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Hello everyone.

I'm making a mod where each character make a conversation to each other. This is quite challenging and I'm having alot of trouble and headaches...oh god those headaches...

What I'm TRYING to do is:

If there are 2 character close to each other (distance 4-5 turfs away) there will make conversations to each other:

Wilson: Hey Maxwell, how do you look so dapper all the time?

Waxwell: This? I can only tell you it surely ain't dark magic... It takes a lot of work and effort.

Wilson: Okay?... Can I borrow one of your three-piece suits?

Waxwell: Uh... no... I don't want you to damage them.

Wilson: Oh come on!

Waxwell: No! That's final!

The duration won't be long 5-6 Quotes each conv. each quote played by a character while they make a conversation will be 2-3 seconds long (When %CHARACTER1% says his part of the conversation the %CHARACTER2% will speak 2 seconds afterwards maybe 3 we'll see what works... or else the quotes will all play together and look like a mess)

Like this:

Wilson: 2-3 seconds pause until next one speaks start from here RIGHT off the character speaks "Hi Willow!"

Willow After those 2-3 seconds passed willow continues conversation "Hi Wilson."

During fight the conversation will be put on hold. If a conversation was taking place and mid-conversation a fightning takes places they will stop talking and start fighting after the fighting is over they will say

"As I was saying..." "I was saying..." "Where was I? Ah yes..." "What I was saying is..."

And will continue where they left off.

If at night the same thing will happen if you're in darkness the conversation will stop and after they find light they say:

"As I was saying..." "I was saying..." "Where was I? Ah yes..." "What I was saying is..."

The conversation will take place after 4 minutes each conversation that ended.

If there are 3+ characters it will randomly choose two randoms (Wendy, Waxwell, Wickerbottom it chooses for intstant randomly Waxwell and Wendy and they make conversation [Wendy+Waxwell conversation] and Wickerbottom should be silent throughout the whole conversation [So SHE doesn't cause problems and start making conversation to Waxwell and everything feels awkwards]

If there are 4 characters they make conversation to each other (Wendy,Wilson,Willow,Wolfgang: Wolfgang+Willow, Wendy+Wilson.)

If there are 5+ chracters same as with 3+ (Wilson, Willow, Wickerbottom, Wendy, WX-78: Wilson+Willow, wickerbottom+wendy, wx-78 is left silent)

If someone goes off area the 3 tufts the conversation will stop (and maybe the one who left the user who walked most away will say something like "Bye." while the other one who was standing still or didn't walk away will say "What did I say?"

I'm planning on making 10 quotes for each combination: (Gonna take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time but I will enjoy it...)

Wilson+Willow/Wolfgang/Other Wilson/Waxwell/WX-78/Wickerbottom/Wendy/Wigfrid/Webber/Woodie

Wes' conversation is gonna be diffirent: He will do hes mime moves and others will say "Okay?" "What?" "What are you trying to say?" "Uhm... okay?",etc

This is probably impossible to make but if it happens I bet it would be worth it...

I really need someone to help me... thank you for reading my post at least...

Enjoy your day.

This mod has been discontinued due to the lack of knowledge for modding. If anyone wants to pick this mod and continue off I'll be glad to give my support. Thanks for everyone who supported me, but I'm not able to make this mod.

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58 minutes ago, Arlesienne said:

If you need a writer, I can help. If it is about programming it... Smile and wave, Arles, smile and wave...

Hopefully someone will help like DarkXero, he helped me before and he is a cool person.

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@mathem99 spicy Maxbottom stuff pls. R9mG9xk.gif

Also I was hoping Wes conversations would go like them venting to Wes while he listened like 

Wilson:"Heya Wes did ya hear about the fancy pants suits Maxwell owns? They look ridiculous"

Wilson:"So hey did you see the viking lady uh...Wigfrid? She started hitting me with a back scratcher for no reason yesterday."

Wilson:"Anyway what have you been up to?...ehh nothing much?"

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7 minutes ago, GiddyGuy said:

@mathem99 spicy Maxbottom stuff pls. :^) 

Also I was hoping Wes conversations would go like them venting to Wes while he listened like 

Wilson:"Heya Wes did ya hear about the fancy pants suits Maxwell owns? They look ridiculous"

Wilson:"So hey did you see the viking lady uh...Wigfrid? She started hitting me with a back scratcher for no reason yesterday."

Wilson:"Anyway what have you been up to?...ehh nothing much?"

