DimWhat

Evil minion interveiws

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Um I never added you as a nemisis so.. this is more like you getting angry and I not caring so have fun.

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24 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

U-Uhm... is this thing on? *taps on mic*

I- I heard you were hiring? My, my mom said if I didn't find a job she'd throw me out, and I'm a bit desperate. I... I guess you need a superpower, right? Well, my mom said my teeth are so good I chew through metal... and I did that once, so uhm... can I try to go in?

I have had good experiences with sharks. I use sharks to chew through bank vaults. Can you chew through bank vaults? If not I could use you to add to the shark pit as a defective shark minion.

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1 minute ago, DimWhat said:

Can you chew through bank vaults?

I dun know...

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3 hours ago, DimWhat said:

YES YOU WILL HAVE TO DRY YOU CLOTHES NOW! I WIN!

I was going to take a shower so these clothes were coming off anyway

thank you though the water was heated nicely

"leaves"

 

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WAIT MY DEFECTIVE SHARK JUST GOT IN THERE! YOU HAVE THWARTED ME AGAIN!

*Shakes fist furiously.*

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3 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*bites Donke's head*

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

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1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

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1 minute ago, Donke60 said:

He's more like nibbling on my hair
@DimWhat your not very good at being evil
a man chewing someone's hair isn't evil it's just weird

OH GLOATING HOW HEROIC OF YOU! WELL... YOU MOTHER... HAS BIG FEET! HA! LOOKS LIKE I TURNED THE TIDES ON YOU!

Please leave you thwarting me too much. I really don't need you in my lair all the time. UNTIL NEXTIME @Donke60

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8 minutes ago, Ootay said:

*sits on couch*

Uh, h-hello? I heard you are hiring people... I guess my "special" power i that i have a spider? *Shows plastic spider* Pretty cool, eh?

It is cool. But is it an evil spider?

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Of course! *slams spider on finger* See? It bit me! It's evil.

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7 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said:

*wrips hair out*

*chews*

That's enough evil from you today you mother would be proud. NOW BACK TO THE PIT! 

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Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

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1 minute ago, Ootay said:

Of course! *slams spider on finger* See? It bit me! It's evil.

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

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2 minutes ago, DimWhat said:

I'll hire the spider, but you *looks over you* you seem pretty familiar...

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

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3 minutes ago, Donke60 said:

Ok dude it was nice hanging out
"rips mister of his head

"leaves with a nibble marks and a faint bald spot on the back off his head.

YOU BETTER RUN! OR ELSE @ImDaMisterL WILL BITE AGAIN!

*Looks genuinely relieved.*

I'm sure he'll be back.

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16 minutes ago, Ootay said:

M-me? I'm just a normal person! N-nothing to see here!

*Rips off Christmas cap*

AHA! IT'S...

[ @Ootay are you one of the previous 22 nemeses or an old minion?]

Edited by DimWhat
More appropriate to the scenario

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Never seen a forum supervillain before.:wilson_ecstatic:

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3 minutes ago, minespatch said:

Never seen a forum supervillain before.:wilson_ecstatic:

WELL THERE WAS THE HORRIFIC YET COMICAL LAIR EXPLOSION OF 2016 SO IT WAS HARD TO RULE THE WORLD! SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

*Rubs hands together in a evil fashion.*

MWAHAHA! HA!

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