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51 minutes ago, Mobbstar said:

@DimWhat it's not so much me breaking the fourth wall as it is you tagging me establishing interreal communication channels. Which is why I am here in the first place.

*sips from milk again*

THAT CAN'T BE WHY YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I KNOW WHY YOUR HERE! YOU'RE .HERE TO ATTEMPT TO THWART I SKELETONIOUS!

*Skeletonious starts punching another wall.*

ALSO WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THE MILK! YOU'VE DRANK TWENTY GLASSES ALREADY!

*There are empty glasses strewn all over the floor.*

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