Yeah, That's a good idea 2-3 convs for each character with Wes i'll sure do and yours is gonna be one of Wilson 1/3

Also if you find anyone who is good at modding please tell him to help here. Thanks.

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13 minutes ago, mathem99 said:

Yeah, That's a good idea 2-3 convs for each character with Wes i'll sure do and yours is gonna be one of Wilson 1/3

Also if you find anyone who is good at modding please tell him to help here. Thanks.

Coolio and I'll try to see if any modders I know would be willing to help, also don't spoil which one got in I want it to be surprise. c:

I Swer on me mum if there ain't any spicy Maxbottom interactions when I install this mod, I'll leave a bad review.

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1 hour ago, GiddyGuy said:

Coolio and I'll try to see if any modders I know would be willing to help, also don't spoil which one got in I want it to be surprise. c:

I Swer on me mum if there ain't any spicy Maxbottom interactions when I install this mod, I'll leave a bad review.

 

1 hour ago, Arlesienne said:

Definitely. Good luck!

At least two people are excited for this mod...

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1 hour ago, GiddyGuy said:

Coolio and I'll try to see if any modders I know would be willing to help, also don't spoil which one got in I want it to be surprise. c:

I Swer on me mum if there ain't any spicy Maxbottom interactions when I install this mod, I'll leave a bad review.

 

2 hours ago, Arlesienne said:

Definitely. Good luck!

First quotes are done as Wilson the "master" of the conversation and Willow the target:

-- Wilson's conversation as "master":
------------ With: WILLOW:
1.
Wilson: "Hi Willow. I gotta ask, why do you like burning stuff?"
Willow: "I love the color of the flames! They are so beautiful, gives a smile on my face. Why you ask?"
Wilson: "Uhm.. No particular reason, how are you able to resist the burning on your body?"
Willow: "Well.. I just have a way with fire I suppose. My skin is used to it, barely feel anything."
Wilson: "That sounds.. impossible..."
Willow: "Nothing is impossible if you.. BELIEVE!"
Wilson: "..."
2.
Wilson: "Willow? Did you burn anything again?"
Willow: "Maybe..."
Wilson: "I can smell smoke."
Willow: "Maybe it was.. Uhm.. WX-78, you know how he hates nature and life."
Wilson: "Maybe..."
Willow: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
3.
Wilson: "Do you like science?"
Willow: "Hmm.. Not really."
Wilson: "But it's fun! The possibilities are endless. You can create anything."
Willow: "Yeah, can I burn it afterwards!?"
Wilson: "Uh- Ye-Yeah sure?"
Willow: "Awesome!"
4.
Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair are sure... luxurious.."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "..Yeah..."
5.
Wilson: "I have ashes on my shirt!"
Willow: "Really?"
Wilson: "Did you try to burn my shirt?"
Willow: "Me? Hah! No! Of course not!"
Wilson: "Damn it Willow!"
Willow: "Sorry.. I couldn't control myself."

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I had fun reading those, well done! A tiny bit of proofreading here:

1.
Wilson: "Hi Willow. I gotta ask, why do you like burning stuff?"
Willow: "I love the color of the flames! They are so beautiful, bringing a smile on my face. Why you ask?"
Wilson: "Uhm... No particular reason, how are you able to resist the burning of your body?"
Willow: "Well... I just have a way with fire I suppose. My skin is used to it, barely feel anything."
Wilson: "That sounds... impossible..."
Willow: "Nothing is impossible if you... BELIEVE!"
Wilson: "..."
2.
Wilson: "Willow? Did you burn anything again?"
Willow: "Maybe..."
Wilson: "I can smell smoke."
Willow: "Maybe it was... Uhm... WX-78, you know how he hates nature and life."
Wilson: "Maybe..."
Willow: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
3.
Wilson: "Do you like science?"
Willow: "Hmm... Not really."
Wilson: "But it's fun! The possibilities are endless. You can create anything."
Willow: "Yeah... Can I burn it afterwards?!"
Wilson: "Uh- ye-yeah sure?"
Willow: "Awesome!"
4.
Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair is sure... luxurious..."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "...Yeah..."
5.
Wilson: "I have ashes on my shirt!"
Willow: "...Really?"
Wilson: "Did you try to burn my shirt?"
Willow: "Me? Hah! No! Of course not!"
Wilson: "Damn it, Willow!"
Willow: "Sorry... I couldn't control myself."

