DimWhat

Evil minion interveiws

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Greetings it is I Skeletonious evil overlord, lair owner (rent one today!), and pursuer of bad deeds. If you have found this thread then you are minion potential or your my nemesis!

I have severe lack of of minions after the Horrific yet Comical Lair Explosion of 2016 caused by nemesis number 8 and I want you to be my next Minion

Give me your best traits that make you minion worthy and tell me why you are joining

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*[Out of character] What I mean is this you are signing up to have a interview with the Evil Overlord and by minion I mean like weirdos think stupid powers, dumb mutations, "skills" (can make good brownies is one, or knows how to knot all knots, even knows the boiling point of acid.)And the last part is self explanatory. 

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Now you want be a nemesis do you? Well two of them are taken and I choose who number 8 is. Anyway to be a nemesis you must confront Skeletonious and give a name for yourself. Good luck thwarting!

 

The salary starts at $1.99 a day! Join now! NOW!

Nemeses from forums:

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 My twenty third nemesis @Donke60 the one who doesn't care.

My fifteenth nemesis @Silvercide the death baker.

My ninth nemeses @Mobbstar the milk drinker.

My twelfth nemesis @Neosaurus the teenage mutant ninja lizard.

My second nemesis @Destros09 the below average window washer. these will add up.

My Minions

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The defective shark @ImDaMisterL.

The master of disguise and spying @Ootay and their evil spider.

The One who can escape any trap and can read @MenaAthena.

The sarcastic one @Pyromailmann.

My maid @DatShadowJK.

The fanfic writer @~Matt.

*Edit descriptions and minions,

Edited by DimWhat
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Um I never added you as a nemisis so.. this is more like you getting angry and I not caring so have fun.

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24 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

U-Uhm... is this thing on? *taps on mic*

I- I heard you were hiring? My, my mom said if I didn't find a job she'd throw me out, and I'm a bit desperate. I... I guess you need a superpower, right? Well, my mom said my teeth are so good I chew through metal... and I did that once, so uhm... can I try to go in?

I have had good experiences with sharks. I use sharks to chew through bank vaults. Can you chew through bank vaults? If not I could use you to add to the shark pit as a defective shark minion.

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1 minute ago, DimWhat said:

Can you chew through bank vaults?

I dun know...

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3 hours ago, DimWhat said:

YES YOU WILL HAVE TO DRY YOU CLOTHES NOW! I WIN!

I was going to take a shower so these clothes were coming off anyway

thank you though the water was heated nicely

"leaves"

 

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WAIT MY DEFECTIVE SHARK JUST GOT IN THERE! YOU HAVE THWARTED ME AGAIN!

*Shakes fist furiously.*

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3 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*bites Donke's head*

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

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1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

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1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

OH GLOATING HOW HEROIC OF YOU! WELL... YOU MOTHER... HAS BIG FEET! HA! LOOKS LIKE I TURNED THE TIDES ON YOU!

Please leave you thwarting me too much. I really don't need you in my lair all the time. UNTIL NEXTIME @Donke60

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8 minutes ago, Ootay said:

*sits on couch*

Uh, h-hello? I heard you are hiring people... I guess my "special" power i that i have a spider? *Shows plastic spider* Pretty cool, eh?

It is cool. But is it an evil spider?

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Of course! *slams spider on finger* See? It bit me! It's evil.

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7 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

That's enough evil from you today you mother would be proud. NOW BACK TO THE PIT! 

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Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

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1 minute ago, Ootay said:

Of course! *slams spider on finger* See? It bit me! It's evil.

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

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2 minutes ago, DimWhat said:

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

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3 minutes ago, Donke60 said:

Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

YOU BETTER RUN! OR ELSE @ImDaMisterL WILL BITE AGAIN!

*Looks genuinely relieved.*

I'm sure he'll be back.

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16 minutes ago, Ootay said:

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

*Rips off Christmas cap*

AHA! IT'S...

[ @Ootay are you one of the previous 22 nemeses or an old minion?]

Edited by DimWhat
More appropriate to the scenario

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Never seen a forum supervillain before.:wilson_ecstatic:

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3 minutes ago, minespatch said:

Never seen a forum supervillain before.:wilson_ecstatic:

WELL THERE WAS THE HORRIFIC YET COMICAL LAIR EXPLOSION OF 2016 SO IT WAS HARD TO RULE THE WORLD! SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

*Rubs hands together in a evil fashion.*

MWAHAHA! HA!

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