The Pure Lack of Luck (how to die from a coconut)

[DouglasTheAwesome]

Character: Woodlegs

Days lived: 30

Cause of death: Falling Coconut

Mode: Survival on Shipwrecked

 

I went to sleep one night, and the second before I fell asleep, Woodlegs started talking about a devil being upon him.

"NOOOOO!!!"

I woke up to the Sealnado being right next to me, and he one-shot me, despite being at full health.  I had a touch stone on another island.

I spawned, and crafted an axe to get some wood to make a log raft.  You guys are really going to get a kick out of this:

I chopped down a tree, and just happened to get the 1% chance of two coconuts falling from a single tree.

I was not happy.