I definitely crave more!

 

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14 minutes ago, Arlesienne said:

I had fun reading those, well done! A tiny bit of proofreading here:

 

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1.
Wilson: "Hi Willow. I gotta ask, why do you like burning stuff?"
Willow: "I love the color of the flames! They are so beautiful, bringing a smile on my face. Why you ask?"
Wilson: "Uhm... No particular reason, how are you able to resist the burning of your body?"
Willow: "Well... I just have a way with fire I suppose. My skin is used to it, barely feel anything."
Wilson: "That sounds... impossible..."
Willow: "Nothing is impossible if you... BELIEVE!"
Wilson: "..."
2.
Wilson: "Willow? Did you burn anything again?"
Willow: "Maybe..."
Wilson: "I can smell smoke."
Willow: "Maybe it was... Uhm... WX-78, you know how he hates nature and life."
Wilson: "Maybe..."
Willow: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
3.
Wilson: "Do you like science?"
Willow: "Hmm... Not really."
Wilson: "But it's fun! The possibilities are endless. You can create anything."
Willow: "Yeah... Can I burn it afterwards?!"
Wilson: "Uh- ye-yeah sure?"
Willow: "Awesome!"
4.
Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair is sure... luxurious..."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "...Yeah..."
5.
Wilson: "I have ashes on my shirt!"
Willow: "...Really?"
Wilson: "Did you try to burn my shirt?"
Willow: "Me? Hah! No! Of course not!"
Wilson: "Damn it, Willow!"
Willow: "Sorry... I couldn't control myself."[/quote]

I definitely crave more!

Those are 5/10 convs. I will only sent 5 of each for WILSON as "master" only. So I don't spoil much.

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30 minutes ago, Arlesienne said:

I had fun reading those, well done! A tiny bit of proofreading here:

 

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1.
Wilson: "Hi Willow. I gotta ask, why do you like burning stuff?"
Willow: "I love the color of the flames! They are so beautiful, bringing a smile on my face. Why you ask?"
Wilson: "Uhm... No particular reason, how are you able to resist the burning of your body?"
Willow: "Well... I just have a way with fire I suppose. My skin is used to it, barely feel anything."
Wilson: "That sounds... impossible..."
Willow: "Nothing is impossible if you... BELIEVE!"
Wilson: "..."
2.
Wilson: "Willow? Did you burn anything again?"
Willow: "Maybe..."
Wilson: "I can smell smoke."
Willow: "Maybe it was... Uhm... WX-78, you know how he hates nature and life."
Wilson: "Maybe..."
Willow: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
3.
Wilson: "Do you like science?"
Willow: "Hmm... Not really."
Wilson: "But it's fun! The possibilities are endless. You can create anything."
Willow: "Yeah... Can I burn it afterwards?!"
Wilson: "Uh- ye-yeah sure?"
Willow: "Awesome!"
4.
Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair is sure... luxurious..."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "...Yeah..."
5.
Wilson: "I have ashes on my shirt!"
Willow: "...Really?"
Wilson: "Did you try to burn my shirt?"
Willow: "Me? Hah! No! Of course not!"
Wilson: "Damn it, Willow!"
Willow: "Sorry... I couldn't control myself."

I definitely crave more!

 

 

-- Wilson's conversation as "master":

------------ With: WOLFGANG:
1.
Wilson: "You know, eating food will not make you strong, but FAT."
Wolfgang: "Haha! Tiny scientist man is funny man!"
Wilson: "No. I'm serious, I'm worried about your health."
Wolfgang: "Wolfgang is healthy enough. Eating food is good for muscles"
Wilson: "Uhm.. eating to much will result in fatness"
Wolfgang: "Silly scientist man."
2.
Wilson: "That's a huge mustache you got there!"
Wolfgang: "I has big hair on face."
Wilson: "But I grow a big beard, HA!"
Wolfgang: "Beard? Hahaha. Beard looks ridiculous."
Wilson: "And there goes my self-esteem..."
3.
Wilson: "Where did you use to work?"
Wolfgang: "I was in big circus!"
Wilson: "Hahaha!"
Wolfgang: "What is funny?"
Wilson: "From all the jobs you could find why a circus?"
Wolfgang: "Cause I could lift a elephant with one hand."
Wilson: "That's impressive. How much did your salary lift? Hahaha!"
4.
Wilson: "So.. you like science?"
Wolfgang: "Science make Wolfgang head hurt."
Wilson: "Seriously?"
Wolfgang: "Science is for brainiacs and fighting is for strong men like ME!"
Wilson: "But with science you ca-"
Wolfgang: "Stop talking about science!"
5.
Wilson: "How much can you lift?"
Wolfgang: "Up to 1,269 pounds!"
Wilson: "Really!? That's one pound more than the world's heaviest weight ever lifted!"
Wolfgang: "Impressed little man?"
Wilson: "Not really."

