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Evil minion interveiws

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5 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mr. SKELETONIUS, WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE OFFTOPIC INTRUDER? HE'S CLEARLY DISRUPTING THE PEACEFUL SOUND OF PANIC ON THE SHIP THAT ALMOST BURNED IT'S OXYGEN SUPPLY.

THATS WHY WE HAVE SPACE SUITS! ALSO DON'T FORGET OUR FUEL SUPPLY IS LOW TOO! Wait excuse while I generate more evil. 

*Skeletonious slides open a door that wasn't visible before inside appears to be a daycare with babies. The babies have candy. You know what must be done. Then Skeletonious walks inside.*

5 hours ago, Silvercide said:

I wish....that the ships floors were covered in legos and everybody's shoes were removed.

(laughs maniacally) 

*The moment Skeletonious takes a step he steps on a Lego and yells that wakes up the babies.*

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2 hours ago, Cyborgspaceninja said:

2.3 wishes left

I SAID LEAVE

throws cookie

misses 2 feet to the left

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2 hours ago, Cyborgspaceninja said:

2.3 wishes left

I WISH WE WERE ON THE MOON! I'M ALREADY TIRED OF STEALING CANDY FROM BABIES!

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3 hours ago, Cyborgspaceninja said:

2.3 wishes left

My wish is for the airlock to explode when we reach the moon.

Edited by Pyromailmann
fixed it!

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WHY AM I WEARING A TUTU!? 

*A loud not very Skeletonious like voice is heard throughout the ship. The voice kinda sounds like a stewardess.*

Attention large moon like object being approached in T-Minus five minutes coincidentally that is the same time until the pressure inside the airlock becomes too high and causes the airlock to explode. Have a nice day.

* @Pyromailmann your wish has been granted without genies.*

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8 minutes ago, DimWhat said:

* @Pyromailmann your wish has been granted without genies.*

yey.

*Pyro flies out through the airlock being taken falling down to the "moon"'s surface. He is in one of those "draw me like one of your French Girls" poses*

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*Skeletonious is flung out of the ship when the airlock explodes. He lands on his face and frowns.*

AH! THAT HURT!

*Skeletonious then gets up, looks at the moons surface, and falls back onto the surface face first, rubbing the moon's surface.*

OH! MY MOON! I've missed you so much. You only let evil deeds happen on you, right?

*Skeletonious starts kissing the moon.*

Oh, I could never be mad at you my lovely moon.

*This all around looks bizarre.

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*Pyro lands on the moon, he starts digging a hole with his hands*

This hole is mine.

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2 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

*Pyro lands on the moon, he starts digging a hole with his hands*

This hole is mine.

*The hole is right next to an eviler lair.*

DANG SQUATERS!

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29 minutes ago, DimWhat said:

*The hole is right next to an eviler lair.*

DANG SQUATERS!

i'm not squatting, I'm standing.

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58 minutes ago, Pyromailmann said:

i'm not squatting, I'm standing.

*Sassing your boss, now that's bravery.*

If you weren't so useful I'd fire you. 

*Skeletonious starts for his Summer home on the moon.

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The mystical anti-nome finder resigns and heads to skeletonious' evil summer home

 

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Mobbstar comes by on a space-DPV, but due to the lack of activity assumes everybody to be dead or unconcious or gone away and thus moves on.

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17 hours ago, Mobbstar said:

Mobbstar comes by on a space-DPV, but due to the lack of activity assumes everybody to be dead or unconcious or gone away and thus moves on.

*Skeletonious has been sitting on his Moon throne. It's made of liquid evil under the padding like a waterbed.*

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*Pyro climbs out of the hole and walks back into the in-progress moon base*

"Oh wow, nothing is happening."

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14 hours ago, Pyromailmann said:

*Pyro climbs out of the hole and walks back into the in-progress moon base*

"Oh wow, nothing is happening."

*Skeletonious is on the equivalent of a vacation. So there will be less dastardly deeds in exception of evil space lasers.*

Ahhhh. This is the life. 

*The Moon throne is more lounge chair than throne. Skeletonious is also sipping on a nice cool drink of lemonade that is now solid.

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You hear a loud sound in the distance, than a voice "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE" 

your heart is pounding, (sound effect)(image is a little ewwww)

Spoiler

 

There is nowhere to go but action

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NOOOOOO! NOT MY WINDOWS!

*Skeletonious is in absolute horror.*

MINIONS PREPARE! PROTECT THE WINDOWS WITH YOUR LIVES!

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Destros appears, weird

his face and body seem, off

then he sheds his disguise 

it was never nemesis number 8

it was an inside job

how had you not seen it before,

destros was shedding a wicked grin 

a pure being of darkness he was

he charged

his disguise was fully gone and you could now see the amalgamation of flesh and darkness

He continues to come

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