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These are quite good :D

8 hours ago, mathem99 said:

Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair are sure... luxurious.."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "..Yeah..."

Is that how Wilson flirts?... Cos he need to work on it XD (Sorry, I'm shipping trash)

7 hours ago, mathem99 said:

Wilson: "That's a huge mustache you got there!"
Wolfgang: "I has big hair on face."
Wilson: "But I grow a big beard, HA!"
Wolfgang: "Beard? Hahaha. Beard looks ridiculous."
Wilson: "And there goes my self-esteem..."

I laughed at this one XD

Also, if there are multiple players in range, I'd make it choose either the closest one or the first one that walked in.

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8 hours ago, ImDaMisterL said:

These quotes are fantastic!

Also, @Fidooop created a conversation system for his Markiplier mod. Maybe he could help?

 

10 hours ago, DragonMage156 said:

These are quite good :D

Is that how Wilson flirts?... Cos he need to work on it XD (Sorry, I'm shipping trash)

I laughed at this one XD

Also, if there are multiple players in range, I'd make it choose either the closest one or the first one that walked in.

 

18 hours ago, Arlesienne said:

I had fun reading those, well done! A tiny bit of proofreading here:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

1.
Wilson: "Hi Willow. I gotta ask, why do you like burning stuff?"
Willow: "I love the color of the flames! They are so beautiful, bringing a smile on my face. Why you ask?"
Wilson: "Uhm... No particular reason, how are you able to resist the burning of your body?"
Willow: "Well... I just have a way with fire I suppose. My skin is used to it, barely feel anything."
Wilson: "That sounds... impossible..."
Willow: "Nothing is impossible if you... BELIEVE!"
Wilson: "..."
2.
Wilson: "Willow? Did you burn anything again?"
Willow: "Maybe..."
Wilson: "I can smell smoke."
Willow: "Maybe it was... Uhm... WX-78, you know how he hates nature and life."
Wilson: "Maybe..."
Willow: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
3.
Wilson: "Do you like science?"
Willow: "Hmm... Not really."
Wilson: "But it's fun! The possibilities are endless. You can create anything."
Willow: "Yeah... Can I burn it afterwards?!"
Wilson: "Uh- ye-yeah sure?"
Willow: "Awesome!"
4.
Wilson: "I really like your hair."
Willow: "Thanks. Your hair is sure... luxurious..."
Wilson: "Uh... Well this got awkward."
Willow: "...Yeah..."
5.
Wilson: "I have ashes on my shirt!"
Willow: "...Really?"
Wilson: "Did you try to burn my shirt?"
Willow: "Me? Hah! No! Of course not!"
Wilson: "Damn it, Willow!"
Willow: "Sorry... I couldn't control myself."

I definitely crave more!

 

 

-- Wilson's conversation as "master":
------------ With: WX-78:

1.
Wilson: "I would love to tear you apart and check your functions right now!"
WX-78: "I WILL ENABLE MY SELF-DESTRUCT THEN"
Wilson: "Come on, don't do that!"
WX-78: "TO LATE"
Wilson: "Damn you!"
WX-78: "HA-HA-HA"
2.
Wilson: "So someone build you right?"
WX-78: "CORRECT"
Wilson: "If he was so smart why didn't he make you waterproof?"
WX-78: "I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU A HUMAN?"
Wilson: "Because I was born this way?"
WX-78: "AND YOU'LL DIE JUST AS EASILY, WHILE I CAN SURVIVE FOREVER"
Wilson: "Not if I throw waterballoons at you."
WX-78: "TOUCHE"
3.
Wilson: "If ice melts inside you, wouldn't you malfunction?"
WX-78: "I. DONT. KNOW."
Wilson: "Unless your mechanism used the ice as fuel somehow."
WX-78: "YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS, I WISH I COULD OBLITERATE YOU"
Wilson: "'Exterminate'."
4.
Wilson: "How does 'ingesting' gears enhance your mechanisms?"
WX-78: "I HAVE A HIGHLY-INTELLIGENT SELF-ACTIVATING MECHANISM"
Wilson: "Are you being sarcastic?"
WX-78: "YES, YOU STUPID HUMAN"
5.
Wilson: "I wonder if you're intelligent as well."
WX-78: "YES, I AM, AT LEAST SMARTER THAN YOU"
Wilson: "Okay, what's the meaning of life?"
WX-78: "PROCESSING... 42"
Wilson: "'42'? That's not a good answer!"
WX-78: "YOU TAKE WHAT YOU ASKED"

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Hopefully someone like @DarkXero will help us with this mod.

I almost finished Wilson as 'master' of the conversation with almost 800+ lines O_O this is gonna take a long time So in total there will be:

8,800 LINES AT LEAST.

Holy potato cups!

With the code it's gonna be long x_x

Also @Arlesienne

If you can tell me your steam name so I can add you, I'll need your help for sure.

EDIT: I'll put the quotes on hold until someone helps us with the code, if that doesn't happen I would've wasted a lot of time with the lines.

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Yeah, idea is cool and all, but this could cause some serious lag, I think.

You'd have to scan area every few seconds while the idle animation plays (from what I understand). Remember, even when you build a quite large base you lag, imagine that but with 6 players that all run area scans at once.

Maybe I'm wrong, depends on how big the distance you'd scan.

Also. Every conversation would have to be scripted, so... You want to make over 8k lines? Nobody's gonna do it for you, pal...

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4 minutes ago, PanAzej said:

Yeah, idea is cool and all, but this could cause some serious lag, I think.

You'd have to scan area every few seconds while the idle animation plays (from what I understand). Remember, even when you build a quite large base you lag, imagine that but with 6 players that all run area scans at once.

Maybe I'm wrong, depends on how big the distance you'd scan.

You don't have to be idle, the conversation will start anywhere (witin 3-4 turfs close the characters are, if the character is sleeping/fighting/in the darkness [the conversation will be paused if it's already taking place and when he is done sleeping/fighting/in the darkness the character who was last talking will say "As I was saying..."] OR if 1/2 players left the 3-4 turf area [then the conversation will END]. If there are 3 players for instant lets say: if 1/3 is fighting he WON'T take part on the conversation so it's left with 2 players then the game will choose the 'master' of the conversation those 2 players will have[the person who starts the conversation] if one of the 2 players start to fight/sleep/head into darkness the conversation will be paused [Unless HE leaves the 3 turfs area then the conversation will END] and will continue once he's done sleeping/left darkness/stopped fighting).

Also the characters will be able to travel together so if the 2 players that are making the conversation start to BOTH walk towards the same kind of direction the conversation will not end.

By the definition 'master' I mean which one will be the first who starts talking in this way there will be: (let's take example wilson and willow)

If Wilson = "master" then conversation will be from_wilson_TO_willow and will pick 1/10 conversation WILSON has for WILLOW

If Willow = "master" then conversation will be from_willow_TO_wilson and will pick 1/10 conversation WILLOW has for WILSON

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11 minutes ago, mathem99 said:

You don't have to be idle, the conversation will start anywhere (witin 3-4 turfs close the characters are, if the character is sleeping/fighting/in the darkness [the conversation will be paused if it's already taking place and when he is done sleeping/fighting/in the darkness the character who was last talking will say "As I was saying..."] OR if 1/2 players left the 3-4 turf area [then the conversation will END]. If there are 3 players for instant lets say: if 1/3 is fighting he WON'T take part on the conversation so it's left with 2 players then the game will choose the 'master' of the conversation those 2 players will have[the person who starts the conversation] if one of the 2 players start to fight/sleep/head into darkness the conversation will be paused [Unless HE leaves the 3 turfs area then the conversation will END] and will continue once he's done sleeping/left darkness/stopped fighting).

Also the characters will be able to travel together so if the 2 players that are making the conversation start to BOTH walk towards the same kind of direction the conversation will not end.

By the definition 'master' I mean which one will be the first who starts talking in this way there will be: (let's take example wilson and willow)

If Wilson = "master" then conversation will be from_wilson_TO_willow and will pick 1/10 conversation WILSON has for WILLOW

If Willow = "master" then conversation will be from_willow_TO_wilson and will pick 1/10 conversation WILLOW has for WILSON

That sounds like a chore to code... Lots of constant loops and area scans have to be made in order for this to work. And huge "if" trees.

I mean, if you want to make something like that, learn and try. But I don't think that anybody would want to touch a task this big.

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10 minutes ago, PanAzej said:

That sounds like a chore to code... Lots of constant loops and area scans have to be made in order for this to work. And huge "if" trees.

I mean, if you want to make something like that, learn and try. But I don't think that anybody would want to touch a task this big.

Hmmmm... if I removed 'master' by that I mean if there is a couple (Wilson+Maxwell) instead of choosing "who is master of the conversation" it'll just pick 1/10 conversations for wilson_and_maxwell conversation:

So there are 10 quotes for wilson and maxwell conv, 10 quotes for wilson+willow, 10 quotes for wilson+wolfgang,etc,etc,etc

It'll first: make alot less quotes 50% less which works for me honestly I never thought i'd have to write 8,800 lines o_o

And second: I hope the coding will be easier?

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7 hours ago, DarkXero said:

Well this was hard.

I did something rudimentary that may prove useful.

TalkGalore.zip

I'll try it out

EDIT: Doesn't appear to work, the server launches perfectly and I watched 2 days passed with no conversation.

I'm thinking of discontinuing this mod due to the lack of knowledge.

Thanks anyway :wilson_love:

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Great stuff. Here comes the proofreading of WX and Wolfgang.

1.


Wilson: "I would love to tear you apart and check your functions right now!"
WX-78: "I WILL ENABLE MY SELF-DESTRUCTION THEN."
Wilson: "Come on, don't do that!"
WX-78: "TOO LATE."
Wilson: "...Damn you!"
WX-78: "HA-HA-HA."
2.
Wilson: "So someone built you, right?"
WX-78: "CORRECT."
Wilson: "If he was so smart why hadn't he made you waterproof?"
WX-78: "I DON'T KNOW. WHY ARE YOU A HUMAN?"
Wilson: "Because I was born this way?"
WX-78: "AND YOU'LL DIE JUST AS EASILY, WHILE I CAN SURVIVE FOREVER."
Wilson: "Not if I throw waterballoons at you."
WX-78: "...TOUCHÉ."
3.
Wilson: "If ice melts inside you, wouldn't you malfunction?"
WX-78: "I. DON'T. KNOW."
Wilson: "Unless your mechanism used the ice as fuel somehow."
WX-78: "YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS, I WISH I COULD OBLITERATE YOU."
Wilson: "'Exterminate'."
4.
Wilson: "How does 'ingesting' gears enhance your mechanisms?"
WX-78: "I HAVE A HIGHLY-INTELLIGENT SELF-ACTIVATING MECHANISM."
Wilson: "Are you being sarcastic?"
WX-78: "YES, YOU STUPID HUMAN."
5.
Wilson: "I wonder if you're intelligent as well."
WX-78: "YES, I AM, AT LEAST SMARTER THAN YOU."
Wilson: "Okay, what's the meaning of life?"
WX-78: "PROCESSING... 42."
Wilson: "'42'? That's not a good answer!"
WX-78: "YOU TAKE WHAT YOU ASKED."
 
1.
Wilson: "You know, eating food will not make you strong, but FAT."
Wolfgang: "Haha! Tiny scientist man is funny man!"
Wilson: "No. I'm serious, I'm worried about your health."
Wolfgang: "Wolfgang is healthy enough. Eating food is good for muscles."
Wilson: "Uhm... eating too much will result in fatness."
Wolfgang: "Silly scientist man."
2.
Wilson: "That's a huge moustache you got there!"
Wolfgang: "I has big hair on face."
Wilson: "But I grow a big beard, HA!"
Wolfgang: "Beard? Hahaha. Beard looks ridiculous."
Wilson: "And there goes my self-esteem..."
3.
Wilson: "Where did you use to work?"
Wolfgang: "I was in big circus!"
Wilson: "Hahaha!"
Wolfgang: "What is funny?"
Wilson: "From all the jobs you could find, why a circus?"
Wolfgang: "'Cause I could lift an elephant with one hand."
Wilson: "That's impressive. How much did your salary lift? Hahaha!"
4.
Wilson: "So... do you like science?"
Wolfgang: "Science make Wolfgang head hurt."
Wilson: "Seriously?"
Wolfgang: "Science is for brainiacs and fighting is for strong men like ME!"
Wilson: "But with science you ca-"
Wolfgang: "Stop talking about science!"
5.
Wilson: "How much can you lift?"
Wolfgang: "Up to 1,269 pounds!"
Wilson: "Really!? That's one pound more than the world's heaviest weigh ever lifted!"
Wolfgang: "Impressed little man?"
Wilson: "Not really."

I will send you a PM with my nick for convenience. I can help with proofreading, writing and testing. Translations (English, Polish, Spanish) too if you like.
 
I hope you will not abandon the project, the concept is really worth the hassle. And eight thousand lines is not that much after all.

 

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4 minutes ago, Arlesienne said:

Great stuff. Here comes the proofreading of WX and Wolfgang.

 

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1.


Wilson: "I would love to tear you apart and check your functions right now!"
WX-78: "I WILL ENABLE MY SELF-DESTRUCTION THEN."
Wilson: "Come on, don't do that!"
WX-78: "TOO LATE."
Wilson: "...Damn you!"
WX-78: "HA-HA-HA."
2.
Wilson: "So someone built you, right?"
WX-78: "CORRECT."
Wilson: "If he was so smart why hadn't he made you waterproof?"
WX-78: "I DON'T KNOW. WHY ARE YOU A HUMAN?"
Wilson: "Because I was born this way?"
WX-78: "AND YOU'LL DIE JUST AS EASILY, WHILE I CAN SURVIVE FOREVER."
Wilson: "Not if I throw waterballoons at you."
WX-78: "...TOUCHÉ."
3.
Wilson: "If ice melts inside you, wouldn't you malfunction?"
WX-78: "I. DON'T. KNOW."
Wilson: "Unless your mechanism used the ice as fuel somehow."
WX-78: "YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS, I WISH I COULD OBLITERATE YOU."
Wilson: "'Exterminate'."
4.
Wilson: "How does 'ingesting' gears enhance your mechanisms?"
WX-78: "I HAVE A HIGHLY-INTELLIGENT SELF-ACTIVATING MECHANISM."
Wilson: "Are you being sarcastic?"
WX-78: "YES, YOU STUPID HUMAN."
5.
Wilson: "I wonder if you're intelligent as well."
WX-78: "YES, I AM, AT LEAST SMARTER THAN YOU."
Wilson: "Okay, what's the meaning of life?"
WX-78: "PROCESSING... 42."
Wilson: "'42'? That's not a good answer!"
WX-78: "YOU TAKE WHAT YOU ASKED."
 
1.
Wilson: "You know, eating food will not make you strong, but FAT."
Wolfgang: "Haha! Tiny scientist man is funny man!"
Wilson: "No. I'm serious, I'm worried about your health."
Wolfgang: "Wolfgang is healthy enough. Eating food is good for muscles."
Wilson: "Uhm... eating too much will result in fatness."
Wolfgang: "Silly scientist man."
2.
Wilson: "That's a huge moustache you got there!"
Wolfgang: "I has big hair on face."
Wilson: "But I grow a big beard, HA!"
Wolfgang: "Beard? Hahaha. Beard looks ridiculous."
Wilson: "And there goes my self-esteem..."
3.
Wilson: "Where did you use to work?"
Wolfgang: "I was in big circus!"
Wilson: "Hahaha!"
Wolfgang: "What is funny?"
Wilson: "From all the jobs you could find, why a circus?"
Wolfgang: "'Cause I could lift an elephant with one hand."
Wilson: "That's impressive. How much did your salary lift? Hahaha!"
4.
Wilson: "So... do you like science?"
Wolfgang: "Science make Wolfgang head hurt."
Wilson: "Seriously?"
Wolfgang: "Science is for brainiacs and fighting is for strong men like ME!"
Wilson: "But with science you ca-"
Wolfgang: "Stop talking about science!"
5.
Wilson: "How much can you lift?"
Wolfgang: "Up to 1,269 pounds!"
Wilson: "Really!? That's one pound more than the world's heaviest weigh ever lifted!"
Wolfgang: "Impressed little man?"
Wilson: "Not really."

 

I will send you a PM with my nick for convenience. I can help with proofreading, writing and testing. Translations (English, Polish, Spanish) too if you like.
 
I hope you will not abandon the project, the concept is really worth the hassle. And eight thousand lines is not that much after all.

 

Alas, my knowledge for modding is very weak, I'm a very slow learner as well, which means if I tried alone to make it it could take "HALF-LIFE 3" years.

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